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D I S C L A I M E R
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(Read Carefully!)
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The following text is submitted for informational/educational
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purposes only. The author is in no way, in whole or in part,
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responsible for the use, misuse and/or abuse of the information
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contained therein.
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(Give To The Cancer Society... I May Get It!)
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*** PHUN AT THE LAUNDRYMAT! ***
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Me and me good budy were sittin round at the mat, smokin' away,
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when the manager comes along and tells us to get the hell out.
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His mistake! Here's a bunch of good ways to wreak havok at the
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laundry mat... ENJOY!
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1. Get some krazy glue and glue the locks where they get the
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phreakin money out of the machine and glue em good. This
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*really* ticks them off, but doesn't cause that much damage.
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2. Get a hand phul of bullets(.22 is nice) and throw em in the
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dryer. Shut the door, and glue it if you can. Then,
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deposit some cash, and RUN LIKE HELL! It'll take some time
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for them to go off (usually), but you don't want to be
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around.
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3. Toss anything that stinks into the dryer. Sulpher works
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great, but even rotten eggs or a nice bag of fresh dog shit
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does just as well. When the dryer heats up, it'll stink up
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the whole damn place. Another trick is dumping gas or gear
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oil in and lighting it. This is more dangerous, as it may
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cause short-circuits in the heating elements causing an
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electrical fire.
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4. Toss something in the washers to phuck people up. People
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generally don't take a hard look in an unused washer. They
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just open it up to see if there's any clothes in there, then
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use it. Try dumping some motor oil in, or some strong food
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colouring (the paste-stuff is best). The best thing would
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be a bright acrylic paint (not water-based!)
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5. If you can get at it, find out where the drainage hose is at
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the back of the washer... usually just a black hose on the
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rear-left (sometimes right) side. If you *can* see it,
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slash it or just poke a big hole in it. Next time somebody
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uses the washer they'll end up with about 10+ gallons of
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water on the floor. Twice that if nobody notices and it
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goes through the rinse cycle too!
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6. Too bad washers/dryers don't make change. Thier coin
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identification process is notoriously poor. So you should
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be able to feed it slugs without any problem, especially
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older models. Hey, at least you get a few free washes!
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7. Go outside and find the dryer vent, and plug it up tightly
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with something (soaked rags work well). These vents are
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where the dryer gets rid of the moisture. When it's plugged
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up, it'll take forever for things to dry!
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8. If there are washers that let you select a cycle, change the
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cycle in mid-wash, or just turn it off. This won't cause
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much problem, but it might make someone have to dish out
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extra cash... and complain to the asshole manager.
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9. Go around to all the washers/dryers and krazy glue all the
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coin slots (where you put your money in). This'll really
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phuck 'em up worse than putting glue in the key slot (1).
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With they key-slot, they can always break it open, and put
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on a makeshift lock (two holes, a peice of pipe and a
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padlock'll work great). This way, they can't make *any*
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money until they get them repaired or replaced. Use PLENTY
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of glue for best results. Epoxy (harder to break out) would
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be better, but takes to long to dry.
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10. Some other ideas would be to simply shoot the manager with a
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.45, or plant a thermonuclear device in the dryer. These
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would only be for someone who's *really* obsessed with
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laundrymat destruction... who should get themselves some
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help!
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Add some more if you can think of any! Have Phun!
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Written By
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*** <\/>ontana </\>ildhack ***
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(enhanced by ]-[ellRazor)
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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