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How To Have Fun At School
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Written By: Walkon
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This works best if you happen to have alot of deralict friends, as I do...
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Your first day of school you should bring the following items, to insure a
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prosperous school Year:
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: Fountain pen (and extra ink refills)
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: Three (3) Tubes of Super Glue (Krazy Glue)
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: Pennies ($2.00 worth)
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: Balloons (small sized for convieniance)
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: Mirror (small hand held)
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: Liquid Soap
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: Lighter
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: Firecrackers (ladyfingers are fine)
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: screwdrivers and other small tools
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: Small sqeezable bottles (like nasal decongestant type)
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: Wire (10-20 ft.)
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: Tape recorder/Microphone/battery operated
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: Ziplock baggies
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: Half of an orange
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: Light bulb (75 watts and UP)
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This will dor for now... Some of the cool things todo are, take the pennies
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and glue them to the cafeteria tables. Also glue silver dollars to the fire
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alarms.
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Another thing todo w/ a coin is heat it up over a bunson burner and just as
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the bell rings, toss the coin into the hall, I will guarantee you will know
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when the coin is picked up... While your using the bunson burner, fill your
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little squeeze bottle w/ gas, then cap it tight and put it in your
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pocket...later, take a firecracker, and glue it to the bottle, use a cigarette
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as a fuse extension (to buy your self and alaby) and then put it in the
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bathroom, and while your in the bathroom, place a light bulb over the door,
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and when the superintendant goes to see what the explosion was, he gets a nice
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little surprise...
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Now for the wire, if you can access a room near your locker, when no body is
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in the room, take off the speaker cover and the pa system, and hook 2 wires
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from it, to your mic. (then to your locker) This is good for getting your
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friends out of class. Use the small tools and be very neat...Also if this is
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possible run the wir through the cieling, so that noone becomes suspicious
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about seeing a few wires dangling in YOUR locker. Late organizations
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(Athletics/band) have access to the building and you can possibly since some
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classes are connected if one door is locked, try another...
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Use your mirror and scope out peoples combinations, its going tobe tricky
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beings that the reflection is in reverse, but if you have half a brain you can
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rearange so that it will become correct. Take the orange, let it sit for
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about 4 1/2 weeks and then use your newly acquired combination. People w/
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floating lockers can make very good use of this.
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Take a penny, and glue it over the key hole of a persons locker, just after
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he/she goes out....depending on the locker, this could be say, a gym locker,
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and do it when he changes clothes he will smell realy nice...
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Balloons are fun to play w/ in chemistry class, fill them up w/ the gas that
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you get out of the taps on the lab desks, then tie up the balloon, and drop it
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out the window to the burnouts below, you the ones that are always smoking??
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or throw it someplace nice and realy hot!!
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Use your liquid soap after a nice rain storm and start squirting it everywhere
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people learn how to skate realy quick!! Also place the liquid soap in the
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toilets in desks, chairs, handrails, stairs...etc...
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