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148 lines
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[/\] HAVING PHUN MAKING CRANK FONE CALLS [/\]
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[/\] by [/\]
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[/\] Paul the Pirate [/\]
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[/\] Call: The Middle Earth AE Line [609][795][7238] PW-RING [/\]
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[/\] [/\]
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There are basically two types of crank fone calls, the ones where you know
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who you are cranking and hate them, or random cranking. The former is
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generally more phun, but if they know your voice, watch out! Here are some dos
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and don'ts of cranking.
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Type #1--People you know and hate
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If the person can recognize your voice, there is a very easy solution. Just
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get a friend over and have him call up. If you don't know the person's number,
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just call 411 (NEVER look up things in the fone book! It takes too much time!)
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and ask for their fone. Of course, if they use a handle (which they most
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likely do) you won't know their real name. This can be easily found, however,
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if you are friends with a sysop. Since sysops generally have the people's fone
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numbers on file, just ask him for the number. If the sysop is against
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cranking, just say you want to work out a trade or something. Of course, if it
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is the sysop you want to crank, you must get on his good side and say, "What's
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your fone...I need it if I can't get through and have to talk to you." He'll
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most likely tell you his personal fone number. Ok, now that you have the fone,
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let's get cranking!
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One thing that really annoys people is the old call 'em and hang up method.
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This, however, is not very phun, and I don't advise you doing it. It is much
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more enjoyable if you actually talk to a person. You can always say things
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like, "Is your refridgerator running? Why don't you try and catch it?" but
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that isn't very original, and thus not very phun. Same goes with, "Is there a
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John in your house?" etc.
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If you are cranking a real idiot, just say, "This is the FBI. We have traced
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a number of illegal phone (FBI officers don't say fone) calls to this number."
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assuming, of course, that they phreak. They will phreak out when they hear
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this, and, if they're smart, they will hang up. Just call back, and say, "Why
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did you hang up on the FBI?" He'll make up some bullshit story like, "Um...I
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dropped the phone on the reciever...wh-wh-what do you want?" Now he is ready to
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shit in his pants, so say, "We have a number of agents coming over your house
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right this instant. Give yourself up and there won't be any trouble."
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"O-O-Ok." Of course, there are going to be those smart enuf to say, "FBI! Ha!
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Don't give me that bullshit!" Well, you can say something like, "What was that?
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A profanity? To the FBI? You have the right to remain silent..." but it most
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likely won't work. Just keep calling back, and whatever you do, DON'T LAUGH!
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This will phuk everything up so don't do it! If they don't phreak or pirate,
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or do anything illegal, then come up with something else.
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You could always pull the old, "Is Leroy Brown there?" five times and then
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call l8r and say, "This is Leroy Brown, have there been any calls for me?" but
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I don't like that kind. It's sometimes phun to threaten people and stuff, like
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"You're going to fuckin die if you don't stop calling [BBS]!" Pretending to be
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someone else is often phun, like, "Hi, this is The Apple Bandit! Do you want
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to trade some games?" and some assholes will fall for it! Do this to a friend
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(of course having another friend call while you listen on an extention) and
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when you talk to him l8r, he'll go, "Wow! Apple Bandit wants to trade with
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ME!" You'll be rolling on the floor laffing!
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Obscene fone calls are not all that great, i.e., the "heavy-breathers" (which
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are really stupid, in my opinion). Pretending you are bra company that is
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giving out phree samples and asking for their bra size isn't too great either.
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Having your girlfriend or sister call up some idiot and say they are a certain
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female sysop [Cloud Nine II (609)(234)(3347)] sounds like phun. Especially if
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they have never heard her voice or seen her (they won't get too excited if they
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have).
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You can also always call and send out a carrier, but this is generally not
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phun...unless you keep doing it and they get smart and set their term program
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for "answer." Then you can curse them out with the computer! Phun, phun PHUN!
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There's a lot more you can do with people you don't know, and we'll cover that
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in the next section...
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Type #2--Random cranking
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Just pick some numbers at random, like [prefix]-1234 or [p]-3825 (which just
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happens to spell "FUCK") and dial them! There are lots of things you can do
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with people you don't know. One of my favorites is pretending to be a radio
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station. Here is a sample conversation that my friend had. This REALLY
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happened!
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"Hello this is [radio station]! Can you tell me what the Jackson's first
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album was?"
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"Ummmm...I don't know...hold on a sec! [in the background] Mom! Dad! Wake
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up! Do you know what the Jackson's first album was?" (keep in mind this was
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late at night)
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"[still in bg] No! Go wake up Mike! He'll know! [she then proceeds to wake
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up everyone in the house, and none of them know the answer]"
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"Sorry, your time is up, you just lost 5 front row seats at the Jackson
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concert!"
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"Well, could you tell me what the answer was?"
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"How the fuck should I know? [click]"
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If they happen to get it right, be sure to get thier name and address, and
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say, "Your tickets are in the mail!" or something like that. Try not to give
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away that it is a crank, cause if you don't, they'll be waiting by their
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mailbox for days!
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Sometimes it's phun to just say, "This is a crank call!" and see what they're
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reaction is. Other times, don't say anything! Some of them will say, "What
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are you? Chicken to talk?" and will probably curse you out after a little
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while. It's also phun to crank the operator, but be careful! My friend called
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from MY house at a party and said, "Is Huckleberry there? This is Tom Sawyer."
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and two seconds later the fone rang and it was the operator! I'm like, "Umm...
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that was my friend!" and she's like, "Yea, right. Well, don't do it again!"
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You should also watch out for tracers! I know one dude who has one, so what
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you have to do is hang up every 15 seconds or so and call back. Or you can
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always call from a pay fone. You don't have to be too imaginative to come up
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with ways to crank people. The radio station is probably the most phun, but
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saying someone won a random phone number lottery is also phun, but the radio
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one is more likely to work. One time I was cranking someone and I actually
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started getting into a conversation! It was realy weird! I told him my name
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was John, though. But it is really strange! Try calling someone and just say,
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"Hi, how are you doing?" "Who is this?" "Joe [everyone knows someone named
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Joe]" Then you actually start talking to them! Believe me, it is a strange
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experience for them!
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Part #3--Being the victim of a crank
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First thing to remember is that if you are getting a lot of cranks, simply
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take the fone off of the hook. If someone calls and says, "Is there a John in
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your house?" just say "Yes." This happened to me a few days ago and they simply
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hung up. If you pick it up and get a modem, boot up your term program and set
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it for answer. If someone claims to be the FBI, ask for their name and serial
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number. Try to get them to goof! You could act scared and make them laugh so
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they give themselves away, then curse them out! Try to turn them cranking you
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into you crankning them! You have to also remember that radio stations don't
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usually just pick numbers and call them! Don't be stupid! When you get a
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crank, just play it C00L. If they are getting on your nerves, say "This call
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is being traced." Ten to one they will hang up. If you know who it was
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[someone read the first part of this] then just crank 'em right back! Don't
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let cranks get to you!
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This file was written and uploaded by...Paul the Pirate
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The Middle Earth AE Line [609][795][7238] PW: RING
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Uploaded by : <--- THE NECROMANCER --->
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