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The Shit of Telecom Proudly Presents :
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Cow Tippin, Tips and Hints
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What NOT to Do.
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1) Do NOT Tip more than one cow at the same time.
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2) Do NOT get caught Tippin.
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3) Do NOT go up to the person whose cow you have just tipped and say something
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like "SuckaH!@!@"
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What to do.
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1) Pick your target. Make sure she is not paying attention. Also, On a side
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note, MAKE SURE your target is NOT a bull. There could be MAJOR problems if you
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attempt to tip a bull.
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2) After the cow has been tipped RUN AWAY! DO NOT stay around to watch
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the cow get up and Moo. Also, the sound of the Cow's *THUD* WILL wake up the
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cow's owner. Most likely he'll come out with a shot gun, and attempt to blow
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your head off.
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3) If you are a beginer chose a old target. One that wont get up that fast.
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Cow Tippin, Basics..
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1) When Tippin, Tip only one cow at a time.
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2) The word "Tippin" is a bit misleading. It gives the impression you go up to
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a cow, and simply 'Tip It Over'. WRONG. When you cow tip, you get a group of
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people, and Barrel Ram into the cow.
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3) Once you've tipped, dont look back.
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The Jiz Lobber
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