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32 lines
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11 Ways to disrupt a Religious Service
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by Aron Kay
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All organized religion is a waste of time, diverting people
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from fighting against the U.S. junta.
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The churches, part of the corporate state, are among the
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institutions that deserve to be trashed and desecrated for
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setting themselves up as sort of religious McDonald's stands.
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Instead of fast food service, one gets fast Biblical brainwashing
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(as in the Moonies) which has poisoned millions upon millions.
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So it's time to get it together to disrupt the sickness that
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turns people into Jesus junkies.
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1. Walk into St. Patrick's Cathedral as a couple wearing clerical
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robes, remove them and do a streak during mass.
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2. Enter the church with a joint in your hand and tell the preacher
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that it's not sinful to smoke grass because the Bible says,
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"Let there be grass!"
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3. Drink liquor or smoke cigarettes at a Mormon church.
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4. Pie the preacher while he is giving his boring sermon.
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5. Plant marijuana in the church yard.
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6. Pull a false alarm during a church service, thereby disrupting
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the service.
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7. Buy an add in the local smut paper advertising the church's
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phone number as being that of a whorehouse.
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8. Enter a synagogue with a pig on a leash.
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9. Enter a church disguished as the devil.
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10. Disrupt the service and announce that you are Jesus Christ.
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11. Hand the preacher a hypodermic needle and a bag of white powder
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telling him that "Religion is the opiate of the masses."
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