48 lines
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48 lines
2.1 KiB
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Ever had that annoying friend who has nothing better to do than come round and
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wants to play on your Amiga because he hasn't got one. Has he ever sat there in
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the chair next to you comfy coding chair and made comments like.
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"You demo isn't very good. Just look at that one SCOOPEX did... "
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It is also pretty bad when he gets bored, because you wont play North & South
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with him and starts messing with your stuff. Ie putting his drink next to your
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hard drive and accidently kicking your power supply. Have you ever wanted to
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tell him to F**K OFF but realised that would only mean him moaning and saying
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things like
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"If you really don't like me, tell me really honestly..."
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Heres how to get rid of him. Simply type BYE and my code will pick up the hook
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on your modem and send a ATD175 code to it. This means that it will dial the
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ring test number (hope its the same where you live!) and then after 30 seconds
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hang up again. This means that your phone will ring. All you do now is pick it
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up and say.
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"Hello? "
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(look at your watch)
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"Oh my god! I forgot.. I will be there in just about ten minutes"
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(Then Hang up)
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Now you tell your friend that you forgot to meet your dad or girlfriend and
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they are really mad. Lamers hate awkward situations as they realise that they
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have in fact invited themselves around and so they will say ahh well I better
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be going as it seems you wont be playing a game of Kick off.
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Everytime I have used this it worked on my two lamer friend who come round and
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bug me. If you have this problem, it will work for you too, providing you have
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Kickstart 1.3 and an entry in your DEVS:mountlist for the AUX: device which
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uses the L:Aux-handler. Oh yes you also need a Hayes Compatible modem. Which
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can handle the same speed as you have set using preferences.
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This program is Public Domain. You may change the name to something like QDIR
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or anything subtle!
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Another Fantastic Production from TAS! Of ZINE UK. Contact me for more on
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TAS.
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