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Being a Public Enemy of your Neighborhood
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by Excursionist
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8/12/89
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Well, this is the final file of the Nuisance Series. I've been hassled by
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two people so far because of this series. Those people can suck my dick, but I
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just don't want to waste my time with them. If you read my previous files, you
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should be familiar with the pre-cautions you should take. If you didn't, tough
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shit. Get them.
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Being an Overall Asshole: [1] 1 or 2 brown, paper bags.
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As you can see, the required materials for this scheme are rather easy to
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obtain. But don't be fooled. That is not all.
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Has anyone ever wondered how those spinning things on houses can be used
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for screwing up some one's home? You know, those ventilation inlets for air
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conditioning. I have just invented this so it might not work, but what if a
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person put something that smells like shit inside those things? If this idea
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works, the residents of that house will be nausiated by that smell for a couple
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of weeks. How will they find the source of the smell? Virtually impossible to
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find I think.
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So all you have to do is take a shit in the brown bag(s). If you find
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that disgusting or just impossible to do, improvise. You may want to substitute
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the excretory wastes with something else with a strong smell. Rotten eggs and
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sulfur come to mind as I type this.
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Once you have something in the bag(s), get on the victim's roof
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preferably at night, and force the stuff inside. If the shaft is spinning at
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the time, you will have to insert a stick in one of the spaces to stop the
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rotation. Then you can dump the bag inside. The next obvious step is to haul
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ass.
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Yard of the Month: [1] 1 can of WD-40, piant tarnish, or
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something similar.
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I don't know about other neighborhoods, but mine has a thing where the
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best looking yard gets a "Yard of the Month" award. No house gets the award
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twice so I figure I'll have it in about 38 years when all the other houses will
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have already had it. I hate yardwork so my front yard looks like shit. Either
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way, you might get a kick out of doing this.
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All you have to do is spell out the words "Fuck You" or related to that
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on the lawn with the WD-40. It shouldn't take too long if you leave the
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greating short so the chances of you getting caught are slim. Eventually, what
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will happen is the WD-40 will kill the grass that it was sprayed upon. This
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will nicely show your desired message. The dead grass will be there until new
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grass grows over it. This may take 3 or more months if you strike in the fall
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or winter when growth is at its minimal.
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//As you can see, the above two schemes have long lasting affects. If you think
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of any others that I might be interested, please leave me mail on one of the
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boards that I'm on.\\
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This one is to my ex-girl. At first she was the best thing on earth, but later
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she turned into the biggest bitch in the world. Luckly, she will never see
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this. Enjoy everyone.
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phile #3 of the Nuisance Series
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