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þThe Brotherhood Of Gods and Retardsþ
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Presents
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--* Into the Realms of Hell *--
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By: Abigwar
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Part 1
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* * * * * * * * * * *[To survive this summer, We must:] * * * * * * * * * *
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* Crush, Kill, Destroy, Break, Mutalate, Smash, Hurt, Injure, Blast, Guts *
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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
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- I AM NOT CRAZY -
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Ahh, Yes, Summer... I HATE SUMMER! Its hot. Its sticky. Its dry. It doesn't
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rain enough. Oh well.. Its comming at an alarming rate. What ever shall we do?
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First thing is that i want to make this clear.. THIS FILE DOESN'T DEAL WITH
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ANARCHY, It is dealing with TERRORISM. Read my last file on true Anarchy. So,
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here we are, Waiting for summer to come. Still in school right? Well we will
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not start here... I have already done a BGR file on that... Lets start with
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some after school fun. Lets take a trip to the local appartment complex.
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But first:
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I am not going to tell you not to try all this. But I will tell you, you could
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get killed, arrested, jailed, expelled, beat up, in court, sued, an many other
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things if you take this advise. It is your life, Live it how you want, but i
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nor BGR is in no way responsible for the path you choose to take, and the
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consiquences involved with every choice a person makes through out his or her
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life.
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1. The appartment complex
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Ahh, Yes, The appartment complex, I HATE THE APPARTMENT COMPLEX! Lets fuck
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with it. The first thing about ACs (appartment complexs) is that the drain
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pipes are almost always connected to one big one. This is one of the biggest
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mistakes the contractors make. All you have to do is a little tunnal ratting.
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Come on, Don't be affraid, find that heart of the system. Good. Now, Take out
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your trusty time bomb. Nothing TOO powerful now. Just some thing EAR
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SHATTERING. Set it for about 30-60 Minutes and get your ass out of there. When
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that fucker blows, it will rock the whole appartment complex. Another thing
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you can do since they locked all the drain pipes into one is throw in a shit
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load of smoke gernades. Smoke will poor out all over. See how many colums of
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smoke you can count from out side of the appartment complex! Depending on the
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size of the appartment complex, it may have only one transformer. Find the
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fucker, and blow it up with a 1/4 stick. You can knock out every ones elctric
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for a day or two. Don't forget to run, cuz these are real real real powerful
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booms.
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2. Fun with farmers
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Ahh, yes, farmers, I HATE FARMERS! Lets fuck with them. Wait in the corn
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feilds while they are getting ready to use those big clipper things on it.
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DO NOT GET CLIPED! Pull out your trusty three liter bottle out of your back
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pack... It should look something like this:
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/--\
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|1111| 1= 1/4 inch foil balls
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|2222| 2= Water
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|2222|
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\----/
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That pattern look formiliar? Yup, your right, its going to be a drano bomb.
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When the farmers cliper machine is near, pull out the drano. (crystal only)
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and pour it in to the bottle. thats right, the whole fucking box. Cap it very
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quickly, throw, and run! The drano liquadizes in the water, and then reacts
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with the foil and produces hydrogen. The hydrogen cannot get out of the bottle
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so it expands with in. Then when the bottle can't hold it any more, It
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explodes! Another thing you can do, is stick a 5 foot metal rod up in the
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middle of a hey or corn feild. Put 2' of it in the ground with 3' sticking up.
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Put a few of them up all around it. Guess what, You just made punjii sticks.
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When the big clipper things try to cut through it it should jam right up.
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3. Fun with the mail!
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Ahh, yes, mail, I HATE THE MAIL! Lets fuck with it! (Do you see a pattern
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here?) Take some stamps out of some bodys house. Then get a shit load of
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envolopes. Seal um all up, and put one persons adress on every single one.
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Don't put anything in side, just an empty letter with a stamp and their address
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on it. Now, Send one letter to this person the first day, 2 the second 3 the
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third, 4 the forth and so on untill your out of letters or stamps. This really
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pisses people off. Also, you can mail death threats and put some body elses
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return adress on it. If you get really board mail some one a letter saying they
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one $100,000 in a random name sweepstakes, and that all they have to do is
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send the letter back to you in 1 week. DONT PUT AN COMPANY NAME, OR ADDRESS
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ON IT! Here are some usefull adresses. USE YOUR IMAGINATION!
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BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, TOBACCO & FIREARMS
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Enforcement Branch
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1200 Pennsylvania Ave.
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Washington, DC 20004
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CITZENS COMMITTEE FOR THE RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS
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Liberty Park
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12500 N.E. Tenth Place
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Bellevie, WA 98005
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DRUG ENFORCEMENT ADMINISTRATION
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1405 Eye Street NW
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Washington, DC 20005
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FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
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Nine St. & Pennsylvannia Ave. NW
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Washington, DC 20535
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FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION
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5600 Fishers Lane
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Rockvill, MD 20852
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GENERAL ACCOUNTING OFFICE
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Fraud Division
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441 G. Street
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Washington, DC 20002
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GUN WEEK
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P.O. Box488, Stacion C
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Buffalo, NY 14209
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INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE
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1111 Constitution Ave. NW
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Washington DC, 20002
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U.S. DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
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Tenth Street and Constitution Ave. NW
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Washington, DC 20002
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U.S. DEPARTMENT OF LABOR
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200 Constitution Ave. NW
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Washington, DC 20002
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4. Fun with stink bombs
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There are million of chemicals that you can mix to get bad smelling gases.
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But this one looks as bad as it smells. My friend told me about how a movie
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theater dick him and his friends over once... So before a show started we
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got together while every one was in line out side. From a 23 floor of a
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building across the street he mixed Hydrocloric acid with chunks of alumnium.
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He caped the large bottle and threw it near the croud. Then, our bud on the
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street yelled "POISION GAS!!", and every one paniced.
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The combonation of the two formed a very dark gas that smells very very bad.
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The police and fire department closed all the streets in the area for a while.
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All you have to do is put Hydrocloric acid wich can be bought at a pool suply
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store in a large bottle and add the aluminum chunks.
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Some other chemicals are:
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1. Rotten eggs
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2. Skunk Repelent
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3. Dog Repelent
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4. Cat Repelent
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5. Shark Repelent (issued to air force piolits)
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6. Fart Spray (Practical joke that REEKS!)
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5. SuperGlue landmines
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First off, you need some bubble packing. Cut out on indvidual bubble from the
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rest of the sheet, and puncture a hole in it 1/16 of an inch. Inject Eastman
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910 into the hole and fill it up. The hole should seal its self. Put these in
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peoples shoes, pants pockets, beds, telephone coin returns, behind door knobs,
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seats, ect.
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If you get board of glue, use other additives! Use your fucking imagination!
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Yup! Yup! Thats it for part 1 of INTO THE REALMS OF HELL! I gotta stop doing
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part 1s and start doing part 2s soon. Oh well. Enjoy, and live free.
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Leave me phan mail, or hate mail on T.E.K.A.T.
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4/2/94
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(C)opyright 1994 BGR Productions
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Abigwar
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