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Anti-Boredom Activities
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Summary : 44 things to do when you're bored.
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Written By Shooting Shark.
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Preface : Everyone's putting out these files, right? So, I thought I
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might as well release one, since I generally like to write t-files.
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Phone Stuff
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Call a sweep tone or similar obnoxious number, then call people at
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random with three-way.
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Call some hacker friends and tell them to call you back in an hour,
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because you think you're going to be busted. Forward your calls to
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the police department.
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Call Kentucky Fried Chicken and ask "Do you have extra crispy
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breasts?"
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Look up "Mary Stewart" or something in the phone book. Call this
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number and ask for Mary. If they say "she's not here", yell "Well
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where the hell IS that bitch?"
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Ask to use your neibhor's phone. Call 911 and put the phone down.
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Leave.
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Sibling Meanness
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If you have at least two (younger) brothers or sisters, wait until
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they go to bed, then move them to each other's beds.
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If you have just one little brother or sister, put s/he in the
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bathtub.
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Mall Shit
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Drive down to your local mall and...
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Stroll into a Radio Shack. Walk up to a Color Computer and enter:
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10 CLS
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20 FOR P = 1 TO 30000 : NEXT P
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30 S = INT(255 * RND(1)) + 1
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40 SOUND (S,50)
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RUN
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turn the volume ALL the way up (if the tv is hooked up to an
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amplifier,
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all the better) and leave the store...
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Go into a toy or hobby store and ask to demo a nice powerful
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remote-control car. Stand at the entrance of the hobby store and ram
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the car into shoppers.
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At the same store, play with one of those robots where whatever you
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say into the handset is echoed through the robot's speaker. Hide
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somewhere within the store and position the robot at the front of the
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store. Proposition women who walk by.
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Still at the mall, light off an M-80 and yell "Look out, he's got a
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gun!"
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Go up to some payfones. Place a collect call to the fone next to
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you.
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Go into a Fredrick's or other large lingerie store. Pretend you're
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looking for something to buy for your girlfriend. Pick up a pair of
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crotchless panties (or a similar item) and ask them to model it for
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you.
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Have them model stuff all night, or until they catch on that you're
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not going to buy anything.
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Bring a porno movie. Go into Video Concepts and play it on the 40"
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projection TV that's in front of the store.
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Go to Mrs. Field's Cookies, buy a dozen large, flat cookies. Go back
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to Video Concepts and put them in the CD players.
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Go to Macy's, or Emporium Capwells, etc. and knock the lingerie off
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the manequins. On the female mannequins that are completely dressed,
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open the blouses to the waists.
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Go to Brennan's or Matthew's and ask the salesmen if they know they
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have 200 watt amps hooked up to 100 watt capacity speakers.
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Bring some condoms (fresh or used) and casually drop them into
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shopper's bags. Or, leaving them on the floor is fine.
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Stand around a part of the mall where a lot of people walk by. Tell
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them "Your sock's untied."
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Go to the mall's pet store. Put powdered jello in the fish tanks.
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Go to B. Dalton or Waldenbooks. Pick up some issues of Penthouse.
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Relocate
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them among the children's books.
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Bring some crutches. Take off your shoe. Walk around with the
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crutches, keeping your leg stiff. Make someone think they bumped
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into you. Fall over
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and scream in pain.
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Go to the cutlery store and ask them if they have 4-foot ninja
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blades.
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Make up some signs that say "Please Use Other Door" and put them
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everywhere.
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Bring your own blank price tags and a pen...
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Other Stuff
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Get or make some fake explosives (red tubes tied to an alarm clock,
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with
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some assorted wires sticking out, or a fake grenade will do) and
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drive
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down to a 7-11. Run into the store, say "Here, catch!" to the clerk.
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Throw them the fake bomb and run out of the store quickly.
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Go through the Burger King drive-through. Order about twenty dollars
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worth of Whoppers, Fries, Drinks, etc. When she says "will that be
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all for you?", say "oh yeah, I'd like some Chicken McNuggets,
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too...". When she says "I'm sorry, we don't have those..." etc, tell
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her to forget it and drive off.
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Get a suction dart gun. Shoot darts at your cat.
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Shoot darts at the TV.
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Get your dad's staple gun out of the garage. Take it down to Safeway
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and put staples in the bread.
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Put yellow dye in the swimming pool. Chocolate syrup is also
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interesting.
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Slap "KKK and Proud" bumber stickers on your niebhor's cars.
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If your neibhor has a "Le Car", pop a tire and write "Le Flat" above
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it.
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Grab a can of metallic purple spray paint and go at your neibhor's
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citrus tree.
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Go down to Main Street. Bring some chalk and draw sillouettes of
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bodies
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on the sidewalk. A little fake blood can be added for realism. Draw
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a sillouette of a gun.
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Buy some Wondra hand lotion (which is off-white) and put it on
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doorknobs, gas pump handles, etc.
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Walk to your local gas station late at night. Re-arrange the metal
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numbers on the price signs.
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Go to a church and rearrange the letters on the marquee. Remember
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that GOD anagrams into DOG. If there is a sign saying "Christmas
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Dinner" take out the "m".
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Make a water-based dye. Paint your dog polka-dotted. (Don't do this
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to your cat because he will lick off the dye and get very sick. Save
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this for your neibhor's cat.)
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Use a little bleach and give your dog some vertical stripes.
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Go out to the country and push cows over. (This is really fun.)
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Throw a rubber 4-square ball off a freeway overpass.
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That's It!
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Written 23 March 1986 By Shooting Shark. Remember that name...
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Distributed in part by:
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Skeleton Crue 415-376-8060 located out of Moraga, California.
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!!Get on the band wagon before it RUNS YOU DOWN!!
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The very LAST bastion of Abusive Thought in all of the Suburbian West Coast...
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(CH&AOS)
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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