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How to Annoy \
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\ By: Shooting Shark!
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Thanks To: TSOR \
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There are three things you need on someone in order to really annoy
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them. They Are:
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1> Real Name (or at least family name)
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2> Address
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3> Phone #
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How to get this data:
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As The Rocker said in an earlier file, the loze will often post his home
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fone when he wants to trade wares. If he doesn't, leave him E-Mail saying
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you have the wares he wants, and to please leave you his #. As a last
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resort, if you know the SysOp reasonably well, ask him for the number of
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the loze (all lozes use their real numbers when logging onto a system,
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remember?)
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Once you have the number, do a CNA on it. This will get you the name of
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the person who pays the phone bill at the house (Although the A in CNA
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stands for Address, they don't do that any more). So call the "Customer
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Service" number of your local BOC and say, "This is <name from CNA> at
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xxx-xxxx (lozes fone number). I didn't get my last bill. I think it might
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have been sent to my partner's residence. Could you tell me the address
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you have?" <or something> - copy it down as she says it. If you miss it,
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just say "hold on, I think I recognize it. Let me get a piece of paper..."
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she'll wait, then read it to you again...voila... you've got all the data
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you need.
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(More customer service sabotage)
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"Hello, this is <name> at <loze's number>. I'd like to cancel service on
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my line." She'll ask you your address, which you have from the above step.
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Card-free harrassment
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Let's face it, some of us don't prefer to card things. There are plenty of
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ways to have stuff sent to the loze's house without having to crawl in a
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trash can for a carbon first.
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Columbia House will be glad to sign them up for membership. He'll get 13
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free albums for 1 cent. Make sure and select stuff like "Niel Sedaka's
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Greatest Hits", "Tommy Dorsey Live", etc.
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When you get your Publisher's Clearinghouse or similar thing, sign up for
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4 magazines and change the address to the loze's address. Whenever you
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see a pullout card to subscribe to a magazine, for crying out loud pull it
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out and have them send him a subscription. Next time you're at Safeway,
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just go through all the "Knitting News" and LHJ magazines and pull out the
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cards. Don't send him Vogue, he'd probably get off on the pictures. Just
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send him as many mags as possible, and within 10 weeks he can open a
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newsstand.
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What's especially good, are those "Marines" cards. Tell them he's 18 and
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just graduating from high school, and they'll call him as well.
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Call your local KKK branch (or get an address from a KKK BBS) and order
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about 20 "KKK and proud" bumper stickers. Put on loze's car (or his
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parent's car).
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Call when he's at school. When his mom asks who's calling, say "Mr.
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Krack-Man" or "Bioc Agent 003" or someone else famous. Or say "PacTel
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Security" and if she asks why, tell her: 'He's been making illegal phone
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calls'... this is a little drastic and not my style, though.
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More things to say to mommy (or daddy) - "He threw a rock at my cat and we
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had to put the cat to sleep.."
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"Ask him if he still wants that pot.."
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"Suzy says that he got her in trouble.."
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Of course, if his parents are understanding, he'll be able to convince
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them that it was a joke...eventually...
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Next time you're on The Source, send him 100 mailgrams. They should each
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say something like "you're such an asshole I can't believe it" and be
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"from" someone they're friends with, like the SysOp of their favorite
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board. If they're not too intelligent, this might give them a nervous
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breakdown, though.
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Put Call Waiting on his data line.
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Take touch-tone off his line. He'll wonder why his calls aren't going
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through.
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If he's a "wanna-be" phreak and asks you about hacking programs, be nice
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and write him one...one that, after hacking 30 or so numbers, starts
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calling London Recorded Time (011-441-246-8255), 911 (which has ANI), then
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COSMOS (which also has ANI)...this is called a Revenge Hacker and is not my
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idea. Again, it's a little drastic. Heh.
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Have a few pizzas delivered to his house. While you're at it, also send
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some "escorts", Roto-Rooter men, Fire Engines, Cops. Preferably all on the
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same night... (Note: when sending police, just say something like "My
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house got burglarized last night", not something like "I think there's a
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robber in my bedroom". They might come with their rifles and tear gas,
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and remember, we just want to slightly annoy this person, not get him
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killed.)
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If the person you want to annoy is a SysOp:
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Cancel his service (see above).
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Put call waiting on his line (also see above).
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Put his address on his own board. That will `really' bother him...
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Well, that's it. Now Remember, I neither advocate nor practice the above
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mentioned activities!!!
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-----------------------------------
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Copyright 1999 Shark
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Ummm....leave me E-Mail on The Broadway...415-571-7056, or call The Wanderjahr
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at 404-998-5676.
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The Wanderjahr
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