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* THE ANARCHIST'S ACT BOOK OF BOREDOM * UNLIMITED EDITION [V1.9] BY ITAR
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OK, STRAIGHT TO THE POINT, HOW TO KILL AND ABUSE YOUR BOREDOM STATUS:
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MENU:
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1. SPARYING 5. HUNTING 9. KILLING 13. AIR GUN
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2. SMOKE BOMBING 6. INKING 10. REAL MAIL BOMBING 14. PIZZA SHITTIN'
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3. GLASS SMASHIN' 7. LAURDY RIP 11. CAR WRECKING 15. HANDLE SCREWIN'
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4. GAS FIRING 8. LAUNDRY INKING 12. MAIL REPLACING 16. SHOES SCREWIN'
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17. ELEVATOR WRECKIN' 18. HIGH FLOOR ABUSE
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1. SPRAYING: I BET YOU LIKE SPRAYING, BUT ONE OF THE MOST FUN IN SPRAYING IS
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SPRAY LIKE A HUNTER, DAY BY DAY, ONE BY ONE, TAKE AN EXAMPLE, GET YOURSELF
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BLACK OR RED SPRAY CAN [THATS THE BEST COLORS!] GO OUT FROM YOUR HOME IN
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ABOUT 04:00 IN THE MORNING, TAKE A "LOW PROFILE" WALK TO YOUR BASKETBALL YARD
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CHECK IF AREA EMPTY, WHEN READY, PICK UP CLEAN WALL AND SPRAY ALL OVER IT SOMETHING
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LIKE: "FUCK F.B.I" OR "FUCK THE SYSTEM" "ANARCHY RULES" OR SORTA SHIT LIKE THAT
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IM SURE YOU GOT THE PICTURE...AFTER THIS DAY, SLEEP WELL, AND DAY AFTER IT
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ABOUT OTHER HOUR [TRY 05:00] SPRAY ON SOME WALL OR SOMETHING ANOTHER TITLE,
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SLEEP WELL, MAKE ANOTHER ONE DAY BY DAY OR NIGHT BY BIGHT, THE IMPORTENT THING
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IS TO KEEP CHANGING HOURS AND DAYS, AND NEVER GET CAUGHT AND THEN, WHEN EVERYBODY
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WILL TALK ABOUT THE MYSTERY SPRAYER YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THE FUN IN TOTAL SPRAYING.
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2. SMOKE BOMBING: ALL U GOT TO DO, IS TO GET YOURSELF A SMOKE BOMB LIKE THIS:
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A) Potassium chlorate 20 B) Potassium chlorate 26
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Lactose 20 Diethyaminorosindone 48
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Paranitraniline red 60 Powdered sugar 26 [WILL MAKE RED SMOKE]
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MAKE ONE OF THIS MIXs, GET THIS MIX INTO PUBLIC PLACES, THROW THEM INTO
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HOUSES, I JUST LIKE IT.
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3) GLASS BREAKING: IF THERE IS SOME-ONE YOU REALLY HATE, THE BEST THING TO DO
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IS TO SMASH ONE GLASS WIDNOW OF HIS HOUSE, AND EVERY TIME YOU SEE HE'VE FIX
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IT UP, WAIT TILL IT'S COMFORT AND SMASH IT AGAIN...DO IT UNTIL THE POOR BASTARD
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ADD PLASTIC WINDOW..HEHE
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4) GAS FIRING: THE ONE OF THE BEST SHIT IS TO GO ONTO THE MOST POPULAR ROAD
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OVER YOUR NEIGHBER-HOOD, WITH ONE HAND HOLDING A BOTTLE OF GAS, AND THE OTHER
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HOLDING SOME MATCHES OR SOMETHING..WHEN THERE IS A CAR FAR AWAY [BUT COMING]
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MAKE A BIG LINE OF GAS OVER THE WHOLE ROAD LINE AND FIRE IT (THIS FIRE CAN BE
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KEPT ON FIRING FOT PRETTY LONG TIME WHEN THERE'S NO WIND) AND HIDE IN THE NEAREST
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BUSH, YOU SHOULD SEE THE DRIVER'S FACE WHEN HE'LL SEE THIS SHIT...ANOTHER
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THING YOU CAN DO IS TO FIND ROADKILL [I DIDN'T TRIED IT YET] AND BURN IT TOO...
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5) THIS IS NOT AN ANARCHY ACT, THIS IS FREAKS ACT BUT I AND FRIEND OF MIND LIKE IT
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SO MUCH SO I'LL ADD IT, WELL U SHOULD WEAR SOME ODD SHIT SO NO-ONE COULD RECOGNIZE
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YOU, IT'S BETTER TO DO IT WITH A PARTNER ANYWAY, WELL, AFTER MESSING UP WITH SOME ODD
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WEARING, GO OUT KEEPING ON LOW PROFILE, LOCATE SOME LAME KID WALKING ALONE OR WITH A FRIEND
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[ALWAYS DO IT IN THE DARK] ALWAYS WALK THRU BUSHES AND GARDEN'S SHIT. WHEN SOME ONE IS ABOUT
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50 METERS FROM YOU, GO OUT AND GIVE HIM SOME LOUD STRANGE NOISES, WHEN HE WILL TURN AROUND
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AND SEE U, START ACTING LIKE A LAME MENTAL CASE AND RUN AWAY BACK TO THE BUSHES, ANYWAY,
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THE BEAUTY OF THIS SHIT, IS THE REACTION OF THE PEOPLE, MAN, THERE IS NO-LIMIT OF REACTIONS
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SOME TIME, WE DID IT AND THIS GUY ENTERED HIS CAR AND START SEARCHING AND PATROLING US FOR
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AN HOUR...
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6) INKING: ANOTHER NICE SHIT IS TO WRECK WATER IN SWIMMING POOLS, ESPECIALLY PRIVATE ONES,
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ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS TO SNEAK INTO THE PLACE IN NIGHT, WITH SOME INK [USUALLY BROKEN PEN,
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OR THOSE LITTLE CONTAINERS] THROW THIS INK INTO THE WATER AND SEE HOW MUCH MESS THIS LITTLE
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THINGS ARE DOING...
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7) LAUNDRY RIPPING: THERE'S ALWAYS THOSE PEOPLE THAT HANGING OUT THEIR CLOTHES OUTSIDE ON THIS
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WIRES..FIND A PERSON YOU HATE, GO OUT IN NIGHT TO HIS HANGED LAUNDRY, AND PULL IT ALL OVER
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THE FLOOR..AND/OR STEAL THE ONES YOU LIKE..I DON'T SAY YOU SHOULD WEAR THEM [THAT WILL BE
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PRETTY STUPID IF YOU KNOW THE GUY] ANYWAY, MAKE A MESS...
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8) LAUNDRY INKING: TAKE SOME INK FROM I DON'T KNOW WHERE...FOLLOW THE UPPER SECTION
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AND JUST ADD THIS INKING DEAL...INK ALL OVER HIS CLOTHES..GREAT SHIT.
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9) KILLING: I'M SURE NOT ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WILL LIKE THIS ONE, BUT IT'S SURE DOEST GREAT
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THING TO STOP BOREDOM...ANYWAY TAKE A KNIFE, AND NYLON GLOVES [EASY TO GET, EASY TO KILL]
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HIDE IN BUSHES WHEN NIGHT, YOU BETTER KILL SOME ONE YOU DON'T KNOW..SO THERE WILL BE
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NOTHING TO BE CONNECTED BETWEEN YOU AND HIM..ANYWAY, CAME FROM THE BACK OF HIM AND
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STICK THE KNIFE INTO HIS BACK OR NECK..ANYWAY, RUN THE FUCK AWAY FROM THERE, TAKE YOUR
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GLOVES AND KNIFE INTO A NYLON BAG, GO TO SOME FAR PLACE, DIG A 1<> METERS HOLE, BURY THE
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MATERIALS, FILL IT UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE, HOPE YOU'VE GOT THE IDEA.
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10) REAL MAIL BOMBING: LETS SAY YOU WANT TO BOMB SOME-ONE YOU HATE WITH ALOT OF NAGGY
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SHIT LETTERS THERE IS THOSE COMMERSIAL SHIT THAT OFFERING FREE NEWSLETTER, OR FREE
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SAMPLES THAT ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TO PHONE THEM AND GIVE THEM THE ADDRESS, FIND ONE OR
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TWO OF THIS ASSHOLES, CALL THEM, REGISTER WITH THEM, REPEAT IT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT [AS
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MORE AS YOU NAG THEM, AS MORE THEY'LL SEND, TRY TO FIND ALOT OF BUISNESS SHIT THAT OFFERING
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THIS SERVICE. GOT THE IDEA?
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11) CAR WRECKING: PICK SOME ONE YOU HATE, GO OUT IN NIGHT, GET YOURSELF REAL BAD ASS
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KNIFE, SOME SAND BAG AND BASEBALL POLE [STEEL ONE WILL BE GOOD]. WHEN YOU FIND
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THIS ASSHOLE'S CAR, WAIT TILL THERE'S NO ONE IN THE AREA, THAN YOU CAN DO ONE
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OF THIS THINGS: A)FHROW THE SAND INTO HIS FUEL TANKER, IT WILL SCREW IT UP.
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B) STICK THE KNIFE INTO HIS TIRES UNTIL THERE'S NO AIR, C) NAIL THIS FUCKEN CAR
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D) SMASH WINDOW, LIGHTS, OR FAMILIAR PLASTIC PARTS [IT COSTS ALOT TA FIX!!]
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12 MAIL REPLACING: THERE IS ALWAYS THOSE PLACES WHERE PEOPLE HAVE THEIR MAILBOX
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NEAR THEIR HOUSES, IF YOU LIVE THERE, YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY, HERE'S SOME ACTS:
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PICK SOME ONE YOU HATE, COME OUT IN SOMETHING LIKE 05:50, [THIS IS WHEN THE MAN WITH
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THE MAIL IS COMING OVER..WAIT TILL HE GONE AND IN THE RIGHT MOMENT YOU CAN RIPP HIS
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MAIL OFF, BUT THAT WILL BE TOO BORING, SO REPLACE IT WITH SOME DOG SHIT, HUMAN
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SHIT, ROADKILL, I SURE YOU GOT THE PICTURE.
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13) AIR GUN: GET YOURSELF A NICE AND GOOD AIR GUN IF YOU DON'T GOT ONE YET, PICK SOME-ONE
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YOU HATE, YOU BETTER AVE GOOD EYE AND GOOD GUN, HIDE IN THE BUSHES, IF YOU DON'T
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WANT TA HURT THE GUY BADLY, JUST SHOOT HIS SHOES..HE'LL FREAK OUT, IF YOU HATE
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THIS GUY SHOT HIM IN THE BACK, HE'LL HAVE A STAIN MARK FOR YEARS..YOU CAN SHOOT
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HIS DOG..SHOT HIS CAT OR WHATEVER YOU SEE IN THE AREA..ITS DEADLY FUN!
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14) PIZZA SHITTIN': THIS IS GREAT SHIT TA DO, PICK SOME ONE YOU HATE, ESPECIALLY GOOD
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IF HE LIVES NEAR YA, ANYWAY, PICK UP THE PHONE AND MAKE A PIZZA ORDER FOR HIM IN 22:00.
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CALL SOME OTHER ORDERS LIKE THIS IN ONE AND LOOK OUT FOR THIS GUY GETTING THIS DELIVERY
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BOYS COMING ONE BY ONE FOR HIM..HE CAN'T JUST SAY "SORRY, WRONG ADDRESS"...
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15) HANDLE SCREWIN': AS USUAL PICK SOMEONE YOU HATE..TAKE SOME HONEY, CHOCOLATE CREAM, MAIPEL
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SIRUP OR SOME OTHER STICKY SHIT..COME OVER HIS HOUSE IN 04:00 AND PUT SOME STICKY SHIT ALL
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OVER HIS OUTSIDE HANDLE...TRY PUT AS MUCH AS CAN SHIT ON AS MUCH AS CAN HANDLES...THIS IS
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GODDAMN GREAT SHIT TO DO! [P.S IF IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU, TRY DOGSHIT!..HEHE]
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16) SHOES SCREWIN': IF YOU KNOW ABOUT SOME ONE [HATE HIM!] THAT LEAVING HIS SHOWES OUTDOOR
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ON THIS "WELCOME" CLEANIN' SHIT. YOU CAN ALWAYS DO THIS NICE ACTION: TAKE YOUR SELF A
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DOGSHIT,DEAD FROG, HONEY OR SOME OTHER STICKY N' STINCKY SHIT..AND JUST PUT IT IN HIS
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SHOES..NICE, ISN'T IT?
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17) ELEVATOR WRECKIN': THERE IS A COMPANNY YOU HATE? A PLACE YOU HATE? JUST GET INTO THIS
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PLACE'S ELEVATOR WITH A KNIFE OR SOMTHIN', AND GO TO THE HIGHEST FLOOR [THAT WILL GIVE
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YOU ENOUGH TIME] IN THIS TIME, PUMP-OUT THE BUTTONS' WREAK THE LIGHTS OVER YOUR HEAD
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AND MESS UP, PISS ON IT, I DON'T KNOW, WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE..COME BACK TO THE LOWER
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FLOOR AND GET THA FUCK OUT OF THERE..
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18) HIGH FLOOR ABUSE: IF YOU LIVE ON 5 FLOOR ON A BUILDING OR GOT ACCESS TO THIS OR HIGHER
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FLOOR, YOU CAN ALWAYS ABUSE THIS ABILITY..TAKE SOME EGGS, STONES, WATER BAGS, INK BAGS
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DOGSHIT, ROADKILLS ETC. AND JUST THROW THEM ON PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY ONES YOU DON'T LIKE,
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I'VE ONLY GOT CAUGHT ONCE BY SOME DAMN RELIGION MAN..BUT HE DIDN'T MAKE ANY REACTIONS
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FOR MY ACTIONS, SO HAVE FUN.
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THIS FILE THOUGHT N' BROUGHT YOU BY:
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ITAR - ITARGOD@HOTMAIL.COM ICQ10102529 HTTP://COME.TO/MNA, HTTP://HELLO.TO/ANARCHY
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[IF YOU GOT ANY IDEAS, SHARE WITH ME..]
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