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ÕÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͸
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³ Filename: 9VFIS.TXT ³
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ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
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³ Title: Fun In School ³
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ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
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³ By: Captain Hack ³
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ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
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³ Released: 03/18/95 ³
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ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
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³ Danger: ÛÛ°°°°°°°° ³
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ÔÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ;
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Disclaimer: I, Captain Hack, am not responisble for any actions any individual
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takes on behalf of this file. I will not be held accountable for any damage
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you might do, or any punishment inflicted on you by your school.
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Ok. Now that's done with. Now, this file is going to concentrate on
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using 9 Volt rectanglar batteries for laughs in school.
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Idea #1-- "Look! A quarter!"
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(1) Go to a class like a study hall or something.
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(2) Take a 9V and sit a quarter on top for 4-5 min.
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(3) Take a pencil, and use it to flick the quarter off the battery into the hall
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right before class ends.
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(4) Listen for the screams of agony.
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Explaination (in case you don't get it):
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The quarter shorts the battery out, and it feeds back on itself. That
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makes the battery get really hot, and the quarter along with it. Then, when some
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idiot picks the coin up in the hall, they get a nice imprint of George Washington
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on their palm!
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Idea #2-- "Let me just get that from my locker"
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(1) Solder (or tape) a piece of wire to one terminal of the 9V. (Ahead of time)
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(2) Move the other end of the wire over to touch the other terminal.
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(3) Wedge the battery (quickly) into the shackle of a Master combo lock.
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(4) Leave (quickly).
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(5) Watch for big jock with smoking hand running down hall.
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Explaination:
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Again, the wire shorts the battery. This gets said battery HOT. That
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heat is transferred to the lock by normal laws of thermodynamic heat transfer.
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When said jock (or whatever) grabs lock to put in combo, his palm turns a nice
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shade of red (or BLACK!).
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Idea #3-- "Look, a student dropped this litter"
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(1) Solder (tape) a piece of wire to one terminal of 9V. (Ahead of time)
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(2) Move the other end of wire to touch other terminal.
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(3) Drop (toss) battery in hallway.
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(4) Wait while in next class.
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(5) Listen for announcement by a faculty member with a bandaged hand about the
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person who left a battery in the hallway.
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(6) Laugh.
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Explaination:
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Is this really necessary? Same deal as #2, except, you let an
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administrator pick the battery up. Cool. Or hot.
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I know this is a pretty short file, but I'll be back with more soon.
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Look for 9VFIS2.TXT or a larger (updated) version of 9VFIS.TXT. Have FUN!
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See disclaimer at top of this file. Understand and heed all warnings.
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