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ACCOUNT OF THE USE OF A FORCE GRENADE
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by
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TYPHON
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This text file is the account of my first attempt at making and
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using a Force Grenade as detailed in Anarchy et Discordiae's Book of
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Terror (section 4.86) and written by Garbled User.
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I used an empty (500ml) Jolt bottle, filled to the top of the
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label with malt vinegar and added the baking soda.
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The baking soda consisted of three little folded pockets of
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paper towel which held about a teaspoon of baking soda each. They were
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fastened with sticky tape.
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I wandered over to a nearby park, waited until there was no one
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around and added the final touches to the Force Grenade. That is, I
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took the lid off, inserted the three paper pockets, screwed the lid on
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tightly and ran away.
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Bear in mind that one of these things made in a 2 litre plastic
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bottle is supposed to shatter windows up to a hundred feet away.
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Nothing happened.
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I went back to it and had another look, I don't think the towels
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had soaked through properly. I picked it up, shook it and threw it
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away. Then I ran again.
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Still nothing happened so I wandered over to it and kicked it,
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it only appeared that the soda pockets were soaked and had expanded.
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Nothing happened.
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I waited a while and eventually something did happen: a guy
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started doing laps of the oval.
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I got bored.
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I put the grenade in the hollow part of a tree and left. I'll
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check on it later, but I somewhat doubt that anything happened to it
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(unless someone has found it and put it in the bin.
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Basically this so called "Force Grenade" is a waste of time,
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though the theory is O.K. (reaction of baking soda and vinegar to
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produce enough pressure to cause the bottle to explode).
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White (clear) vinegar might work better, but there wasn't enough
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in the house to use in even a small Jolt bottle, let alone a full 2
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litre bottle. It is also possible that the Jolt bottle is stronger and
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more able to withstand the pressure created by the baking soda/vinegar
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reaction. Another possible solution is to add something like thumb
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nails (tacks) so that they will rip through the paper pockets if you
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shake it hard enough, but that's just a theory.
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This all occurred on the 18th of April, 1995.
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I checked on it shortly after midnight on the 20th of April,
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1995, approximately thirty-five or thirty-six hours after the event.
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Still there was no change in the device's status. I carefully unscrewed
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the cap and it frothed a bit as it would when one just adds the two
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ingredients.
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Later,
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Typhon
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