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Toilet Paper Bomb by The Unicorn
Materials:
matches
a used,clean toilet paper roll
some toilet paper
some plastic coated playing cards
1. Go outside, unless you have really extensive home insurance
2. Make sure toilet paper roll is clean (has no toilet paper on it.)
3. Rip four playing cards (It will not work if they're not plastic-coated)
4. Stuff shredded cards inside middle oftoilet paper roll
5. Shred a little toilet paper
6. Place toilet paper equally on both sides in roll
7. Light toilet paper inside roll
8. Run
Note: of course, this will work better if you have soaked cards in gasoline.
This is not necessary, but it will blow up better!
SysOp note: This doesn't work with some playing cards. The reason is that
when the RED and BLACK ink combine, they would form nitroglycerin. MOST card
manufacturers are no longer using the same ink formulas as they used to. Like
they say, "they don't make them like they used to..."