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* + C A R B I D E E X P L O S I V E S + *
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* Just Like Mama Used to Make *
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* 08/03/87 By Pax Daronicus DINC/PDKS *
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Formatted for 80 columns
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Written Exclusively for Lunatic Labs, Unltd.
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415-278-7421
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You've seen the headlines where they say "Carbide bomb wipes out entire
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building complex." Well now, you can be the guy behind the scenes who gives
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newspaper journalists a chance to keep their jobs. The chemical behind all of
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this is calcium carbide.
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Calcium carbide; is a chemical that when mixed with water, releases an
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ugly cloud that smells like the day Godzilla farted, and will explode violently
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on contact with an open flame. Calcium carbide should be purchased from garden
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supply stores in the form of Go-Fer-Gas;. It is best to buy it in a gopher-
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infested area like San Lorenzo, California, the Gopher Capital of the World.
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Go-Fer-Gas is calcium carbide. It gases out all the gophers, which is a cruel
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thing to do. If you know where the guy who invented the stuff lives, blow up
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his house for me, will you? Thanks.
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And now, the bombs:
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Stink Bomb
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To make a stink bomb, you take a few ounces of calcium carbide and put
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it into a plastic bag. Take a piece of sponge and put it in the top of the
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plastic bag, then tie a string or baggie tie around it, the tightness depending
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on the delay that you want. You fill a tin can half way with water, and when
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the time comes, you put the plastic bag, sponge end down, into the bag. The
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water will seep through the sponge eventually and react with the carbide. A gas
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and heat reaction will disintegrate the plastic bag and an ugly, stinking cloud
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will come forth.
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It is a good idea to do this in a movie theater, because it is dark,
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and probably no one will be smoking. You smuggle in the tin can of water, and
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the bag of carbide. It is a good idea to cover the can with a piece of plastic
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wrap, held on with a rubber band, so it won't spill everywhere. Also, you may
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just want to ask for a glass of water at the refreshment stand (or at least a
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cup, and fill it up at a drinking fountain), and use that instead, however the
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bag may not fit. There are many other uses for this stink bomb, and I'm sure
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many places you have in mind, so go to it, and have fun.
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Carbide Bomb
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To make a carbide bomb, you take a few pounds of calcium carbide and
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put it into a plastic bag, as in the stink bomb. You drop the bag into a toilet
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and get the hell out of the building or house. Any cigarette, pilot light or
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other open flame will blow the crap out of everything. And once the reaction
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begins, it absolutely can not be stopped. If some jerk tries to pull a heroic
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act and flush the toilet, it would probably make things worse.
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The whole area is quickly filled with gas, and the entire place will be
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blown to hell if the gas is lit. If there is a guy in the stall next to you who
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is smoking a cigarette, and if he won't extinguish it at your request, drop the
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bomb in the toilet and get out of the building. That always takes care of rude
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people.
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To demolish an entire apartment or office building, simply pour a
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couple pounds of carbide into the toilet while it is being flushed. The buildup
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of gas would make the pipe system back up and every apartment or office on that
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line would fill up with the gas. Whew! Wouldn't that be exciting? This would be
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completely catastrophic to a house. The pilot light on the water heater or
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furnace would ignite the gas, and enough pressure might be there to knock down
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the walls!
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Keep in mind also that calcium carbide is a fairly safe chemical to
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work with, nothing like nitroglycerine or nitrogen triiodide, but do not avoid
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exercising caution when handling chemicals or detonating anything.
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Most of the research for this article was done from the book, The Poor
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Man's James Bond, by Kurt Saxon, made available for $19.95.
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Upload this to any board you can find! This article may be reproduced
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in any literature, electronic, written, or otherwise, without consent of the
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authors, as long as it is reproduced in whole with full credit to the authors
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and Lunatic Labs.
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And now, the Bullshit:
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DISCLAIMER: The contents of this article are for the informational purposes to
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the readers only. Any damages, injuries, or problems resulting
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from this file is not the fault of the author.
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