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| Terrorist Home Companion IV |_______________________________________________
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| "More Creative Ideas" |
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| qp Call These qp |
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| By: The CPA and The Dead Kennedy / aRu db ---- ----- db |
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| qp Silicon Valley..504-241-3452 qp |
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| An Anarchists-R-Us release '86 db Pistop..........504-774-7126 db |
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|Some ideas by: Mr. Steroid and friends qp qp |
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| Typed by: CPA, Edited & Title by: TDK db db |
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Doorstop Bomb
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Take a .22 caliber bullet and remove the lead. Pack a wad of paper
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in the open cavity and make sure that the gunpowder is still firmly
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packed in place. Now, take a BB and tape it to the firing cap. Go
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to the door stop (the spring kind with the rubber tip work great!)
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and remove the rubber cap and slip the shell into the hole in the
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center of the spring. Pack it in there tightly, wrap tape around the
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shell if it does not fit snuggly}~PNext, replace the rubber cap if you
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can. You want the end with the BB taped to it sticking out of the
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stopper. When someone opens the door into the stopper, bam! You can
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leave the lead in the shell if you wanna risk killing the victim or
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an innocent bystander.
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Flashbulb Fun
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If you take a flashcube and pull out the little bulbs in it, you will
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discover that when you smash the little power suckers, they go off!
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They are real hot too! Just about hot enough to be an igniter.
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Try taping one to a doorstop with a fuse of your favorite pyrotechnic
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taped to it. Try taping one to the inside of a gas pump "Holster",
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if you wish. Just make sure that the bulb will get a good smack and
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it will go off. Don't try it in your hands or anything like that
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because the magnesium in the bulb will burn the living hell out of
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you.
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House Bomb
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O.K. so this one is really sick. Go into the home of your victim
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and tape or superglue a couple of kitchen matches to the bottom
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of the door so that the tips will drag on the ground. Now tape or
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glue some light grit sanding paper or emery cloth to the floor in
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the path of the oncoming matches. That was easy, now you go around the
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house and put out the pilot lights and crank up the gas. Get em all
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out first or you may be part of the bomb. Now, get out of the house
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before you sufficate! Stop!! DON'T USE THE SAME DOOR TO LEAVE!!!!
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O.K. you can sit back and wait for the bar-b-que family to get home
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and watch the fireworks or you can move away to the nearest friendly
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neighboring country. If you do decide to stay, don't stand too close,
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or you may end up a tater tot.
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Wimp Startler
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Simple, cheap, safe. Blow up a clear balloon inside of a light fixture
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so that it touches the lightbulb. If possible, have it on top of the
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bulb because heat rises and will pop the balloon sooner (before the
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geek says, "Gee, its kinda not as bright as it used to be." When the
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light goes on, the balloon goes off. Nothing great but you won't go
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to jail for it.
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Light Igniter
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If you smash even a burned out light bulb and twist the ends of the
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element together, it makes a beauty of a starter for any fire needed
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explosion device. Just tape on the old fuse and leave.
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Starter Startler
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You can take a wire and run it from the coil in your pals car to the
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steering wheel (if it's metal) or to the ignition key slot. When quizmo
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goes to start his car- buzzzzzzzzzzzzzap! Nothing like smoking fingers!
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This one has interesting side effects on pace maker patients.
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Party Balloom
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Before your next party where smoking and drinking will occur (I do so
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hate cigarette smoke), fill up a few balloms with natural gas from the
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stove or bar-b-que. When you pals (or enemies) get loaded and start
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popping the ballons, like they always will. Some dork will decide to
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pop a few with his stogey. If all goes well, one of them might give him
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a little surprise.
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Auto Annihilator
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You owners of pick up trucks are already in possesion of urban assault
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vehicles. All you need is some nice size rollable objects, some cord,
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and some duct tape. Tape over the latch that hold the tailgate shut.
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Tie a cord from the inside of the cab to the tailgate to hold it
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closed. Now, put a bowling ball, shopping cart, tire, large diameter
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steel pipe, etc. in the bed of the truck. It must be large enough to
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roll over the gap between the tailgate and the bed. So now your
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cruising along the interstate at 65mph and some prick pisses you off.
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Just pull ahead of him, floor it, and release the tailgate cord.
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Now look in the rearview mirror. Where is the asshole? Oh, that's him
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spinning out of control with a grocery cart stuck in his grill. Or
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is that him over there in the ditch along side of the road. No!
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wait! that's him speeding up to catch you! No problem. You were smart
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enough to have a few more goodies tied to another cord, like a bowling
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ball. Let her rip! Wham! Yeah, that's him with the broken steering
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rods smashing into the divider. I knew he was back there somewhere.
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Try it going up a steep hill or a bridge to take out more happy
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motorists.
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Flare Fun
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Take the glass off of a light bulb and fill it with the yellow
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make from grinding up the inside of a road flare. Tape the glass
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back on and screw it back into the socket. Give a new meaning to
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the "Red Light" district.
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Non-Handymans Bomb
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Go to the nearest auto parts store and pick up a pack of road flares
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and an aerosol can of starter fluid. Take the flare and duct tape it
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to the can so that the first inch or so of the flare will burn with
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out touching the side of the can. When you wanna blow it up, use the
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handy little scratch-n-start piece of the flare and let it blow.
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Not too difficult, eh?
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Fun With Cyano
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You call it superglue, we call it fun. Any Cyanoacrilate glue will
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do the job. It is the best prankster material ever produced by a
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manufacturer. Here are a few ideas to get you started. Glue the door
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to the school shut. Glue car doors, car locks, and car trunks. Glue
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money to the floor at the mall. On a busy day at the mall, put some on
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a coin and roll it infront of some lozers. It won't dry until it hits
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their skin because it needs moisture to dry. Spill some on your enemies
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pants. Glue the dictionary shut. Glue books to the table at t8e#
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library. Glue windsheild wipers down. Glue gaps caps on. The
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possibilities are endless. Cyano takes a while to dry on metal
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surfaces. When you put a few drops of cyano in baking soda or on saw
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dust, it turns to a rock hard substance. Fill the desired spot with
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the powder, and apply as much glue as necessary.
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/ Terrorist Home Companion IV "More Creative Ideas" \
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| (C) 1986 by Anarchists-R-Us |
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| "Lead us not into temptation.. Tell us where it is, we'll find it" -TDK |
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