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<RiP>
Copyright (c) 1991
MtK SHx
Pyromaniacal Activities at ShCooL
One simple, but effective trick is to apply the simplest of
plastiques to an outlet and blow it out.
<PrOcEdUrE>
First take two paperclips and bend them straight. Next, | |
you take a pencil with an eraser and insert them like this:
<HaNdY LiTtLe DrAwInG ThInGiE>
Paperclips --* |_|-|_|
Eraser----------* |_
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Pencil----------* | |
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<MoRe Of DaT HoW-To StUfF>
Hopfully you should be able to figure out my quite awkward
drawing. Anywayz, now you spread your plastique all over the socket
(making sure none acually gets inside the outlets)(this should be done
in a bathroom). And finally, as you probably guessed, you stick your
psychotic-looking "tool" into the socket, so that each paperclip goes
into each outlet. This step should be done with extreme care, making
sure you have not put too much plastique on unless you are planning to
have finger fricasee for supper. As you now should have noticed,
there is a bright flare of light, and a popping sound. This is an
electric explosion, and it ignites the plastique, sending flaming
Bits 'O' Jelly everywhere. This makes for quite a mess, and I'm sure
you will feel most proud of yourself. If at all possible, make sure
to get a look at the custodian's face after going in there!
<PlAsTiQuE MeThOd>
For those amateurs who do not know how to make plastique, here is
a simple method:
<InGrEdIaNtS>
1. 2 parts petrollium jelly (vasoline)
2. 1 part gasoline
Simply mix these ingrediants in a container (not one you have to
eat in). This substance usually has to be ignited electricly, so
don't go lighting it with matches, and then come bitching to me that
it doesn't work.
<OnE Of ThOsE ThInGiEs ThAt MeAn ThAt YoU CaN't BlAmE Or SuE Us>
Metallikat and Shadow Hawk, can not be held responsible for any
damages done to your beautiful school, OR yourself!!! This document is
for informational purposes only, sound familiar? HeHeHe
If you and your Pyro-Buddies happen to get caught during you
humorous activities, Metallikat and Shadow Hawk can not be held
responsible for any Detentions, Suspensions, Expellations, or
Beatings by your teacher, principle, vice principle, or student
advisor.
<P.S.>
If you get caught, then my condolences. A little bit of
advice, plead temporary insanity <Even if it is actually
permanent>...
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