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<RiP>
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Copyright (c) 1991
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MtK SHx
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Pyromaniacal Activities at ShCooL
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One simple, but effective trick is to apply the simplest of
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plastiques to an outlet and blow it out.
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<PrOcEdUrE>
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First take two paperclips and bend them straight. Next, | |
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you take a pencil with an eraser and insert them like this:
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<HaNdY LiTtLe DrAwInG ThInGiE>
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Paperclips --* |_|-|_|
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Eraser----------* |_
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Pencil----------* | |
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<MoRe Of DaT HoW-To StUfF>
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Hopfully you should be able to figure out my quite awkward
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drawing. Anywayz, now you spread your plastique all over the socket
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(making sure none acually gets inside the outlets)(this should be done
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in a bathroom). And finally, as you probably guessed, you stick your
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psychotic-looking "tool" into the socket, so that each paperclip goes
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into each outlet. This step should be done with extreme care, making
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sure you have not put too much plastique on unless you are planning to
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have finger fricasee for supper. As you now should have noticed,
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there is a bright flare of light, and a popping sound. This is an
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electric explosion, and it ignites the plastique, sending flaming
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Bits 'O' Jelly everywhere. This makes for quite a mess, and I'm sure
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you will feel most proud of yourself. If at all possible, make sure
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to get a look at the custodian's face after going in there!
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<PlAsTiQuE MeThOd>
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For those amateurs who do not know how to make plastique, here is
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a simple method:
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<InGrEdIaNtS>
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1. 2 parts petrollium jelly (vasoline)
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2. 1 part gasoline
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Simply mix these ingrediants in a container (not one you have to
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eat in). This substance usually has to be ignited electricly, so
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don't go lighting it with matches, and then come bitching to me that
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it doesn't work.
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<OnE Of ThOsE ThInGiEs ThAt MeAn ThAt YoU CaN't BlAmE Or SuE Us>
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Metallikat and Shadow Hawk, can not be held responsible for any
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damages done to your beautiful school, OR yourself!!! This document is
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for informational purposes only, sound familiar? HeHeHe
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If you and your Pyro-Buddies happen to get caught during you
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humorous activities, Metallikat and Shadow Hawk can not be held
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responsible for any Detentions, Suspensions, Expellations, or
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Beatings by your teacher, principle, vice principle, or student
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advisor.
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<P.S.>
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If you get caught, then my condolences. A little bit of
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advice, plead temporary insanity <Even if it is actually
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permanent>...
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<20> 3 3
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3HADOW 3<>3AWK.../\/\etaLLiKaT
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<20> 3 3
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Another file from RiP (c)1991
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