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WRITTEN BY..
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THE ARCHITECT
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The growing world of household weapons
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would not be complete without the
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infamous PEN GUN. This versatile weapon
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which doubles as a household pen, can
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be shot up to 2 feet and still do sub
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stantial damage to the enemies' eyes
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or what not.
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STEP 1: acquire a "push pen", one that
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snaps in and out when you press the
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back of the pen.
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STEP 2: next, disassemble this pen so that you have the 4 parts needed to fire
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your semi-automatic weapon.
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1> the pusher (found in the back)
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2> the little pusher (found in the pusher)
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3> the spring (found on top of the ink case)
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4> the ink case (the long thing with ink in it)
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Once you have discovered these parts.
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arrange them in such a way so that you
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can see each of the parts.
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STEP 4: now, you must follow these
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instructions closely.
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1> put the pusher in it's old place.
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be sure not to put the little pusher in
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it!
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2> put the spring in next (all this goes in the back of the pen)
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3> on top of the spring goes the little
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pusher.
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4> put the ink case on top of the little
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pusher and replace the front. (this
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cram all of the little parts together
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and make them stick in there.
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5> remove the top. and leave the ink case
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in, as this will be the pain inflicting
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element.
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To activate this little gun, just push
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the pusher! (some extra force may be
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required)
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This little weapon/writing utensil, can
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be used to write a paper or blind an
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enemy! It's also good for shooting the
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person in front of you in class (be
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sure he's wearing thick clothes unless
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you want to hurt him)
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Enjoy!
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The Architect
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Disclaimer:
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The Architect assumes no responsiblilty
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for the actions of others in the use
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of this mechanical wonder.
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