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Miscellanous Nasties
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By: Lex Luthor
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The Police Station
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612-934-4880
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FIREBOMBS
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Most fire bombs are simply gasoline filled bottles with a fuel
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soaked rag in the mouth (the bottle's mouth, not yours). The original
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Molotov cocktail, and still about the best, was a mixture of one part
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gasoline and one part motor oil. The oil helps it to cling to what it
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splatters on.
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Some use one part roofing tar and one part gasoline. Fire bombs
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have been found whcih were made by pouring melted wax into gasoline.
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NAPALM
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About the best fire bomb is napalm. It has a thick consistancy,
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like jam and is best for use on vehilces or buildings.
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Napalms is simply one part gasoline and one part soap. The soap is
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either soap flakes or shredded bar soap. Detergents won't do.
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The gasoline must be heated in order for the soap to melt. The
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usual way is with a double boiler where the top part has at least a
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two-quart capicity. The water in the bottom part is brought to a boil
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and the double boiler is taken from the stove and carried to where
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there is no flame.
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Then one part, by volume, of gasoline is put in the top part and
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allowed to heat as much as it will and the soap is added and the mess
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is stirred until it thickens. A better way to heat gasoline is to fill
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a bathtub with water as hot as you can get it. It will hold its heat
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longer and permit a much larger container than will the double boiler.
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MATCH HEAD BOMB
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Simple safety match heads in a pipe, capped at both ends, make a
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devestating bomb. It is set off with a regular fuse
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A plastic Baggie is put into the pipe before the heads go in to
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prevent detonation by contact with the metal.
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Cutting enough match heads to fill the pipe can be tedious work for
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one but an evening's fun for the family if you can drag them away from
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the TV.
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FUSE IGNITION FIRE BOMB
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A four strand homemade fuse is used for this. It burns like fury.
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It is held down and concealed by a strip of bent tin cut from a can.
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The exposed end of the fuse is dipped into the flare igniter. To use
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this one, you light the fuse and hold the fire bomb until the fuse has
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burned out of sight under the tin. Then throw it and when it breaks,
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the burning fuse will ignite the contents.
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#
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How to Make Nitroglycerin
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By: Karl Marx
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The Police Station
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612-934-4880
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CH2ONO2
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! 3/2 N2 + 3 CO2
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CHONO2 ----------> +
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! Ignition 5/2 H2O + 1/4 O2
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CH2ONO2
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(How Nitro explodes--note that the byproducts are nothing but
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nitrogen, carbon dioxide, water and oxygen)
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Nitroglycerin [heretofore Nitro] is a very powerful high-
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explosive. I am not sure who invented it but he probably didn't-- the
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first person to make it probably blew himself up and his freind got
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the info off his notes. Well anyway, the next best thing to Nitro is
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TNT which is ten times harder to make but also ten times safer to
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make. If you can't use common sense then dont even TRY
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to make this stuff--a few drops can be lethal under certain
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circumstances.
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To make Nitro:
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== ==== ======
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Mix 100 parts fuming nitric acid (for best results it should have
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a specific gravity of 50 degrees Baume') with 200 parts sulphuric
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acid. This is going to be HOT at first--it won't splatter if you pour
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the nitric INTO the sulphuric but don't try it the other way around.
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The acid solutions together can disolve flesh in a matter of seconds
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so take the proper measures for God's sake!!! When cool, add 38 parts
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glycerine as slowly as possible. Let it trickle down the sides of the
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container into the acids or it won't mix thourily and the reaction
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could go to fast--which causes enough heat to ignite the stuff. Stir
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with a **GLASS** rod for 15 seconds or so then CARFULLY pour it into
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20 times it's *VOLUME* of water. It will visibly precipitate
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immediatly. there will be twice as much Nitro as you used glycerin and
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it is easy to separate. Mix it with baking soda as soon as you have
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separated it-- this helps it not to go off spontainously.
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NOTES: Parts are by weight and the Baume' scale of spicific gravity
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can be found in most chem. books. You ca get fuming nitric and
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sulfuric acids wherever good chemicals or fertilizers are sold. It is
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positivly *STUPID* to make more than 200 grams of Nitro at a time.
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When mixing the stuff wear goggles, gloves, etc. When I first made
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the stuff I had the honor of having it go off by itself (I added too
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much glycerine at a time.) I was across the room at the time, but I
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felt the impact--so did the table it was on as well as the window it
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was next to--they were both smashed by only 25 grams in an open bowl.
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Oh, yes, glycerine you can get at any pharmacy and you need an adult
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signature for the acids. Any bump can make Nitro go off if you don't
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add the bicarbonate of (baking) soda--but even with that, if it gets
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old I wouldn't play catch with it.
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Once you have made the Nitro and saturated it with Bicarb. you
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can make a really powerful explosive that won't go off by itself by
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simply mixing it with as much cotton as you can and then saturating
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that with molten ((parifine--just enough to make it sealed and hard.
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Typically, use the same amounts (by weight) of each Nitro, cotton and
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parifine. This, when wrapped in newspaper, was once known as "Norbin
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& Ohlsson's Patent Dynamite," but that was back in 1896.
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#
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Pool Phun
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By: Long John Silver
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The Police Station
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612-934-4880
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First of all, you need know nothing about pools. The only thing
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you need know is what a pool filter looks like. If you don't know
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that.
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Second, dress casual. Preferably, in black. Visit your
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"friends" house, the one whose pool looks like fun!!) Then you
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reverse the polarity of his/her pool, by switching the wires around.
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They are located in the back of the pump. This will have quite an
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effect when the pump goes on. In other words. Boooooooooooommm!
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Thats right, when you mix + wires with - plugs, and vice- versa, the
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4th of july happens again.
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Not into total destruction??? When the pump is off, switch the
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pump to "backwash". Turn the pump on and get the phuck out! When you
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look the next day, phunny. The pool is dry. If you want permanant
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damage, yet no great display like my first one mentioned, shut the
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valves of the pool off. (There are usually 2) One that goes to the
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main drain and one that goes to the filter in the pool. That should
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be enough to have one dead pump. The pump must take in water, so when
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there isn't any...
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Practical jokes: these next ones deal with true friends and
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there is *no* permanent damage done. If you have a pool, you must
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check the pool with chemicals. There is one labeled orthotolidine.
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The other is labeled alkaline (ph). You want orthotolidine. (It
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checks the chlorine). Go to your local pool store and tell them
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you're going into the pool business, and to sell you orthotolidine (a
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CL detector) Buy this in great quantities if possible. The solution
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is clear. You fill 2 baggies with this chemical. And sew the bags to
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the inside of your suit. Next, go swimming with your friend! Then
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open the bags and look like you're enjoying a piss. And anyone there
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will turn a deep red! They will be embarrased so much, Especially if
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they have guests there! Explain what it is, then add vinegar to the
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pool. Only a little. The "piss" disappears.
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#
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Car Phun
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By: Long John Silver
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The Police Station
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612-934-4880
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How to have phun with someone else's car. If you really detest
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someone, and I mean detest, here's a few tips on what to do in your
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spare time. Move the windshield wiper blades, and insert and glue
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tacks. The tacks make lovely designs. If your "friend" goes to
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school with you, Just before he comes out of school. Light a lighter
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and then put it directly underneath his car door handle.
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Wait...Leave...Listen. When you hear a loud "shit!", you know he
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made it to his car in time.
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Remove his muffler and pour approximately 1 Cup of gas in it. Put
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the muffler back, then wait till their car starts. Then you have a
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cigarette lighter. A 30 foot long cigarette lighter.
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This one is effective, and any fool can do it. Remove the top
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air filter. That's it! Or a oldie but goodie: sugar in the gas tank.
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Stuff rags soaked in gas up the exhaust pipe. Then you wonder why
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your "friend" has trouble with his/her lungs. Here's one that takes
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time and many friends. Take his/her car then break into their house
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and reassemble it, in their living or bedroom. Phun eh? If you're
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into engines, say eeni mine moe and point to something and remove it.
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They wonder why something doesn't work. There are so many others, but
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the real good juicy ones come by thinking hard.
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#
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Bell Trashing
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By: The Dragyn
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The Police Station
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612-934-4880
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The Phone Co. will go to extreams on occasions. In fact, unless
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you really know what to expect from them, they will suprise the heck
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out of you with their "unpublished tarriffs". Recently, a situation
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was brought to my attention that up till then I had been totaly
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unaware of, least to mention, had any concern about. It involved gar-
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bage! The phone co. will go as far as to prosecute anyone who rumages
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through their garbage and helps himself to some
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Of course, they have their reasons for this, and no doubt benefit
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from such action. But, why should they be so picky about garbage? The
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answer soon became clear to me: those huge metal bins are filled up
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with more than waste old food and refuse... Although it is Pacific
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Tele. policy to recycle paper waste products, sometimes employees do
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overlook this sacred operation when sorting the garbage. Thus
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top-secret confidential Phone Co. records go to the garbage bins
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instead of the paper shredders. Since it is constantly being updated
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with "company memorandums, and supplied with extensive reference
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material, the Phone co. must continualy dispose of the outdated
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materials. Some phone companies are supplied each year with the
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complete "System Practices" guide. This pub- lication is an over 40
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foot long library of reference material about every- thing to do with
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telephones. As the new edition arrives each year, the old ver- sion of
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"System Practices" must also be thrown out.
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I very quickly figured out where some local phone phreaks were
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getting their material. They crawl into the garbage bins and remove
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selected items that are of particular interest to them and their
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fellow phreaks. One phone phreak in the Los Angeles area has salvaged
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the complete 1972 ed- ition of "Bell System Practices". It is so large
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and was out of order (the binders had been removed) that it took him
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over a year to sort it out and create enough shelving for it in his
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garage.
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Much of this "Top Secret" information is so secret that most phone
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companies have no idea what is in their files. They have their hands
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full simply replacing everything each time a change in wording
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requires a new revision. It seems they waste more paper than they can
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read!
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It took quite a while for Hollywood Cal traffic manager to figure
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out how all of the local phone phreaks constantly discovered the
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switchroom test numbers
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Whenever someone wanted to use the testboard, they found the local
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phone phreaks on the lines talking to all points all over the world.
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It got to the point where the local garbage buffs knew more about the
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office operations than the employees themselves. One ph- reak went so
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far as to call in and tell a switchman what his next daily assign-
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ment would be. This, however, proved to be too much. The switchman
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traced the call and one phone phreak was denied the tool of his trade.
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In another rather humorous incident, a fellow phreak was rumaging
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through the trash bin when he heard somone apraoch- ing. He pressed up
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against the side of the bin and silently waited for the goodies to
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come. You can imagine his surprise when the garbage from the lunchroom
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landed on his head. Most people find evenings best for checking out
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their local telco trash piles. The only thing necessary is a
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flashlight and, in the case mentioned above, possibly a rain coat. A
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word of warning though, before you rush out and dive into the trash
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heap. It is probably illegal, but no matter where you live, you
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certainly won't get the local policeman to hold your flashlight for
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you.
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#
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To get even with an ex trading friend. Offer to send him the newest
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ware by mail. But before you do this take the disk out of its jacket
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and do the following:
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Take a small dish and pour acetone (nail polish remover) into it.
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Now get lotsa matcheads and put them in it. Now pulverize it until
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you have a somewhat gooey consistency. This is what you should brush
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on
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the disk in a thin layer but make sure you leave a clean area to show
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thru the envelope. Now when he boots it, it boots him!!!
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-Ziggy Stardust/Boys From Brazil-
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Demolition Article #1
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By: King Arthur
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The Police Station
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612-934-4880
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Like all chemists I must advise you all to take the greatest care
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and caution when you are doing this. Even if you have made this stuff
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before.
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This first article will give you information on making
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nitroglyerin, the basic ingredient in a lot of explosives such as
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straight dynamites, and geletin dynamites.
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Making nitroglycerin
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1. Fill a 75-milliliter beaker to the 13 ml. Level with fuming
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red nitric acid, of 98% pure concentration.
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2. Place the beaker in an ice bath and allow to cool below room
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temp.
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3. After it has cooled, add to it three times the amount of
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fuming sulferic acid (99% h2so4). In other words, add to the
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now-cool fuming nitric acid 39 ml. Of fuming sulferic acid.
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When mixing any acids, always do it slowly and carefully to
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avoid splattering.
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4. When the two are mixed, lower thier temp. By adding more ice
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to the bath, about 10-15 degrees centigrade. (Use a
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mercury-operated thermometer)
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5. When the acid solution has cooled to the desired temperature,
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it is ready for the glycerin. The glycerin must be added in
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small amounts using a medicine dropper. (Read this step about
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10 times!) Glycerin is added slowly and carefully (i mean
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careful!) Until the entire surface of the acid it covered with
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it.
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6. This is a dangerous point since the nitration will take place
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as soon as the glycerin is added. The nitration will produce
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heat, so the solution must be kept below 30 degrees
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centigrade! If the solution should go above 30 degrees,
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immediately dump the solution into the ice bath! This will
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insure that it does not go off in your face!
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7. For hte first ten minutes of nitration, the mixture should be
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gently stirred. In a normal reaction the nitroglycerin will
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formas a layer on top of the acid solution, while the sulferic
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acid will absorb the excess water.
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8. After the nitration has taken place, and the nitroglycerin has
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formed on the top of the solution, the entire beaker should be
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transferred slowly and carefully to another beaker of water.
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When this is done the nitroglycerin will settle at the bottem
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so the other acids can be drained away.
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9. After removing as much acid as posible without disturbing the
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nitroglycerin, remove the nitroglycerin with an eyedropper and
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place it in a bicarbonate of soda (sodium bicarbonate in case
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you didn't know) solution. The sodium is an alkalai and will
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nuetralize much of the acid remaining. This process should be
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repeated as much as necesarry using blue litmus paper to check
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for the presence of acid. The remaining acid only makes the
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nitroglycerin more unstable than it already is.
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10. Finally! The final step is to remove the nitroglycerin from
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the bicarbonate. His is done with and eye- dropper, slowly
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and carefully. The usual test to see if nitration has been
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successful is to place one drop of the nitroglycerin on metal
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and ignite it. If it is true nitroglycerin it will burn with
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a clear blue flame.
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** Caution **
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nitro is very sensative to decomposition, heating dropping, or
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jarring, and may explode if left undisturbed and cool.
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#
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Demoltion Article #2
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By: King Arthur
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The Police Station
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612-934-4880
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I have decided to skip the article on mercury fluminate for a
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while and get right into the dynamite article.
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Dynamite is nothing more than just nitroglycerin and a stablizing
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agent to make it much safer to use. For the sake of saving time, I
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will abbreviate nitroglycerin with a plain NG. The numbers
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are percentages, be sure to mix these carefully and be sure to use the
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exact amounts. These percentages are in weight ratio, not volume.
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no. ingredients amount
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#1 NG 32
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sodium nitrate 28
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woodmeal 10
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ammonium oxalate 29
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guncotten 1
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#2 NG 24
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potassium nitrate 9
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sodium nitate 56
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woodmeal 9
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ammonium oxalate 2
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#3 NG 35.5
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potassium nitrate 44.5
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woodmeal 6
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guncotton 2.5
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vaseline 5.5
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powdered charcoal 6
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#4 NG 25
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potassium nitrate 26
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woodmeal 34
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barium nitrate 5
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starch 10
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#5 NG 57
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potassium nitrate 19
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woodmeal 9
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ammonium oxalate 12
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guncotton 3
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#6 NG 18
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sodium nitrate 70
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woodmeal 5.5
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potassium chloride 4.5
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chalk 2
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#7 NG 26
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woodmeal 40
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barium nitrate 32
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sodium carbonate 2
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#8 NG 44
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woodmeal 12
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anhydrous sodium sulfate 44
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#9 NG 24
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potassium nitrate 32.5
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woodmeal 33.5
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ammonium oxalate 10
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#10 NG 26
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potassium nitrate 33
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woodmeal 41
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#11 NG 15
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sodium nitrate 62.9
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woodmeal 21.2
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sodium carbonate .9
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#12 NG 35
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sodium nitrate 27
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woodmeal 10
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ammonium oxalate 1
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#13 NG 32
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potassium nitrate 27
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woodmeal 10
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ammonium oxalate 30
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guncotton 1
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#14 NG 33
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woodmeal 10.3
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ammonium oxalate 29
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guncotton .7
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potassium perchloride 27
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#15 NG 40
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sodium nitrate 45
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woodmeal 15
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#16 NG 47
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starch 50
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guncotton 3
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#17 NG 30
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sodium nitrate 22.3
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woodmeal 40.5
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potassium chloride 7.2
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#18 NG 50
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sodium nitrate 32.6
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woodmeal 17
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ammonium oxalate .4
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#19 NG 23
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potassium nitrate 27.5
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woodmeal 37
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ammonium oxalate 8
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barium nitrate 4
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calcium carbonate .5
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Household equivalants for chemicles
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It has come to my attention that m any of these chemicles are
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sold under brand names, or have household equivalants. here is a list
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that might help you out.
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acetic acid vinegar
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aluminum oxide alumia
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aluminum potassium sulfate alum
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aluminum sulfate alum
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ammonium hydroxide ammonia
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carbon carbonate chalk
|
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calcium hypochloride bleaching powder
|
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calcium oxide lime
|
||
calcium sulfate plaster of paris
|
||
carbonic acid seltzer
|
||
carbon tetrachloride cleaning fluid
|
||
ethylene dichloride Dutch fluid
|
||
ferric oxide iron rust
|
||
glucose corn syrup
|
||
graphite pencil lead
|
||
hydrochloric acid muriatic acid
|
||
hydrogen peroxide peroxide
|
||
lead acetate sugar of lead
|
||
lead tetrooxide red lead
|
||
magnesium silicate talc
|
||
magnesium sulfate Epsom salts
|
||
naphthalene mothballs
|
||
phenol carbolic acid
|
||
potassium bicarbonate cream of tartar
|
||
potassium chromium sulf. chrome alum
|
||
potassium nitrate saltpeter
|
||
sodium dioxide sand
|
||
sodium bicarbonate baking soda
|
||
sodium borate borax
|
||
sodium carbonate washing soda
|
||
sodium chloride salt
|
||
sodium hydroxide lye
|
||
sodium silicate water glass
|
||
sodium sulfate glauber's salt
|
||
sodium thiosulfate photographer's hypo
|
||
sulferic acid battery acid
|
||
sucrose cane sugar
|
||
zinc chloride tinner's fluid
|
||
|
||
Keep this list handy at all times. If you can't seem to get one
|
||
or more of the ingredients try another one. If you still can't, you
|
||
can always buy sm all amounts from your school, or maybe from various
|
||
chemical companies. When you do that, be sure to say as little as
|
||
possible, if during the school year, and they ask, say it's for a
|
||
experement for school.
|
||
#
|
||
|
||
|
||
Improvising Black Powder
|
||
By: Mr. Byte-Zap
|
||
|
||
The Police Station
|
||
612-934-4880
|
||
|
||
Black powder can be prepared in a simple, safe manner. It may be
|
||
used as blasting or gun powder.
|
||
|
||
Material required:
|
||
-----------------
|
||
|
||
potassium nitrate, granulated, 3 cups
|
||
|
||
wood charcoal, powdered, 2 cups
|
||
|
||
sulfur, powdered, 1/2 cup
|
||
|
||
alcohol, 5 pints (whiskey, rubbing alcohol, etc.)
|
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|
||
Water, 3 cups
|
||
|
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heat source
|
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|
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2 buckets -- each 2 gallon capacity, at least one of which is heat
|
||
resistant (metal, ceramic, etc.)
|
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|
||
Flat window screening, at least 1 ft. Square
|
||
|
||
large wooden stick
|
||
|
||
cloth, at least 2 ft. Square
|
||
|
||
|
||
note: the above amounts will yield 2 ounds of black powder. However,
|
||
only the ratios of the amounts of the ingredients are important.
|
||
Thus, for twice as much black powder, double all quantities
|
||
used.
|
||
|
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Procedure:
|
||
---------
|
||
|
||
1) place alcohol in one of the buckets
|
||
|
||
2) place potassium nitrate, charcoal, and sulfur in the heat resistant
|
||
bucket. Add 1 cup water and mix thoroughly with wooden stick until
|
||
all ingredients are dissolved.
|
||
|
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3) Add remaining water (2 cups) to mixture. Place bucket on heat
|
||
source and stir until small bubbles begin to form.
|
||
|
||
Caution: do not boil mixture. Be sure all mixture stays wet. If any
|
||
is dry, as on sides of pan, it may ignite.
|
||
|
||
4) Remove bucket from heat and pour mixture into alcohol while
|
||
stirring vigorously
|
||
|
||
5) let alcohol stand about 5 minutes. Strain mixture through cloth to
|
||
obtain black powder. Discard liquid. Wrap cloth around black
|
||
powder and squeeze to remove all excess liquid.
|
||
|
||
6) Place screening over dry bucket. Place workable amount of damp
|
||
powder on screen and granulate by rubbing solid through screen
|
||
|
||
note: if granulated particles appear to stick together and change
|
||
shape, recombine entire batch of powder and repeat steps 5 & 6.
|
||
|
||
7) Spread granulated powder on flat dry surface so that layer about
|
||
1/2 inch is formed. Allow to dry. Use radiator , or direct
|
||
sunlight. This should be dried as soon as possible, preferably in
|
||
one hour. The longer the drying period, the less effective the
|
||
black powder.
|
||
|
||
Caution: remove from heat as soon as granules are dry. Black powder
|
||
is now ready for use.
|
||
#
|
||
|
||
|
||
Wierd Drugs
|
||
By: Pa Bell
|
||
|
||
The Police Station
|
||
612-934-4880
|
||
|
||
|
||
Bananas:
|
||
|
||
1. Obtain 15 pounds of ripe yellow bananas
|
||
|
||
2. Peel all and eat the fruit. Save the peelings
|
||
|
||
3. Scrape all the insides of the peels with a sharp knife.
|
||
|
||
4. Put all the scraped material in a large pot and add water.
|
||
|
||
5. Boil 3 or 4 hours until it has attained a solid paste considtency.
|
||
|
||
6. Spread paste onto cookie sheets and dry in ofen for about 20
|
||
minutes. This will result in fine black powder. Usually one will
|
||
feel the effects after smoking three to four cigarettes.
|
||
|
||
Cough syrup:
|
||
|
||
mix robitussion a-c with an equal amount of ginger ale and drink. The
|
||
effect are sedation and euphoria. Never underestimate the effects of
|
||
any drug! You can od on cough syrup!
|
||
|
||
Toads:
|
||
|
||
1. Collect five to ten toads, frogs will not work. The best kind are
|
||
tree toads.
|
||
|
||
2. Kill them as painlessly as possible, and skin immediately.
|
||
|
||
3. Allow the skins to dry in a refrigerator four four to five days, or
|
||
until the skins are brittle.
|
||
|
||
4. Now crush the skins into powder and smoke. Due to its bad taste you
|
||
can mix it with a more fragrent smoking medium.
|
||
|
||
Nutmeg:
|
||
|
||
1. Take several whole nutmegs and grind them up in an old grinder.
|
||
|
||
2. After the nutmegs are ground. Place in a mortar and pulverize with
|
||
a pestle.
|
||
|
||
3. The usual dosage is about 10 or 15 g rams. A larger dose may
|
||
produce excessive thirst,anxiety,and rapid hart beat, but
|
||
hallucinations are rare.
|
||
|
||
Peanuts:
|
||
|
||
1. Take 1 pound of raw peanuts (not roasted)
|
||
|
||
2. Shell them, saving the skins and discarding the shells.
|
||
|
||
3. Eat the nuts.
|
||
|
||
4. Grind up the skins and smoke them.
|
||
#
|
||
|
||
|
||
The Book Of The Unlawfuls
|
||
By: Shadowspawn
|
||
|
||
The Police Station
|
||
612-934-4880
|
||
|
||
|
||
-=] Section I [=-
|
||
-=] Bombs [=-
|
||
--- ----- ---
|
||
|
||
House Hold equivalants
|
||
----- ---- -----------
|
||
|
||
Name Equivalant
|
||
---- ----------
|
||
acetic acid vinegar
|
||
aluminum oxide alumia
|
||
aluminum potassium sulfate alum
|
||
aluminum sulfate alum
|
||
ammonium hydroxide ammonia
|
||
carbon carbonate chalk
|
||
carbon tetrachloride cleaning fluid
|
||
calcium hypochloride bleaching powder
|
||
calcium oxide lime
|
||
calcium sulfate plaster of paris
|
||
carbonic acid seltzer
|
||
ethylene dichloride dutch fluid
|
||
ferric oxide iron rust
|
||
glucose corn syrup
|
||
graphite pencil lead
|
||
hydrochloric acid muriatic acid
|
||
hydrogen peroxide peroxide
|
||
lead acetate sugar of lead
|
||
lead tetrooxide red lead
|
||
magesium silicate talc
|
||
magesium sulfate Epsom salts
|
||
naphthalene mothballs
|
||
phenol carbolic acid
|
||
potassium bicarbonate cream of tarter
|
||
potassium chromium sulfate chrome alum
|
||
potassium nitrate saltpeter
|
||
sodium dioxide sand
|
||
sodium bicarbonate baking soda
|
||
sodium borate borax
|
||
sodium carbonate washing soda
|
||
sodium choride salt
|
||
sodium hydroxide lye
|
||
sodium silicate water glass
|
||
sodium sulfate glaubers' salt
|
||
sodium thiosulfate photographers hypo
|
||
sulferic acid battery acid
|
||
sucrose cane sugar
|
||
zinc choride tinner's fluid
|
||
------------ --------------
|
||
|
||
-=] Smoke Bomb [=-
|
||
--- ----- ---- ---
|
||
|
||
Mix:
|
||
4 parts sugar
|
||
6 parts potassium nitrate
|
||
|
||
Heat:
|
||
over low flame till melts stir well, then pour into container. Before
|
||
it soldifies, put a few matches in for fuses.
|
||
|
||
*One pound of this stuff will fill a block nicely with a thick cloud
|
||
of white smoke*
|
||
|
||
-=] Generic bomb [=-
|
||
--- ------- ---- ---
|
||
|
||
1) Aquire a glass container
|
||
2) Put in a few drops of gasoline
|
||
3) Cap the top
|
||
4) Now turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then
|
||
evaporates
|
||
5) Add a few drops of potassium permanganate (<-Get this stuff from a
|
||
snake bite kit)
|
||
6) The bomb is detonated by throwing aganist a solid object.
|
||
|
||
*AFTER THROWING THIS THING RUN LIKE HELL THIS THING PACKS ABOUT 1/2
|
||
STICK OF DYNAMITE*
|
||
|
||
-=] Section II [=-
|
||
-=] Hacking [=-
|
||
--- ------- ---
|
||
|
||
-=] Conferance calls [=-
|
||
--- ---------- ----- ---
|
||
*I recomend that you do this local*
|
||
|
||
To make a conference call with as many people you want, just call the
|
||
operator ("0") and say "Hello, I'd like to make a conference call."
|
||
Then give the (first) Names (not pirate names, ether) and the phone
|
||
#'s of the people you want to call And she'll do it.(hint: make sure
|
||
that the people you are callin are expecting it. because its damn
|
||
annoying to be talking to 3 people and having the third be busy for
|
||
the whole time
|
||
|
||
-=] Charge-a-call phones [=-
|
||
--- ------------- ------ ---
|
||
|
||
On a charge-a-call phone (there blue but dont have any coin slots)
|
||
take a hex wrench (with a hole in the middle) and remove the screw in
|
||
the middle for an extention!
|
||
|
||
-=] Free calls [=-
|
||
--- ---- ----- ---
|
||
|
||
From a pay phone, (the kind that gives you a dial tone AFTER you put
|
||
in the dime) and drop in your dime. Then dial the #, then put another
|
||
dime in! It'll come back out when you finish your call.
|
||
#
|
||
|
||
|
||
More Fun Stuff for Terrorists
|
||
By: Anselot the Slayer
|
||
|
||
The Police Station
|
||
612-934-4880
|
||
|
||
|
||
------------
|
||
Carbide Bomb
|
||
------------
|
||
|
||
This is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. Exercise extreme caution.... Obtain some
|
||
calcium carbide. This is the stuff that is used in carbide lamps and
|
||
can be found at nearly any hardware store. Take a few pieces of this
|
||
stuff (it looks like gravel) and put it in a glass jar with some
|
||
water. Put a lid on tightly. The carbide will react with the water to
|
||
produce acetylene carbonate which is similar to the gas used in
|
||
cutting torches. Eventually the glass with explode from internal
|
||
pressure. If you leave a burning rag nearby, you will get a nice
|
||
fireball!
|
||
|
||
-------------------------
|
||
Portable Grenade Launcher
|
||
-------------------------
|
||
|
||
If you have a bow, this one is for you. Remove the ferrule from an
|
||
aluminum arrow, and fill the arrow with black powder (I use grade
|
||
FFFF, it burns easy)and then glue a shotshell primer into the hole
|
||
left where the ferrule went. Next, glue a BB on the primer, and you
|
||
are ready to go! Make sure no one is nearby.... Little shreds of
|
||
aluminim go all over the place!!
|
||
|
||
--------------------------
|
||
Auto Exhaust Flame Thrower
|
||
--------------------------
|
||
|
||
For this one, all you need is a car, a sparkplug, ignition wire and a
|
||
switch. Install the spark plug into the last four or five inches of
|
||
the tailpipeby drilling a hole that the plug can screw into easily.
|
||
Attach the wire (this is regular insulated wire) to one side of the
|
||
switch and to the spark plug. The other side of the switch is attached
|
||
to the positive terminal on the battery. With the car running, simply
|
||
hit the switch and watch the flames fly!!! Again be careful that no
|
||
one is behind you! I have seen some of these flames go 20 feet!!!
|
||
#
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
Harmless Terror
|
||
By: The Prowler
|
||
|
||
The Police Station
|
||
612-934-4880
|
||
|
||
|
||
To all those who do not wish to inflict bodily damage on their victems
|
||
but only terror.
|
||
|
||
These are weapons that should be used from high places.
|
||
|
||
1) The flour bomb.
|
||
Take a wet paper towel and pour a given amount of baking flour in
|
||
the center. Then wrap it up and put on a rubber band to keep it
|
||
together. When thrown it will fly well but when it hits, it covers
|
||
the victim with the flower or causes a big puff of flour which will
|
||
put the victim in terror since as far as they are concerned, some
|
||
strange white powder is all over them. This is a cheap method of
|
||
terror and for only the cost and seal it. (Make
|
||
sure there is no air in it since the solution will form a gas and
|
||
you don't want it to pop on you.) Then put it in a bigger plastic
|
||
bag and fill it with vinegar and seal it. When thrown, the two
|
||
substances will mix and cause a violently bubbling substance to go
|
||
all over the victim.
|
||
#
|
||
|
||
|
||
Electronic Terrorism
|
||
By: King Tut
|
||
|
||
The Police Station
|
||
612-934-4880
|
||
|
||
|
||
It starts when a big, dumb lummox rudely insults you. Being of a
|
||
rational, intelligent disposition, you wisely choose to avoid a
|
||
(direct) confrontation. But as he laughs in your face, you smile
|
||
inwardly---your revenge is already planned.
|
||
|
||
Step 1: follow your victim to his locker, car, or house. Once you
|
||
have chosen your target site, lay low for a week or more,
|
||
letting your anger boil.
|
||
|
||
Step 2: in the mean time, assemble your versatile terrorist
|
||
kit(details below.)
|
||
|
||
Step 3: plant your kit at the desig- nated target site on a monday
|
||
morning between the hours of 4:00 am and 6:00 am. Include a
|
||
calm, suggestive note that quietly hints at the possibility
|
||
of another attack. Do not write it by hand! An example of
|
||
an effective note:
|
||
|
||
"don't be such a jerk, or the
|
||
next one will take off your
|
||
hand. Have a nice day."
|
||
|
||
Notice how the calm tone instills fear. As if written by a
|
||
homicidal psychopath.
|
||
|
||
Step 5: choose a strategic location overlooking the target site. Try
|
||
to position yourself in such a way that you can see his
|
||
facial contortions.
|
||
|
||
Step 6: sit back and enjoy the fireworks!
|
||
|
||
|
||
Assembly of the versatile, economic, and effective terrorist kit #1:
|
||
|
||
the parts you'll need are:
|
||
1) 4 aa batteries
|
||
2) 1 9-volt battery
|
||
3) 1 spdt mini relay (radio shack)
|
||
4) 1 rocket engine(smoke bomb or m-80)
|
||
5) 1 solar ignitor (any hobby store)
|
||
6) 1 9-volt battery connector
|
||
|
||
step 1: take the 9-volt battery and wire it through the relay's coil.
|
||
This circuit should also include a pair of contacts that when
|
||
separated cut off this circuit. These contacts should be
|
||
held together by trapping them between the locker,mailbox, or
|
||
car door. Once the door is opened, the contacts fall apart
|
||
and the 9-volt circuit is broken, allowing
|
||
the relay to fall to the closed postion thus closing the
|
||
ignition circuit. (If all this is confusing take a look at
|
||
the schematic below.)
|
||
|
||
Step 2: take the 4 aa batteries and
|
||
wire them in succession. Wire the positive terminal of one
|
||
to the negative terminal of another, until all four are
|
||
connected except one positive terminal and one negative
|
||
terminal. Even though the four aa batteries only combine to
|
||
create 6 volts, the increase in amperage is necessary to
|
||
activate the solar ignitor quickly and effectively.
|
||
|
||
Step 3: take the battery pack (made in step 2) and wire one end of it
|
||
to the relay's single pole and the other end to one prong of
|
||
the solar ignitor. Then wire the other prong of the solar
|
||
ignitor back to the open position on the relay.
|
||
|
||
Step 4: using double sided carpet tape mount the kit in his locker,
|
||
mailbox, or car door. And last, insert the solar ignitor
|
||
into the rocket engine (smoke bomb or m-80).
|
||
|
||
Your kit is now complete!
|
||
|
||
|
||
---------><---------
|
||
I (CONTACTS) I
|
||
I I
|
||
I --- (9 VOLT)
|
||
I - (BATTERY)
|
||
I ---
|
||
I I
|
||
I (COIL) I
|
||
------///////-------
|
||
/-----------
|
||
/ I
|
||
/ I
|
||
/ I
|
||
(SWITCH) I I
|
||
I I
|
||
I --- (BATTERY)
|
||
I - ( PACK )
|
||
I ---
|
||
I I
|
||
I I
|
||
---- -----
|
||
I I
|
||
*
|
||
(SOLAR IGNITOR)
|
||
#
|
||
|
||
|
||
How to Make Bugs Breakdance
|
||
By: The Daredevil
|
||
|
||
The Police Station
|
||
612-934-4880
|
||
|
||
|
||
Hello, name's Daredevil. I am about to present you with step by
|
||
step instructions on how to make insects and such to dance around like
|
||
Michael Jackson. Havoc Chaos and I figured this out while over at
|
||
Havoc's home. Bugs can breakdance, despite popular belief!
|
||
|
||
The first thing you will need is a neat pair of tweezers. Their use
|
||
will become obvious later in this SoftDoc. While tweezers work best,
|
||
I also recommend scissors and (oops.) exacto-knives for those without
|
||
shaky hands.
|
||
|
||
The next thing you will need is a bug. I highly recommend flies, as
|
||
they are abundant, and nobody really misses them. Some people get
|
||
angry if you use insects like spiders or crickets. (Don't ask me,
|
||
darn those enviromentalists.)
|
||
|
||
Flies can be found around window sills, fresh meat, or any
|
||
beer-guzzling father. They are pretty much easy to trap, but the catch
|
||
is that you'll need them alive. Fly swatters and newspapers should not
|
||
be used to catch these little buggers. Horse flies also are not
|
||
recommended, as they are supposed to bite. (Hey, i've never been
|
||
bitten. If you have, send me E-Mail, okay? -DD) The common house
|
||
fly works best.
|
||
|
||
Now, capturing these pests alive is the thing. Get a glass or
|
||
something, and trap it. Wait a while, and watch it fly feebly around
|
||
the jar looking for a way out. If you're smarter than you look, it
|
||
won't get out. It's real fun to shake the jar and stun the sucker.
|
||
|
||
Take the fly from the jar with a 'kleenex' or something of the like,
|
||
and hold it so it's pitiful wings are accessable to you. Now, with the
|
||
tweezers I mentioned above, pull his wings off.
|
||
|
||
(AUTHORS NOTE: Some lesser minds have accually called me 'sadistic'
|
||
because of the fact that I pull flies wings off. Well, you don't hear
|
||
them complaining, do you? -DD)
|
||
|
||
Anyways, now that his wings are gone, all he can do is hop and run
|
||
around like a complete fool. Now, here's the fun part.(What do you
|
||
mean, pulling the wings off was the fun part!?)
|
||
|
||
The first trick is to teach it the backspin. Put your new-found pet
|
||
in the (a) corner in your room. The fly will then attempt to climb
|
||
the wall. But, the poor, pitiful creature won't make it. He will
|
||
fall to the dusty floor onto his back. This is where you come in. If
|
||
he isn't spinning around, then give him a little help. They will be
|
||
back-spinning in no time at all!
|
||
|
||
You'll notice that flies without wings jump around a lot. This
|
||
really looks like a neat act, and they can really jump far. (Coming
|
||
next: Fly Olympics? Nahhh...)
|
||
|
||
To make a fly moonwalk, watch it as it crawls around on your dresser
|
||
top. Give it a fling with your index finger, and it will almost "fly"
|
||
across the space it's in! Not only does it go backwards, but upside
|
||
down, rightside up, right, left, north, south, etc...
|
||
|
||
My favorite trick is to get a paper plate(You know, the cheap ones
|
||
your mother buys from K-Mart...) and put your friend on top of the
|
||
plate. Bounce him up and down on the plate, and watch him attempt to
|
||
walk afterwards. It's really neat.
|
||
|
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Well, this is just about all of the neat little tricks you can do
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with bugs. You can take up boring Sunday afternoons with this
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pasttime, and maybe we'll se a breakdancing bugs contest one of these
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days. Maybe not.
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(ANOTHER AUTHOR'S NOTE: Lord Omega of Shadow Keep BBS suggests to
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spray them with 'Windex' and other household items. They really get
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weird, according to him.)
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I just also wanted to point out that Havoc the Chaos's Stepmother
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warned us that pulling wings off of flies was beginning signs of
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insanity. We are not in ANY way responsible for people's sanity,
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after they take up this sport. It was rumored that Charles Manson
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liked to play with flies...
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#
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The Best of The Station
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By: The Prowler
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The Police Station
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612-934-4880
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<-> Mace Substitute <->
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3 PARTS: Alchohol
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1/2 PARTS: Iodine
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1/2 PARTS: Salt
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Or:
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3 PARTS: Alchohol
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1 PARTS: Iodized Salt (Mortons)
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It's not actual mace, but it does a
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damn good job on the eyes...
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<-> CO2 Canister Bomb <->
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Take a Co2 canister and cut the top almost off but leave a little to
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form a hinge. Let out the Co2 and insert a M80 into it. Insert fuse
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throught hole in top. Close the top by welding or epoxy glue. When
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ready to ignite just light... Pretty neat eh?
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<-> Unstable Explosives <->
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Mix solid Nitric Iodine with househould ammonia. Wait overnight and
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then pour off the liquid. You will be left with a muddy substance. Let
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this dry till it hardens. Now throw it at something!!!!
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<-> Jug Bomb <->
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Take a glass jug, and put 3 to 4 drops of gasoline into it. Then put
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the cap on, and swish the gas around so the inner surface of the jug
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is coated. Then add a few drops of potassium permanganate solution
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into it and cap it. To blow it up, either throw it at something, or
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roll it at something.
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<-> Hindenberg Bomb <->
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Needed:
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1 Balloon
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1 Bottle
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1 Liquid Plumr
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1 Piece Aluminum FoilL
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1 Length Fuse
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Fill the bottle 3/4 full with Liquid Plumr and add a little piece of
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aluminum foil to it. Put the balloon over the neck of the bottle until
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the balloon is full of the resulting gas. This is highly flammable
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hydrogen. Now tie the baloon. Now light the fuse, and let it rise.
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When the fuse contacts the balloon, watch out!!!
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#
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Free Postage!!
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By: TAP Magazine
|
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|
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The Police Station
|
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612-934-4880
|
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|
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|
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The increasing cost of postage to mail letters and packages is
|
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bringing down our standard of living. To remedy this deplorable
|
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situation, some counter control measures can be applied.
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|
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For example, if the stamps on a letter are coated with Elmer's
|
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Glue by the sender, the cancellation mark will not destroy the stamp:
|
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the Elmer/s drives to form an almost invisible coating that protects
|
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the stamps from the cancellation ink. Later, the receiver of the
|
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letter can remove the cancellation mark with water and reuse the
|
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stamps. Furthermore, ecological saving will also result from recycling
|
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the stamps. Help save a tree.
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|
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The glue is most efficently applied with a
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bvq3LHc)(4464774654564544445654467
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446745754644545465544766###YT##d#Zu
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3jNY##x?jtx<mhpm1<>Th=htsq<xld#uq=qjk=,(## minutes.
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|
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For mailing packages, just follow the same procedure as outlined
|
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above; however, the package should be weighed and checked to make sure
|
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that it has the correct amount of postage on it before it is taken to
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the Post Office.
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|
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Removing the cancellation and the glue from the stamps can be
|
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easily accomplished by soaking the stamps in warm water until they
|
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float free from the paper. The stamps can then be put onto a paper
|
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towel to dry. Processing stamps in large batches saves time too.
|
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Also, it may be helpful to write the word 'Elmer' at the top of the
|
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letter (not on the envelope) to cue the receiving party in that the
|
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stamps have been protected with the glue.
|
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|
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We all know that mailing packages can be expensive. And we also
|
||
know that the handicapped are sometimes discriminated against in jobs.
|
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The Government, being the generous people they are, have given the
|
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blind free postal service.
|
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|
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Simply address you envelope as usual, and make one modification.
|
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In the corner where the stamp would go, write in (or stamp) the words
|
||
'FREE MATTER FOR THE BLIND". Then drop you package or letter in one
|
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of the blue fedral mailboxes. DO NOT TAKE THE LETTER TO THE POST
|
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OFFICE, OR LEAVE IT IN YOUR MAILBOX.
|
||
|
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Sounds very nice of the government to do this, right? Well, they
|
||
aren't that nice. The parcel is sent library rate, that is below
|
||
third class. It may take four to five days to send a letter to just
|
||
the next town.
|
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|
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This too is quite simple, but less effective. Put the address
|
||
that you are sending the letter to as the return address. If you were
|
||
sending a $20 donation to the pirate's Chest, you would put our
|
||
address (po box 644, lincoln ma. 01773) as the return address.
|
||
|
||
Then you would have to be carless and forget to put the stamp on
|
||
the envelope. A nice touch is to put a bullshit address in the center
|
||
of the envelope.
|
||
|
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Again, you MUST drop the letter in a FEDRAL mailbox. If the post
|
||
office doesn't send the letter to the return address for having no
|
||
stamp, they will send it back for the reason of "No such address".
|
||
|
||
Example--
|
||
|
||
Pirates Chest
|
||
P.O. Box 644
|
||
Lincol, Ma.
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||
01773
|
||
|
||
Tom Bullshit
|
||
20 Fake Road
|
||
What Ever, XX
|
||
99851
|
||
|
||
|
||
One last thing you might try doing is soaking a cancelled stamp
|
||
off of an envelope, and gluing it onto one you are sending. Then burn
|
||
the stamp, leaveing a little bit to show that there was one there.
|
||
#
|
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|
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|
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How to Have Fun at K-Mart
|
||
By: The Daredevil
|
||
|
||
The Police Station
|
||
612-934-4880
|
||
|
||
|
||
Well, first off, one must realise the importance of K-Marts in
|
||
society today. First off, K-Marts provide things cheaper to those who
|
||
can't afford to shop at higher quality stores. Although, all I ever
|
||
see in there is minorities and Senior Citizens, and the poor people in
|
||
our city. Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead in there. But, once,
|
||
I did.
|
||
|
||
You see, once, after The Moon Roach and Havoc Chaos(Dear friends of
|
||
mine) and I were exploring such fun things as rooftops, we came along
|
||
a K-Mart. Amused, and cold for that matter, we wandered in. The
|
||
Tension mounts.
|
||
|
||
As we walked up to the entrance, we were nearly attacked by Youth
|
||
Groups selling cheap cookies, and wheelchair sticken people selling
|
||
American Flags. After laughing at these people, we entered. This is
|
||
where the real fun begins...
|
||
|
||
First, we wandered around the store, and turned on all the blue
|
||
lights we could find. That really distracts and confuses the
|
||
attendents...Fun to do...
|
||
|
||
The first neat thing, is to go to the section of the store where
|
||
they sell computers. Darkness engulf the earth the day they find Apple
|
||
Computers being sold there. Instead, lesser computers like the
|
||
laughable Vic-20 can be found there...Turn it on, and make sure
|
||
nobody's looking...Then, once in Basic, type...
|
||
|
||
]10 PRINT "Fuck the world! Anarchy Rules!" (or something to that
|
||
effect.)
|
||
]20 GOTO 10 and walk away.
|
||
|
||
Also, set the sample radios in the store to a santanic rock station,
|
||
and turn the radio off. Then, set the alarm for two minutes ahead of
|
||
the time displayed there. Turn the volume up all the way, and walk
|
||
away. After about two minutes, you will see the clerk feebly attempt
|
||
to turn the radio down or off. It's really neat to set ten or more
|
||
radios to different stations, and walk away.
|
||
|
||
One o
|
||
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