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166 lines
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Chapter Two: DESTRUCTION
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Ahhh, there's nothin' like a good hour of destruction
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to releave all that tension after failing yer math exam.
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Yeah you remember, the one you were supposed to be studying
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for while you were mixing explosives in the garage. This
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form of Anarchy allows for more creativity than most. You
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can stck to doing mild damage with yer hands or you can
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obtain a wide variety of weapons for more severe effects. It
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is usually easier to make yer own weapons and there are a
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large number of G-phyles dealing with the production of
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explosives and simple weapons. For a successful strike on
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your target area, you will need the following:
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o Camouflage (dark clothing, mask)- To prevent discovery
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& Identification
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o A small bat or solid stick/bar - To eliminate peo-
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ple/dogs who get in
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the way & to increase
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destructive power
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o A small, "efficient" weapon - For serious emergen-
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cies only!
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(knives or mini-
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chucks are good)
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o Flashlight - So you can see what
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the phuck yer doin'
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o Several projectiles - To increase fire
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power and range
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( rocks or anything
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will do )
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o Smoke Bombs - A valuable tool,
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documented here after
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o FIRE - .......... A MUST!!!!
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o Explosives - Not compulsary for the
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job but they sure
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add a spark to the
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evening!
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o Spray Paint - To mark out yer
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territory & let the
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world know you were
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there.....
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o Lock Picks & a Bag - Just in case an easy
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target for theft
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presents itself while
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yer vandalizing.
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Now, in case you aren't up on the latest "do it yerself"
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weapons info. here are a few of my favourites.....
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Part A: Home-Made Weapons
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Mini-Chucks
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These little babies are easy to make and are easily
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concealable. All you need are a pair of those metal nut-
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crackers and a 2 foot length of chain. First, take the nut
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crackers and cut through the hinge with metal-shears, being
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sure to leave the rivets intact. Now open up the last link
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at each end of the chain and close them around the rivet
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shaft on the metal bars. HEY! Look what you've
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done....little nun-chakaus.
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Tennis Ball Bombs
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This is a great idea I picked up from the D.O.A.'s
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Anarchy Handbook. Cut a one inch slit in the tennis ball and
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stuff it full of wooden match-heads. (A little gunpowder
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adds to the effect) Once the ball is fimrly packed, it will
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detonate on contact with a solid surface pruducing large
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amounts of flame and flaming projectiles.
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Flaming Darts/ Exploding Darts
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Take ordinary darts and wrap an oil soaked strip of rag
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around the shaft. Then just light and throw. For an explod-
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ing dart, tie a cherry bomb to the shaft using a twist tie
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and light the fuse.
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Molocov Cocktail
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Fill a Pepsi bottle half way to the top with gasoline,
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insert a rag, light and throw....instant hell fire!
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Part B: Interesting Ideas
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Try out these nasty thoughts on yer local loser:
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Personalized Lawns
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Sure! Why not leave yer initials on the guys lawn using
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gasoline or weed-killer? Better yet, if yer artistic, a
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graphic picture of him pumping the local stray dog.....heh,
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long-lasting damage!
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Hose Through The Mail Slot
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Stick the end of the garden hose through the mail slot in
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his door, then crank the fawset and run like a fucker! If
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you do this at 3am, his house will be floating down the
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street before he even wakes up.
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Address Switching
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Use yer trusty screwdriver to switch address numbers and
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steal mailboxes throughout the neighborhood. Heh, if you
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find the right numbers, you can make three houses in a row
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with the same address, the phun part is when you order a
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party-size pizza to that address. (If you are really on the
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ball you can rip off the delivery car while Guido is walkin'
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from door to door).
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Part C: The Phun Part
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Once you have all yer equipment, yer ready to go. Easy
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targets are mail boxes, bird feeders, X-mas lights (when in
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season) and greenhouses. The weapon you will use most is the
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bat or steel bar you brought along in yer trusty Anarchist's
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bag. Remember to spray paint the traditional encircled "A"
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where ever you go to let the world know Anarchy is alive an'
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well. If you posess a slight sadistic streak, domestic pets
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can make amusing targets. The classic "cemeny shoes" is good
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to drown the neighboors cat in their pool. Fire can be used
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in countless ways to destroy almost anything. The good part
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is once you've set the fire, it will continue to do damage
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while you are runnin' to the next target. The interesting
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thing is when you are spotted and chased. Now you have to
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use some direct methods to evade capture. Start off mild by
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simply running. If they persist, create obstacles as you go
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by knocking things down in yer wake, jumpin' fences, cars,
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etc.. If that fails, try a few smoke bombs lobbed over yer
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shoulder to block their view....NO! Hmmmm well it's time to
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get serious because you smoke too much to stay ahead for
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long. Sooo, use the explosives....that should do it but if
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not, just turn around, whip out the projectiles or the
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weapon of yer choice an' just beat the livin' phuck out of
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`em. Now you can go home, being sure to spray paint an
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encircled "A" on Mr. Johnson's bleeding forehead...(heh, I
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doubt he'll chase you next time)
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