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"THE JOHNNY (FAT MAN) CAMPO BOMB"
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INGREDIENTS:
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* A LARGE EXPLOSIVE SUCH AS AN M-8 0 OR H-100.
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* A LARGE CYLINDRICAL CARDBOARD CONTAINER, SUCH AS THE KIND PLANTERS CHEESE
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BALLS OR KOOL-AID DRINK MIX, COMES IN.
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* SEVERAL CANS OF COMET CLEANSER. DON'T USE AJAX, IT'S NOT AS GOOD .
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* ROLL OF ELECTRICAL TAPE.
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PLANS: FILL THE CONTAINER HALF FULL OF THE COMET CLEANSER. POKE A ONE EIGTH
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INCH HOLE IN THE SIDE OF THE CONTAINER AT THE HALFWAY POINT. INSERT THE
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EXPLOSIVE CHARGE IN THE CENTER OF THE CONTAINER AND RUN THE FUSE THROUGH THE
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HOLE. (YOU MAY HAVE TO LENGHTEN TO FUSE.) POUR MORE COMET OVER THE EXPLOSIVE
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CHARGE TO THE TOP OF THE CONTAINER. PACK DOWN WELL. PUT LID BACK ON
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CONTAINER. REINFORCE THE LID AND BASE WITH THE TAPE. ADD THE "JOHNNY
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(FATMAN) CAMPO BOMB" NAME TO THE DEVICE AND YOUR DONE.
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WHEN YOU LIGHT THIS, RUN LIKE MAD (UNLESS YOU LOVE TO INHALE COMET), BECAUSE
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WHEN IT GOES OFF IT PRODUCES A HUGE EXPLOSION AND A MASSIVE GREEN CLOUD THAT
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DRIFTS & DRIFTS & DRIFTS. HAVE FUN,
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CESSPOOL COMPUTING
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****CALL THE MORGUE AT:(201)376-4462
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THE TROLL HOLE:(201)783-9232
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THE ARMOURY AT:(201)267-1207
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* A N O T H E R B O M B ! ! ! *
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* CHLOROX-DRAINO *
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* BY *
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* THE MORTICIAN *
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* SYSOP OF: *
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* THE MORGUE *
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* (201)376-4462 *
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I AM NOT TOO SURE ON HOW THIS WORKS BUT I AM PRETTY SURE THAT YOU CAN MAKE A
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REALLY POWERFUL BOMB BY TAKING A CAN OF DRAINO AND MIXING IT WITH CHLOROX. I
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THINK THAT THESE TWO COMPUONDS WILL SPONTANIOUSLY EXPLODE SO DON'T JUST POU R
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THEM TOGETHER. I THINK WHAT YOU DO IS GET THE DRAINO IN A CARDBOARD CAN AND
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THEN PUT IT IN A BUCKET OF CHLOROX AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN IS EITHER THE DRAINO OR
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CHLOROX WILL EAT THROUGH THE CARDBOARD AND THEY WILL MEET AND EXPLODE. YOU
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MIGHT WANT TO EXPERIMENT WITH THIS BY RIGGING IT UP SO YOU CAN CAUSE THE TWO TO
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COMBINE WHILE YOU STAND A DISTANCE A WAY. I RECCOMEND EXTREME CAUTION WITH
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THIS AND WEAR GOGGLES DEFINATELY.... JUST LIKE POUR SOME CHLOROX INTO A PAN
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AND THEN HAVE A CAN OF DRAINO WITH A STRING TIED TO IT SO YOU CAN MAKE IT SPILL
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INTO THE CHLOROX... BE CARE FULL. I DON'T NEED A LAW SUIT...
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***************************************
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S O D A B O M B S
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_______________________________________
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BY THE HOSER TYPED BY THE MORTICIAN (201)376-4462
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SUPPLIES: GRANULATED POOL CHLORINE (AT LEAST 75% CALCIUM HYPOCHLORITE)
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SUGAR WATER
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2-LITER SODA BOTTLE
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DIRECTIONS:
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TAKE A QUARTER OF CHLORINE AND PLACE IT IN AN EMPTY AND DRY 2-LITER BOTTLE.
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PUT THE SAME AMOUNT OF SUGAR AND PLACE IT IN THE BOTTLE TOO. PUT THE CAP ON
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AND THROW IT AWAY!!! (IT SPLATTERS ALL KINDS OF BLINDING AND NOXIOUS CHEMICALS
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WHEN IT GOES OFF. DISSOLVE IN THE WATER THEY WILL REACT WITH EACH OTHER. THE
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BOMB IS ABOUT AS LOUD AS AN M-80 BUT IT DOESN'T EXPLODE. STILL, STAY A WAY AND
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COME BACK THE NEXT DAY TO EXAMINE IT. IF IT DOESN'T WORK TRY ADJUSTING THE
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AMOUNTS OF SUGAR AND CHLORINE.
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------[=EXPLOSIVE PHUN=]-----
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----- BY -----
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---------[=CHRIS JONES=]-----------
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THESE PROJECTS ARE FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WOULD LIKE TO GET EVEN AT SOMEBODY, BUT
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YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO HURT THEM. JUST SCARE THE HELL OUT OF EM.
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----------[=IODINE CRYSTALS=]----------
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THESE LITTLE BEAUTIES ARE PRESSURE SENSITIVE SO THAT THE SLIGHTEST TOUCH WILL
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CAUSE A FAIRLY LOUD EXPLOSION. (ABOUT A FOURTH OF A FIRE CRACKER PER CRYSTAL)
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IT MAY NOT SEEM LIKE MUCH, BUT THERE ARE USALLY ABOUT 500 CRYSTALS IN A
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TEASPOON OF CRYSTALIZED IODINE. ALSO, WHEN THE FIRST ONE GOES OFF, IT WILL
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MOST LIKELY START A CHAIN REACTION AND CAUSE ALL OF THE OTHERS AROUND IT TO GO
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OFF TOO, WHICH WOULD CAUSE ALL OF THE OTHERS AROUND EACH ONE OF THOSE TO GO OFF
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ECT...
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MATERIALS:
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1. 1 BOTTLE OF IODINE CRYSTALS.
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2. 1 BOTTLE OF AMMONIA NITRATE
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INSTRUCTIONS:
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MIX 2 TEASPOONS OF CRYTALS WITH ABOUT 4 OUNCES OF AMMONIA. YOU MIGHT HAVE TO
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EXPIREMENT WITH THE MEASUREMENTS A LITTLE BIT TO SEE WHAT WORKS BEST.
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STIR UNTIL DISSOLVED, THEN POUR IT OVER THE AREA THAT YOU WANT TO TRAP.
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LET THE AMMONIA EVAPORATE SO ALL THAT WILL BE LEFT ARE THE TINY CRYSTALS.
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(THEY ARE ALMOST INVISIBLE) THEN, WHEN SOMEBODY STEPS ON OR SETS SOMETHING DOWN
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ON IT...
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******HE'LL SHIT IN HIS PANTS!!!*******
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-------------[=HAVE PHUN=]-------------
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WRITTEN BY CHRIS JONES.
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TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE BY JAMES MEEKER.
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-----------[=HOW TO MAKE=]------------
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----------[=CHLORINE GAS =]-----------
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--------[TYPED BY CHRIS JONES]---------
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MATERIALS:
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1. DRY TWO LITER BOTTLE
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2. MEASURING CUP
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3. CHLOROX BLEACH
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4. AMMONIA
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5. FUNNEL
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6. (OPTIONAL) GAS MASK
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PROCEDURE:
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1. PUT THE FUNNEL IN THE TWO LITER BOTTLE.
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2. POUR IN ONE-HALF CUP OF CHLOROX.
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3. POUR IN ONE-HALF CUP OF AMMONIA.
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4. PULL OUT THE FUNNEL FAST,,SCREW CAP ON LIGHTLY ON AND THROW FAR!!!!
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FOR ALL OF YOU THAT SCIENTIFICLY, WHAT HAPPENS IS ENOUGH CHLORINE GAS
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ACCUMILATES THAT IT EVENTUALLY BLOWS THE CAP OFF.
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--------------[=NOTE=]-----------------
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CHLORINE GAS CAUSES LEUMONIA WHICH IS PHNEUMONIA OF THE LUNGS. IT IS VERY
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PAINFUL AS WELL AS FATAL SO DON'T FUCK WITH IT TOO MUCH. AND MAKE SURE THAT
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YOUR DOG ISN'T AROUND WHEN YOU THROW IT AND TRYS TO GO GET IT.
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---------[=TYPED AND UPLOADED=]--------
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-----------------[=BY=]----------------
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------------[=CHRIS JONES=]------------
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TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE BY JAMES MEEKER.
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