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IMPROVISING BLACK POWDER
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BLACK POWDER, TERRORIST FUN, HARMLESS TERROR, ELECTRONIC TERROR AND FREE
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POSTAGE.
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BLACK POWDER
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BLACK POWDER CAN BE PREPARED IN A SIMPLE, SAFE MANNER. IT MAY BE USED AS
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BLASTING OR GUN POWDER.
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MATERIAL REQUIRED:
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POTASSIUM NITRATE, GRANULATED, 3 CUPS
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WOOD CHARCOAL, POWDERED, 2 CUPS
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SULFUR, POWDERED, 1/2 CUP
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ALCOHOL, 5 PINTS (WHISKEY, RUBBING ALCOHOL, ETC.)
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WATER, 3 CUPS
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CARBIDE BOMB
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THIS IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION.... OBTAIN SOME CALCIUM
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CARBIDE. THIS IS THE STUFF THAT IS USED IN CARBIDE LAMPS AND CAN BE FOUND
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AT NEARLY ANY HARDWARE STORE. TAKE A FEW PIECES OF THIS STUFF (IT LOOKS LIKE
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GRAVEL)AND PUT IT IN A GLASS JAR WITH SOME WATER. PUT A LID ON TIGHTLY. THE
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CARBIDE WILL REACT WITH THE WATER TO PRODUCE ACETYLENE CARBONATE WHICH IS
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SIMILAR TO THE GAS USED IN CUTTING TORCHES. EVENTUALLY THE GLASS WITH
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EXPLODE FROM INTERNAL PRESSURE. IF LEAVE A BURNING RAG NEARBY, YOU WILL
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GET A NICE FIREBALL!
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PORTABLE GRENADE LAUNCHER
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IF YOU HAVE A BOW, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU. REMOVE THE FERRULE FROM AN
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ALUMINUM ARROW, AND FILL THE ARROW WITH BLACK POWDER (I USE GRADE FFFF, IT
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BURNS EASY)AND THEN GLUE A SHOTSHELL PRIMER INTO THE HOLE LEFT WHERE THE
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FERRULE WENT. NEXT, GLUE A BB ON THE PRIMER, AND YOU ARE READY TO GO! MAKE
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SURE NO ONE IS NEARBY.. LITTLE SHREDS OF ALUMINIM GO ALL OVER THE PLACE!!
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AUTO TO EXHAUST FLAME THROWER
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FOR THIS ONE, ALL YOU NEED IS A CAR, SPARKPLUG, IGNITION WIRE AND A SWITCH.
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INSTALL THE SPARK PLUG INTO THE LAST FOUR OR FIVE INCHES OF THE TAILPIPEBY
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DRILLING A HOLE THAT THE PLUG CAN SCREW INTO EASILY. ATTACH THE WIRE
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(THIS IS REGULAR INSULATED WIRE) TO ONE SIDE OF THE SWITCH AND TO THE SPARK
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PLUG. THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SWITCH IS ATTACHED TO THE POSITIVE TERMINAL ON
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THE BATTERY. WITH THE CAR RUNNING, SIMPLY HIT THE SWITCH AND WATCH THE
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FLAMES FLY!!! AGAIN BE CAREFUL THAT ONE IS BEHIND YOU! I HAVE SEEN SOME OF
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THESE FLAMES GO 20 FEET!!!
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FREE POSTAGE!!
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THE INCREASING COST OF POSTAGE TO LETTERS AND PACKAGES IS BRINGING DOWN
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OUR STANDARD OF LIVING. TO REMEDY THIS DEPLORABLE SITUATION, SOME COUNTER
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CONTROL MEASURES CAN BE APPLIED. FOR EXAMPLE, IF THE STAMPS ON A LETTER ARE
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COATED WITH ELMER'S GLUE BY THE SENDER, THE CANCELLATION MARK WILL NOT
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DESTROY THE STAMP: THE ELMER/S DRIVES TO FORM AN ALMOST INVISIBLE COATING
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THAT PROTECTS THE STAMPS FROM THE CANCELLATION INK. LATER, THE RECEIVER
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IF THE LETTER CAN REMOVE THE CANCELLATION MARK WITH WATER AND REUSE
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THE STAMPS. FURTHERMORE, ECOLOGICAL SAVING WILL ALSO RESULT FROM RECYCLING
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THE STAMPS. HELP SAVE A TREE.
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THE GLUE IS MOST EFFICENTLY APPLIED WITH A BRUSH WITH STIFF, SHORT
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BRISTLES. JUST DIP THE BRUSH INTO THE GLUE AND SPREAD IT ON EVENLY,
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COVERING THE ENTIRE SURFACE OF THE STAMP. IT WILL DRY IN ABOUT 15 MIN.
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FOR MAILING PACKAGES, JUST FOLLOW THE SAME PROCEDURE AS OUTLINED ABOVE;
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HOWEVER, THE PACKAGE SHOULD BE AND CHECKED TO MAKE SURE THAT IT HAS
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THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF POSTAGE ON IT BEFORE IT IS TAKEN TO THE POST OFFICE.
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REMOVING THE CANCELLATION AND THE FROM THE STAMPS CAN BE EASILY ACCOMPLISHED
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BY SOAKING THE STAMPS IN WARM WATER UNTIL THEY FLOAT FREE FROM THE PAPER.
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THE STAMPS CAN THEN BE PUT ONTO A PAPER TOWEL TO DRY. PROCESSING
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STAMPS IN LARGE BATCHES SAVES TIME TOO. ALSO, IT MAY BE HELPFUL TO WRITE
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THE WORD 'ELMER' AT THE TOP OF THE LETTER (NOT ON THE ENVELOPE) TO CUE THE
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RECEIVING PARTY IN THAT THE STAMPS HAVE BEEN PROTECTED WITH THE GLUE.
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WE ALL KNOW THAT MAILING PACKAGES CAN BE EXPENSIVE. AND WE ALSO KNOW THAT
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THE HANDICAPPED ARE SOMETIMES DISCRIMINATED AGAINST IN JOBS. THE
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GOVERNMENT, BEING THE GENEROUS PEOPLE THEY ARE, HAVE GIVEN THE BLIND FREE
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POSTAL SERVICE.
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SIMPLY ADDRESS YOU ENVELOPE AS USUAL, AND MAKE ONE MODIFICATION. IN THE
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CORNER WHERE THE STAMP WOULD GO, IN (OR STAMP) THE WORDS 'FREE MATTER
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FOR THE BLIND". THEN DROP YOU OR LETTER IN ONE OF THE BLUE FEDRAL
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MAILBOXES. DO NOT TAKE THE LETTER TO THE POST OFFICE, OR LEAVE IT IN YOUR
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MAILBOX.
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SOUNDS VERY NICE OF THE GOVERNMENT TO DO THIS, RIGHT? WELL, THEY AREN'T THAT
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NICE. THE PARCEL IS SENT LIBRARY RATE, THAT IS BELOW THIRD CLASS. IT
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MAY TAKE FOUR TO FIVE DAYS TO SEND A LETTER TO JUST THE NEXT TOWN.
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THIS TOO IS QUITE SIMPLE, BUT LESS EFFECTIVE. PUT THE ADDRESS THAT YOU
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ARE SENDING THE LETTER TO AS THE RETURN ADDRESS. IF YOU WERE SENDING A
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$20 DONATION TO THE PIRATE'S CHEST, YOU WOULD PUT OUR ADDRESS (PO BOX 644,
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LINCOLN MA. 01773) AS THE RETURN ADDRESS.
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THEN YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE CARLESS AND FORGET TO PUT THE STAMP ON THE
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ENVELOPE. A NICE TOUCH IS TO PUT A BULLSHIT ADDRESS IN THE CENTER OF THE
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ENVELOPE. AGAIN, YOU MUST DROP THE LETTER IN A FEDRAL MAILBOX. IF THE
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POST OFFICE DOESN'T SEND THE LETTER THE RETURN ADDRESS FOR HAVING NO STAMP,
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THEY WILL SEND IT BACK FOR THE REASON OF "NO SUCH ADDRESS".
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EXAMPLE--
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PIRATES CHEST
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P.O. BOX 644
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LINCOL, MA.
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01773
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TOM BULLSHIT
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20 FAKE ROAD
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WHAT EVER, XX
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99851
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ONE LAST THING YOU MIGHT TRY DOING IS SOAKING A CANCELLED STAMP OFF OF AN
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ENVELOPE, AND GLUING IT ONTO ONE YOU ARE SENDING. THEN BURN THE STAMP,
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LEAVEING A LITTLE BIT TO SHOW THAT THERE WAS ONE THERE.
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FIREBOMBS
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MOST FIRE BOMBS ARE SIMPLY GASOLINE FILLED BOTTLES WITH A FUEL SOAKED RAG
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IN THE MOUTH (THE BOTTLE'S MOUTH, NOT YOURS). THE ORIGINAL MOLOTOV COCKTAIL,
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AND STILL ABOUT THE BEST, WAS A MIXTURE OF ONE PART GASOLINE AND ONE
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PART MOTOR OIL. THE OIL HELPS IT TO CLING TO WHAT IT SPLATTERS ON.
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SOME USE ONE PART ROOFING TAR AND ONE PART GASOLINE. FIRE BOMBS HAVE BEEN
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FOUND WHCIH WERE MADE BY POURING MELTED WAX INTO GASOLINE.
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MATCH HEAD BOMB
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SIMPLE SAFETY MATCH HEADS IN A PIPE, CAPPED AT BOTH ENDS, MAKE A DEVESTATING
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BOMB. IT IS SET OFF WITH A REGULAR FUSE A PLASTIC BAGGIE IS PUT INTO THE
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PIPE BEFORE THE HEADS GO IN TO DETONATION BY CONTACT WITH THE METAL.
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CUTTING ENOUGH MATCH HEADS TO FILL PIPE CAN BE TEDIOUS WORK FOR ONE BUT AN
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EVENING'S FUN FOR THE FAMILY IF YOU CAN DRAG THEM AWAY FROM THE TV.
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FUSE IGNITION FIRE BOMB
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A FOUR STRAND HOMEMADE FUSE IS USED FOR THIS. IT BURNS LIKE FURY. IT IS
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HELD DOWN AND CONCEALED BY A STRIP OF BENT TIN CUT FROM A CAN. THE EXPOSED
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END OF THE FUSE IS DIPPED INTO THE FLARE IGNITER. TO USE THIS ONE, YOU
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LIGHT THE FUSE AND HOLD THE FIRE BOMB UNTIL THE FUSE HAS BURNED OUT OF SIGHT
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UNDER THE TIN. THEN THROW IT AND WHEN IT BREAKS, THE BURNING FUSE WILL IGNITE
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THE CONTENTS.
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=/= GETTING EVEN =/=
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TO GET EVEN WITH AN EX TRADING OFFER TO SEND HIM THE NEWEST WARE BY
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MAIL. BUT BEFORE YOU DO THIS TAKE THE DISK OUT OF ITS JACKET AND DO THE
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FOLLOWING:
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TAKE A SMALL DISH AND POUR ACETONE (NAIL POLISH REMOVER) INTO IT. NOW GET
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LOTSA MATCHEADS AND PUT THEM IN IT. NOW PULVERIZE IT UNTIL YOU HAVE A
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SOMEWHAT GOOEY CONSISTENCY. THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BRUSH ON THE DISK IN A
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THIN LAYER BUT MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE A CLEAN AREA TO SHOW THRU THE ENVELOPE.
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NOW WHEN HE BOOTS IT, IT BOOTS HIM!!!
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Napalm
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About the best fire bomb is napalm. It has a thick consistancy,
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like jam and is best for use on vehilces or buildings.
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Napalms is simply one part gasoline and one part soap. The soap
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is either soap flakes or shredded bar soap. Detergents won't do.
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The gasoline must be heated in order for the soap to melt. The usual
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way is with a double boiler where the top part has at least a two-quart
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capicity. The water in the bottom part is brought to a boil and the double
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boiler is taken from the stove and carried to where there is no flame.
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Then one part, by volume, of gasoline is put in the top part and
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allowed to heat as much as it will and the soap is added and the mess is
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stirred until it thickens. A better way to heat gasoline is to fill
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a bathtub with water as hot as you can get it. It will hold its heat longer
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and permit a much larger container than will the double boiler.
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