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HOW TO GET STUFF FOR FREE, by ANONYMOUS
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Warning!
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This tutorial is for your information only! All actions described are highly
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illegal and the writer does not suggest that you do them! And, most important:
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Forget where you saw this (and who wrote it)!
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(~bullshit~)
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Sections
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The following tutorial will cover how to get the below free:
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1. Mail
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2. Electricity
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3. Super market goods
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4. Magazines
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5. Phones
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6. Misc.
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Mail
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Method 1: If you live in a 'backwater' town then simply put the stamp 1.5
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inches down from the right corner and the machine will miss it. However, newer
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machines check the whole envelope for them.
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Method 2: Put some tape on top of the stamp so that when the machine tries to
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cancel it won't come off on the stamp! Then whoever recieves it can peel off
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the tape (carefully!) and use the stamp again!
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Method 3: Put the address for the person you want to send it to in the left
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corner (return address). Now put a nonexisting address on the right. Don't put
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a stamp on it. Now, the post office will return the letter to the return
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address which is really the place you want it to go!
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Magazines
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Method 1: Go to a doctor's office, barber, or any place that has magazines.
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Find one you want to 'subscribe' to and take it (under your shirt, etc.). Now,
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when you get home peel off the subscriber label (has name, address) and send it
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to the publisher (says the address under the table of contents). With it
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enclose a letter saying that you are moving to and then give your address (or
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P.O. box). From then on the magazine will be sent to you! Normally they won't
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notice...
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Supermarket
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Method 1: Someday when you go to a supermarket go to the back of the build-
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ing into the 'employee only' section. There (hopefully) will be some price guns
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'lying around'. Now, slip one into your backpack that you just happen to be
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wearing!! Now comes the fun part! Go over to the item you want and make a
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price tag for it that's cheaper (make it realistic though) and you can now buy
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it at your own price! Dont forget, stamp a couple and help other citizens!
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Method 2: This works better in department stores than in grocery stores...
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First buy (legally!) an item and have it put in a bag. Now, throw it away or
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somehow get rid of it. Then, go back into the store and select an item you
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want. Stuff it in the bag and go to the cashier and say "I got this item as a
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gift and I want to return it for credit so I can buy it in a differnt model (or
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color)". She (or he) will give you the credit and now you buy whatever you want
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for free! (that wasn't that hard, was it?)
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Electricity
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Method 1: This method is very simple, just put a magnet over the power meter
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and it will slow it down. Don't forget to take it off before PG&E comes to
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check it!!!!!
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Method 2: This way will only work if you have a cheap source of gas. Hook up
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a generator to the wall socket but shoot the electricty the other way. This
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will make the meter go backwards!
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Misc.
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Method 1: Need some $$$? Go down yo your friendly vending machine and open
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it up! To do this buy some air-hardening clay. Then, pull it quickly out of
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the box and jam it into the vending lock. Make sure you keep it there a couple
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seconds and you now have the key! An advantage of this is if someone sees 'ya
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just crush the key as hard as you can and it will be just a lump of clay!
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Phones
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Note: This is to get free phones, not phone calls!
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Method 1: Go to a large hotel with a shopping bag and clip off a phone in the
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lobby. This is somewhat difficult as they are often locked down!
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Method 2: Go to a Holiday Inn or Sheraton and clip the Trimline phone from
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the elevator!
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Money
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Method 1: For every piece of American Currency there is a corrosponding
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foreign piece of lesser value. The following is a table of some:
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Quarters: Uruguayen 10 centismo
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Danish 5 ore
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Pervuian 20 centavo
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Mexican 10 centavo
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Icelandic 5 auran
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Dime: Malasian Penny
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Trinidad Penny
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#14 brass washer
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Name withheld to protect the Guilty
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