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Underground eXperts United
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[ Suicide! ] [ By THE GNN ]
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"The last freedom we have left is that we can end our
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lives at any point..."
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Life stinks, doesn't it? And what do you do if your girl have left you,
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the police are after you, the money is gone and everybody hates you?
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You kill yourself! I guarantee that you won't regret it! It takes
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only a second and after that... All problems are gone! And isn't it
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exiting to get a chance to know what happends next? And if there's
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nothing after life, so what? Death is like sleeping. Comfortable and
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silent...Just Do It!
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DIFFERENT METHODS:
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HANDGUNS:
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Very good and reliable. But you must know what you are doing. I have
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seen horrible mistakes when people have blown their stomach away
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and died slowly. There's ONLY ONE part of your body that kills you
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direcly and that's the head! If you have a small pistol, place it
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behind one of your ears and pull the trigger. With a larger gun,
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it can be difficult to reach the trigger. NEVER try to shoot by
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pulling the trigger with a stick or equal. You may slip, and miss
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the head, which can lead to bad results.
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HANGING:
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Avoid this method. Some people still belive that you die quick,
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because of a broken neck. False! If you don't jump from Empire
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State Building with a 100 metre rope you die from choking. And
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that takes a long time...
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POISON:
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With the right stuff this is a painless method. Just don't use
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cyanid, arsenik or other "strong" poison. They give you incredible
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pain for a while before you die. Instead, try 100 sleeping-pills.
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You fall asleep and never wake up. But there's a minor drawback -
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in many cases people regret their suicide when they have taken all
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pills which leads to confusion and PaNiC!
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JUMPING:
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This one is fun! But be sure to jump from a HIGH building.
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Otherwise it can lead to maiming and years in hospital. And that's
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not what you want, eh? The few seconds of flying are great, worth
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dying for! But if you only got a small building, be sure to land
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on the head to achive maximum death.
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PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES:
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Jumping infront of a locomotive is a good way of killing yourself.
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You are crushed to death in less than one second and will not feel
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anything. But you may ruin some other persons life by doing this.
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The driver of the locomotive can get marks for life in his
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mind when you are splattered all over his windscreen. If you care
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for other people - don't do it.
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Jumping infront of cars however is not so good. The driver of the car
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may braka and lower the chance of you dying. Instead, you will face
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months in hospital.
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If you own a car and think it's a good idea to die by crashing into
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something you are wrong! There's atleast 25% chance that you survive
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a few hours after the crash...
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Planes - forget it! Unless you don't own a plane yourself there's
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no way you can jump from another plane.
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DROWNING:
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Some people say that the worst way of dying must be drowning. Other
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people say that it must be the best. Floating around in zero-g you
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slowly pass away...or is it a terrible feeling to breath water and
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suddenly die after 1-2 minutes? Personally I wouldn't choose this
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method if I wanted to die.
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HEADBANGING
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Banging the head to the wall is very popular in prisons. However,
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this method only works if you are a strong person. Otherwise you will
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not achive enough speed and strenght to crush the skull and get
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lethal brain-damage. The person will in 9 cases of 10 slip into
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unconciousness before he has achived deadly damages.
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And that's all! I guess there are many more ways of suicide but I can't
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remember anymore - right now. Maybe I'll return with another textfile on this
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subject? Who knows? Ok, I hope I have given you some hints how to do it
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when you are tired of this low priority interuppt called Life!
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