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[] File #12 09-May-1991 by Sinister X []
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[] Neighborhood Terrorism Made Easy & Comments on Ultra Files []
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Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists
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Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord
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Welcome to yet another Ultra file. I have heard some comments about some files
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we have released in the past. I want to clear this up before Ultra puts out any
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more files. We are not a hack group. We are not a phreak group. There are just
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to damn many of those out there already. I am sick of seeing cheap text files
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stolen and rehashed then released claiming to be original. Fuckin pussies can't
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even think up something original. Fuck all loser groups who steal from others
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cause they suck.
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If Ultra happens to come across FRESH information on a computer hacking or
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phone phreaking topic we will turn it into an article, but thats not our main
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goal. We want to be fucking evil as hell and stimulate your mind into thinking
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about things most pussies consider wrong. I want to write a file to make the
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hair raise up on the back of your fucking neck when you realize that we are
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fucking sick and need to be put away.
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"If smoking crack makes you feel good, DO IT" Poison Clan 1990
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Well if it feels good do it. If you go to church every sunday and it gets your
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rocks off good. If you like to take rusty razor blades and slit a bitches
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throat while you are fucking her where her eyeball used to be go for it.
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Neighborhood Terrorism Made Easy.
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So it's now summertime and you need something to do since you don't have
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school in the morning. Here are some fun and interesting things you can do to
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entertain yourself over the summer.
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1) Zip Strip - also know as strip ez, paint remover, and many other names.
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Take a can either a half gallon or so and find your worst enemies car.
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Carefully slosh this shit all over the bumpers if it's a newer model.
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This will melt the plastic within a few hours time and fuck the car up.
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Take some and concentrate it on the top of the wheels. Make sure to get a
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good amount. This will also eat through the tires. Whatever you have left
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throw across the hood and roof or even paint designs on the car. It is best
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to by the expensive paste it works better and the results are outstanding.
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Cheap paint remover is not strong enough to melt the car. Do not drive by
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and try throwing this shit out of your window. It will spray back and fuck
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your car up as well. Walk to the car and do this.
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2) Water Balloons - yeah so what? Have you ever been really smacked by a water
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balloon? It hurt right? Well fill a bunch up and place then in a cooler or
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bucket and hop in the old automobile. Cruise around and find tragets to
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throw from a moving car. Like for example the fucking brats down the street
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who are fucking losers. Tag one of the up side the head at 35 miles an hour
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and watch them do a back flip from the impact. Speed up to 70 for a return
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hit and put them out of action for good. Next move on to a busy street and
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aim for open car windows. I busted a fat bitch in the head once and she
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wrecked her car into a brick mailbox. I almost died laughing at her. I know
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she shit her panties. Those balloons feel like gunshots when you get up the
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right amount of speed. Save a few for dogs and cats and joggers. Anything
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that is alive and moving is an open target.
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3) Cow tipping/Bum tipping - this one has dual targets but that is because of
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different environments. In the city you have bums and homeless to fuck with.
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In the country you have farm animals. At night when you see a cow, horse or
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any animal asleep standing up get some people and run up and knock the
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stupid fucker over. The expression on their faces when they wake up and are
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halfway to the ground is unforgettable. I won't get into sheep fucking that
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is another file... now for the bums. Take a camera and drive around and take
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pictures of the fucking drunks and scum of the earth. Hell you could even
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package them all and sell them or something. I have seen photograph shows
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devoted to shots of the homeless. While you take their picture talk to them.
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Some of the bums are even bold enough to ask for money for taking their
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picture. I usually get mad and knock them out. Which brings me to the next
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set of things you can do with bums. Beat the fuck out of them. Try a
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baseball bat, your fist, hell anything will do. If you are under 21 and want
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some alcohol have a bum get it for you in return for something for himself.
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Beat his ass after he gets you a six pack. Fuck him up real good and he
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might die. One less bum to roam the street. Real loud now... BOO HOO!
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4) BB Gun Fun - yeah all the kiddies have their red ryders packed away
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someplace safe. Well get that sucker out and prepare for fun. Hell the list
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of targets just begging to be tagged by a bb are endless. You can drive up
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and down the street for days shooting out windows. Car windows, picture
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windows, bay windows, store windows. Bus stops, street lights, porch lights,
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and even people make great targets. Most department stores sell air guns for
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under 50 bucks for some decent power. Anything shiny and breakable or
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anything moving or filled with blood is begging to be shot.
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5) Rocks / Eggs / Tomatoes / etc. - one of the oldest forms or terror is
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stuff. Everyone has been egged or throw eggs. Well i just thought i would
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make sure you didn't forget it is still a very easily obtained method of
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destruction. I like tomatoes myself, they explode just right on the sides or
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cars and the sound is pure extasy. Plus is brings a great response from the
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driver. Usually death threats. I always wait until they turn around or stop
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and nail them a few extra times just for the hell of it before i split the
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scene.
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6) Fireworks - yes the classic m80 in the mailbox. Well try a front porch that
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in recessed in the front of the house a few feet. This usually brings out
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a really good BANG and is always sure to piss someone off. Some well placed
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fire crackers in the dog house or back porch usually cause some fun also.
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For those with pools try the ones called jumping jacks. They go off
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underwater and sometime fly out of the pool adding to the effect. Next use
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bottle rockets for long distance assualts. These are good to launch over the
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house and bomb the people having a cookout or summer family reunion. If you
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really want to piss some people off use the whistling rockets in the middle
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of the night. They go for about 30 seconds and can be heard for miles.
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Try smoke bombs for causing wrecks. They are good placed in a tight curve
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where cars won't be able to see the smoke until they are right in it. You
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might also want to add obsticles or bomb the car as it slows down for the
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smoke with bottle rockets.
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7) Traffic Detours - It is very easy to get a few of those orange dunce caps
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things and a few barricades and block off a section of the road. Detour
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traffic so as to cause a gridlock. Make them all go in circles or lead them
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back the same direction thet just came from. This will piss people off
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really bad. Set everything up at night so the morning rush hour gets the
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full effect. Use rope or something to secure them in place or some dumbass
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will get out of his car and move them to ruin the fun.
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8) Trash Cans - My personal favorite. You need a driver and a co-pilot for this
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one. Find out when trash night is. Then prepare for some fun. Drive up to
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the plastic cans and have your friend lean out and grab ahold. Either drag
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it along side or if he is strong enough pick it up. Now you can pickup some
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speed and have him loosen the lid. Select a good target and let go. They
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make a nasty mess. Trash front lawns, streets, anything. On a good night i
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have taken every single plastic trash can out of my neighborhood and totally
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trashed a single persons yard. They had about 30 cans all across their front
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yard with trash everywhere. A note, metal ones will scratch your paint and
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are dangerous if you friend can't hold on they fuck the underside of your
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car up when you run them over. Only take plastic ones. The fancy ones on
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wheels are a blast. Get one of those suckers placed right and they will roll
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all the way down a driveway or to a front porch and crash, they tip over
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sending the contents dumping out. One note, trashcan owners get very pissed
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if they catch you in the act. I had some guy try to punch me as i drove off
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with his can. I pulled the lid off and did a captain america on his face
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with it and escaped.
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Well i hope you enjoy these ideas. I will finish this file up in a few more
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parts sometime in the near future. If you have something you want me to add i
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will throw it in the next part of this series.
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Copyright (c) Sinister X / Ultra 1991 You know where to find us.
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Downloaded From P-80 International Information Systems 304-744-2253 12yrs+
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