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133 lines
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Things That Go 'BOOM' and Other Stuff That Rulez
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Issue One
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Written by
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Cerberus
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Count Zero
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Shroud of Deception
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Gut Shoveler (Gutz)
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616.775.2945
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4-03-94
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WARNING: Don't try this at home. If you're stupid enough to try any of this
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shit, we're not responsible. We aren't gonna pay your hospital bills because
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you blew off your thumb. We'll just laugh at you. WE AREN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR
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ANY DAMAGES CAUSED BY USE OF ANY OF THE MATERIAL PRESENTED IN THIS FILE.
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WD bomb:
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Of all the cheap homemade bombs available, the WD bomb is one of the coolest.
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If you're lucky, you can even get a nice mushroom cloud with this bomb.
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Ingedients:
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1 FULL can of WD-40 (or any compressed flammable substance)
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1 tube of rubber cement
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1 lighter (or match)
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1 bb gun (can be reused)
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1 bb (can be reused if you're stupid enough to spend the time to find it)
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Directions:
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Put the WD can down on the ground. Cover it with the rubber cement. Or, if
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you're too cheap to use rubber cement, start a fire on and around it (a Chud
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variant is good for this.) Then, light the rubber cement. If you got the
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good kind of cement, it should burn well. Now, get the hell away and shoot
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it with the bb gun. See, we told you it ruled.
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Chud:
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Chud is a simple long burning high heat small flame material. It can be
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used to replace rubber cement in the WD bomb. Chud is the gas mixture,
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however, several different mixtures exist and are specifically named. By
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the way, this shit is hard to put out. I should know, I once kicked a
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mixture of this under someone's shed.
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Ingredients:
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2/3 flour
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1/3 flammable liquid
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Directions:
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Put the flour and flammable liquid in a cup. Stir until the mixture has a
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dogh-like texture. You may need to adjust the ratios of the flour and the
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flammable liquid.
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Flammable Liquids:
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As stated above, Chud has several variants. The gas mixture (plain Chud) is
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recommended because of its high flammability and low cost. However, in
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certain cases Chud may not be the best mixture. Here is a list of
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substitutions for the gas:
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Gas - Chud
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Oil - Chug
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Anti-freeze - Chuff
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Anything else - Chuz
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Works Bomb:
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Most everyone has heard of the Works (or hydrochloric acid) bomb. Well, we
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figured we'd reprint it for the sake of those who don't know about it. The
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Works bomb is just a simple pressure bomb. You put two materials that
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react with each other (in this case, hydrochloric acid and tin foil) in a
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container (in this case, a two liter bottle) and the pressure builds up
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until the container makes a really big 'BOOOOOM.' Someone I knew did this
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in a forest right next to a little league baseball team while they were
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practicing. The bomb exploded and sounded so loud that the coach (from over
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100 yards away) thought it was a gun shot and had the little league players
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lay on the ground for 10 minutes. Pretty realistic, huh? Well, the problem
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is that you don't tell the bomb when to go off. The bomb goes off when it
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damned well pleases (well actually when there's so much pressure in the
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container.) So, you may have to do it a few times and try to get the same
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amounts of tin foil and Works in the bottle to get an estmate of the time
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it takes (usually greater than 5 minutes.)
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Ingredients:
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1 plastic two liter bottle (gets blown to shreds)
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some amount of hydrochloric acid (Works toilet bowl cleaner)
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some amount of tin foil
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Directions:
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Put the tin foil in the bottle. Then, pour the Works into the two liter and
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get the cap on as quickly as possible. Don't be afraid, you have a little
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while to run. As I said above, you will have to play around with the
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amounts of tin foil and Works you use. Generally, don't fill the bottle
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over 1/3 with the combination of both. Don't stand within 15 feet when it
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goes off. I heard of someone blowing off thier hand by holding one of
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these (there are some real dumbasses, aren't there?)
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Liquid Nitrogen Bomb:
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The Liquid Nitrogen bomb is simply a varient of the Works bomb. For those
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that don't know, liquid nitrogen is that really cold shit (like 74 degrees
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Kelvin.) You can get it at most Chemistry labs. The bomb explodes because
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as the Liquid Nitrogen warms up, it gets bigger until there's enough
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pressure to blow up the bottle. The Liquid Nitrogen bomb is probably the
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coolest pressure bomb easily available.
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Ingredients:
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1 plastic two liter bottle
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a little less than 2 liters of liquid nitrogen
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Directions:
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Put the liquid nitrogen in the bottle. Close the top real tight. Run like
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hell. It should take about 5-15 minutes for the bomb to go off.
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Dry Ice Bomb:
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The Dry Ice bomb is yet another variation of the Works bomb.
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Ingredients:
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1 plastic two liter bottle
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some dry ice
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some water
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Directions:
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Put the dry ice and water into the bottle. Close the top really tight.
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Run like hell. It should take a little while for the bomb to go off.
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Molotov Cocktail:
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The Molotov Cocktail is a long range gasoline delivery system. It also
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makes a very nice fire where ever it hits. By the way, the people who
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wrote the CyberPunk 2020 RPG game thought Molotovs were so cool, the
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combat rules for using them are listed on page 111 in the CyberPunk 2020
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rule book.
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Ingredients:
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1 glass bottle (MUST be glass)
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1 rag (a tampon is better if you can get one)
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1 lighter (or match)
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some duck tape (the good kind)
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some gas (enough to fill the bottle)
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Directions:
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Fill the glass bottle with the gasoline. Then, soak the rag (or tampon) in
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gasoline. Fit the rag into the opening in the bottle. Tape the rag there
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with the duck tape (that's why you need good duck tape.) After you have
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assembled the cocktail, light the rag (or tampon), throw it, and run the
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hell away. See, we told you it ruled.
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Further issues to come....
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