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Things That Go 'BOOM' and Other Stuff That Rules
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Tenth Anniversary Issue!
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Written by:
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Crimson Jihad (formerly Case)
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Shadows of the Condemned (formerly Cerberus)
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Watson
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Fourth of July, Ninteen Hundred Ninety Five
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Table Of Contents:
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1. BOOM Disclaims Everything! - Yes, it's the stupid disclaimer
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2. BOOM Subscriptions - You can finally have Boom delivered
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3. BOOM Introductions - The introduction to our tenth ann. issue
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4. BOOM! - Learn how to blow your arm off in interesting new ways
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5. BOOM Red Boxes - Yes that's right, we'll tell you how to red box
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6. BOOM Arrested? - Two Boom writers nabbed on felony charges
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7. BOOM Gets Pissed - A few people to annoy
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8. BOOM In The Woods - Our surprising discovery on the top of a hill
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9. BOOM Reads The News - Yes folks, the writers of Boom can read
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10. BOOM Talks To Watson - Yes, your favorite pothead speaks
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11. BOOM Gets Mail! - Yeah, this cool Garry guy wrote to us
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12. BOOM Index - An index of all our articles from issues 1-9
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13. BOOM Conclusion - Hmm... I wonder
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BOOM Issue 10 - Part 1 - BOOM Disclaims Everything
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WARNING: Use of the information presented in this publication is not very
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wise. You could inadvertently blow up many things: yourself, your arm, your
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house, your neighborhood, your neighbor, or your school. Use these
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instructions with great caution. WE, THE AUTHORS OF BOOM, ARE NOT
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RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGES CAUSED BY THE MISUSE OF ANY AND ALL INFORMATION
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PRESENTED IN THIS FILE. THIS IS PRESENTED "FOR INFORMATIVE PURPOSES ONLY!"
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BOOM Issue 10 - Part 2 - BOOM Subscriptions
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You can now finally subscribe to Boom. All you have to do is send mail
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to >-NEWS@MATCH.ORG-< saying you want to be put on the mailing list. The
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list is not automated, so there are no strict guidelines of what your letter
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must look like. Feel free to (in fact, please) include suggestions,
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constructive criticism, letters (if we get enough letters we may have a
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letter section next issue) or compliments (if you think Boom is good...
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please don't lie just to make us happy :) We would also like to thank those
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of you who received this issue from our mailing list. If it wouldn't have
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been for your responses to our posts in chat rooms and message areas, we may
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have scrapped the idea in the first place. If you are getting this mag from
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a friend, off ftp, or off a BBS and you have an internet mailing address,
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please subscribe. This let's us keep track of our circulation.
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BOOM Issue 10 - Part 3 - BOOM Introductions
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Welcome back to Boom. After taking more than one month off, we have
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finally decided to start up the presses once again. Since last May, many
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things have changed. Gut's Shroud of Deception was shut down. Then, Black
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Crow started up and shut down after less than a month. After Black Crow,
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Watson started Center of Darkness. This board was pretty good, but his
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parents ordered him to shut it down. Finally, Jimmy the Thief (handle:
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Zeek, more about him later) started a board called the Viper's Den. This
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pathetic piece of shit will hopefully be shut down by the State Police when
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they put him in prison for a few months (more about that later too.) Now,
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Gut and Yavo are thinking about putting up boards... oh well, Boom can
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probably survive without a local home board for a while.
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In addition, two of the more devoted readers of Boom, Sophere and
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Bladesinger have left for college. We hope they are able to get on the
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Boom mailing list wherever they are and continue to provide suggestions and
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comments as they did with issues 1-9.
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A lot has happened to the authors too. In late May of last year Shadows
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and Crimson Jihad almost killed themselves with Chlorine gas (it was an
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accident, really!) But that incident did allow us to write a very simple
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recipe for making one of the deadlier gases known to man, which will appear
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later in this issue. But most importantly, Crimson Jihad, Watson, Jimmy the
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thief, and Braindead were arrested for vandalism and larceny (the latter
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charge is completely undeserved, but they got charged with it anyway.) This
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may bring about the sale of Watson's computer and most probably the shutting
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down of Jimmy the thief's piece of shit board.
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A lot has happened in the real world too, but I figure most of you
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readers either already know about it or don't give a damn at all, so I won't
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spend too much time on that area. But there is one interesting thing. The
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Oklahoma City bombing... NOT done by an Arabian. This came to a surprise
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to me too, but it figures, in this time of uncertainty it is completely
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natural to have a country's own citizens fighting against it. But, this is
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also very bad. Our citizens are wealthier and more educated than most other
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countries. This makes their attacks all the more harmful. Other people
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realize how bad this is too. This even affected Erik Bloodaxe, editor of
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Phrack, one of the most respected hackers of our time. Just in case you
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didn't catch it here is what he said in Phrack 47:
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"The last controversy surrounding this issue came at the last possible
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second. In the several years that I've been publishing Phrack, we've
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received all kinds of files, but remarkably, I've never really received any
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"anarchy" files. However, in the last several months I've been inundated
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with files about making bombs. There were so many coming in, that I really
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couldn't ignore them. Some of them were pretty damn good too. So I
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figured, I'll put several of them together and put in ONE anarchy file as a
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kind of tongue-in-cheek look at the kind of stupidity we have floating
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around in the underground.
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Then the bomb went off in Oklahoma City.
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Then Unabomb struck again.
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Then the politicos of the world started spouting off about giving the
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federal law enforcement types carte blanche to surveil and detain people who
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do things that they don't like, especially with regards to terrorist like
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activities.
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Normally, I don't really give a damn about possible repercussions of my
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writing, but given the political climate of the day, I decided that it would
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really be stupid for me to print these files. I mean, one was REAL good,
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and obviously written by someone who learned "British" English in a non
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English-speaking country. I mentioned my concerns to an individual who
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works with the FBI's counter-terrorism group, and was told that printing the
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file would probably be the stupidest thing I could possibly do in my entire
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life...PERIOD.
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So the file is nixed. I really feel like I'm betraying myself and my
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readership, for giving into the underlying political climate of the day, and
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falling prey to a kind of prior-restraint, but I really don't need the
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grief. I'm on enough lists as it is, so I really don't need to be the focus
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of some multi-jurisdictional task-force on terrorism because I published a
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file on how to make a pipe bomb over the Internet. (Hell, I'm now even on
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the Customs Department's list of ne'er-do-wells since someone from Europe
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thought it would be funny to send me some kind of bestiality magazine which
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was seized. Thanks a lot, asshole, whoever you are.) Obviously, the media
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think the net is some kind of hotbed for bomb-making info, so I'm usually
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the first to satisfy their most warped yellow-journalistic fantasies, but
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not this time.
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I really hate what I see coming because of the mess in Oklahoma. If the
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American government does what I suspect, we will be seeing a major
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conservative backlash, a resurgence of Hoover-esque power in the FBI,
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constitutional amendments to limit free speech, and a bad time for everyone,
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especially known-dissenters and suspicious folk like yours truly. Be very
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afraid. I am."
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Phrack giving in to the authorities... my what a different world we live
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in than just a few years ago when Erik would have most probably have just
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said "fuck it" and published the anarchy shit anyway. Well, I guess
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everyone will just have to get a new favorite h/p/a mag. Oh, and thanks for
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the "kind of stupidity we have floating around in the underground" crack.
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Let me think... you clear your articles through the F.B.I. That clearly
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makes you part of the underground. Right Erik?
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Boom Issue 10 - Part 4 - BOOM!
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C-4:
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Materials:
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heat source
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battery hydrometer
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large Pyrex or steel enameled container
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potassium chloride
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Instructions:
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Take one gallon of bleach and place it in the container and begin heating
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it. While this solution heats, weigh out 63 grams potassium chloride, add
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this to the heated bleach. Bring this solution to a boil and boil until
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white fumes appear. When checked with a hydrometer the reading is 1.3, (if
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battery hydrometer is used, it should read FULL charge.) When the reading is
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1.3 take the solution and let it cool in the refrigerator until it is
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between room temperature and 0 degrees Celsius. Take out the crystals that
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have formed and save them. Boil this solution again and cool as before.
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Filter and save the crystals. Take these crystals that have been saved and
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mix them with distilled water in the following proportions: 56 grams per 100
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milliliters distilled water. Heat this solution until it boils and allow to
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cool. Filter the solution and save the crystals the form upon cooling. The
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crystals should be relatively pure potassium chlorate. Powder these to the
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consistency of face powder and heat gently to drive off all moisture. Melt
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five parts Vaseline and five parts wax. Dissolve this in white gasoline,
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(camp stove gasoline), and pour this liquid on 90 parts potassium chlorate,
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(the powdered crystals from above), in a plastic bowl. Knead this liquid
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into the potassium chlorate until completely mixed. Allow all the gasoline
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to evaporate. Place this explosive in a cool dry place. Avoid friction,
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sulfur, and phosphorus compounds.
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AND I MEAN AAVVOOIIDD SULFUR
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Tennis Ball Bomb:
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Materials:
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A Tennis Ball
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A Knife
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Several boxes of wooden matches (not safety matches)
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Hockey Tape
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Gunpowder
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A Sparkler
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Flint
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Directions:
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1) Cut a small round hole in the ball with the knife 2) Take the flint
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(the kind used for flip-top lighters) and crush it into a powder 3) Separate
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the wire handle from the sparkler and grind it up 4) Mix the flint and
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sparkler powder together with gunpowder 5) Pour the mixture into the tennis
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ball 6) Cut off the match-heads and pack the ball with them until you can't
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fit anymore into it. 7) Use the tape to cover the hole completely 8) The
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grenade will explode on contact with any solid surface, producing large
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amounts of flame and flaming projectiles. 9) [optional] For a delayed blast
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grenade, insert a dry fuse into the hole before you tape it up.
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These babies are easy to make, light weight, concealable and do plenty
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of damage for their size....in general, a kick-ass weapon. You can make
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dozens of them for hours of enjoyment.
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Chlorine Gas:
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Materials:
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Works(TM) Toilet Bowl Cleaner
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Chlorine Bleach
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Directions:
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You ever noticed how Works says "Do NOT mix with chlorine bleach"? Well,
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to make chlorine gas you simply do that... mix the chlorine bleach and
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Works. We're not exactly sure of the ideal ratio, we never did much testing
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after it almost killed us. Be careful with this shit, in ideal (or, wait,
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that wouldn't be ideal would it?) conditions two good breaths will kill you
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(or anyone else).
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Boom Issue 10 - Part 5 - BOOM Red Boxes
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Ah, red boxing, the art of getting free payphone calls by tricking the
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machine into thinking you inserted money (while you actually just played a
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tone). Most people, especially those dumbasses like Norm, completely ignore
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this box as bullshit, like most everything you read in the h/p/a world (i.e.
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the infamous Blotto box). Many of the others, who would like to try red
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boxing, are discouraged by the illusion that it is hard (and the lack of
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clear instructions, oh and the lack of balls). But, as we will show you...
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it's easy, it's effective, and pisses the TelCo company off real good.
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Boom has learned from many other sources (you see, we have no first hand
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experience how to do this [we've never done it ourselves {you see, we don't
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have payphones here officer}]). "Red box? My shoes came in an orange box.
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I have no idea of what you speak. I am colorblind... I wouldn't know a red
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box from a blue box officer. I don't use payphones, they cost too much.
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Besides, I've never really figured out which end the quarter goes in, and I
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don't know Morse code, so it wouldn't be of much use anyway."
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OK enough bullshit.. lets go through Boom's step by step red boxing
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tutorial. What is red boxing? Well red boxing is simply taking a li'l box,
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walking up to a pay phone, and playing pre-recorded (or generated) tones.
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These tones, which are the same ones the pay phone makes when a quarter is
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inserted, are accepted by the pay phone as quarters. Simple huh? In fact,
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to no be able to do it you have to live in New York and be named Garry (read
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on).
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Here is the 5 step process in red boxing:
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1. Go to Wal-Mart, K-Mart, etc. and purchase a digital recordable memo
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recorder. This should run you about $20. If you are unable to swing that,
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a Hallmark recordable greeting card will also work, these are about $5.
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2. Record the tones. Go to a pay phone with an extra loud speaker (or use
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Blue Beep), and record the tones as you drop quarters in (of course, press
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the coin return lever so you get these back.)
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3. Dial the operator. Say "fuck you." Or wait, don't do that quite yet
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(save it for when they figure out what you're doing.) Ask for information,
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and remember to say "please." Give information the number that you wish to
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call. Wait for the pre-recorded message saying "please deposit x cents to
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be connected to the number."
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4. After the message has been played, hold the speaker of your red box up
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to the microphone of the phone and play your tones. Do not hold the speaker
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to close to the microphone as this sometimes causes distortion and will
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cause you to be routed to the operator. If this happens, you can then say
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fuck you.
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5. Talk to the person you are calling.
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I hope you enjoy this free calling card. If you can't do it, then you
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don't deserve the free calling.
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Boom issue 10 - Part 6 - BOOM Arrested?
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What happens when your rip off a pop machine? Give up? A loser that you
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took along with you narcs on everybody and leaves key evidence behind, or at
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least that's the way it went with me. Crimson Jihad and I [Watson] decided
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to try to rip off a pop machine with the 'salting` technique. Crimson had
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read about it in the paper a while back, and we wanted to try it for
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ourselves. Some friends of ours were in town (people from a local BBS we
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hadn't met before) so we took them along. The one 20 year old, who we will
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refer to as dumbass informed Crimson and I that he had successfully done it
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before so we decided to put him in charge and watch. When we arrived at the
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pop machine (Notice I'm not saying Soda Machine because I'm not a freak from
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Michigan' Upper Peninsula, or the dumb ass cop who I had to make a statement
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to.) we tried to just pour the salt water (or salt solution as the cops so
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brilliantly put it) into the machine but going straight from the mouth of
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the 20 oz container we were using, into the coin slot appeared to work like
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shit. Dumbass had the idea to funnel the salt water into the machine. Ok
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good idea, but who's got a funnel ? Crimson has a funnel, ok so it's a
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glossy CPR card that he folded into a funnel. Dumbass stuck it into the
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coin slot and poured the salt water in. Wow... after about 30 mins believe
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it or not.... NOTHING happened... [wow big surprise] We decided to give up
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after receiving 35 million new mosquito bites. After taking Dumbass and his
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friend back to the place we met them we (Crimson and I) drove around and
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went home) [No he went home and I went home, not the same house don't be a
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pervert] The next day, while I was enjoying the day watching a movie with a
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female friend of mine <it's Brea, does that really count?>, in a good mood,
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Shadows pops over to ruin everything (thanks Shadows I still appreciate
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that). Shadows informed me that Crimson had just got nabbed by the cops.
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So I finished the day in paranoia waiting for the cops to come. Well my
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friendly cops decide to pop over three fucking days later. [Thank you
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lovely pigs] Apparently [I learned at the police station] Crimson's CPR card
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(with his name, address etc on it...) was left curled in the pop machine.
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The cops that had visited him the day before learned everything their was to
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know from Crimson... including my name, and the fact that I was the driver.
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Well to get right down to the point and stop wasting your time. I was
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charged with felony malicious destruction of private property, and a felony
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account of larceny. (G fun) Crimson just received malicious destruction of
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property. Gosh our cops must be really smart, ok the destruction part I can
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understand cause I guess we fucked up the machine good, but where does the
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larceny come from? We weren't even successful in ripping it off. Oh well
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live and learn. I now await my court date to see just how much I owe...
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although I'm not scared.. I'm still a minor and two felonies at age 16 is
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no reason for going ballistic. [at least my opinion]. However I guess
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dumbass was already on probation, and like I said he is 20... so I don't
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think he will be getting off as lucky. The reason why I call him dumbass is
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simply because he left the card behind. I don't know him well enough to
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form a real opinion of him. I will leave you with these words: "If you
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think your never gonna get caught your wrong, you will get caught
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eventually, if you want to let that stop you from doing bad, it might not be
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a bad thing, if your a true anarchist at heart your still gonna cause chaos,
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you are the only one that can make that choice, but always keep in mind the
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consequences, and MOST important of all..... Drink, Drive, Live, Fuck, and
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Smoke Pot" -Watson's Words of Wisdom
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Boom issue 10 - Part 7 - BOOM Gets Pissed
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There's really only one person to annoy this issue and that's (obviously)
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Jimmy the Thief. His handle is Zeek, he's 20, and he lives with his
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parents. He used to run a pathetic board called Viper's Den (although at
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one time the message menu ANSI said "Niper's Den"). He blew up a driver's
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ed car a few years ago and got busted for it. Then, within the last year,
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he stole computers from a local computer store where he worked and tried to
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sell them to the other local computer store. The owner of the computer
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store that he tried to sell the computers to told the police, but they never
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got enough evidence to arrest him. Hopefully he'll get what he diserves
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from the pop machine incident. Only a moron would leave such blatant
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evidence at the scene of a crime.
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Boom issue 10 - Part 8 - BOOM In The Woods
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ON a recent nature hike (wait, no, that's not it... let's call it an
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animal hunt, in city limits of course) Watson and Shadows discovered a shack
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in the middle of of the woods on top of a big hill. At first, Watson
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thought it would be a good place to throw a party, but the pot screwed with
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his depth perception and it actually turned out to be 5' by 5'. The shack
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was equipped with more power than both our blocks and had a 50 - 100' ham
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antenna on top of it. One can only that ham equipment lays inside, but
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Watson and Shadows have not had the time to confirm this belief, hopefully
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we'll give a full report next issue. What we can't figure out is what the
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hell it's doing up there and who the hell uses it. It says on the outside
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that it is property of the United States Government, more specifically the
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U.S. Department of Agriculture. It also offers a whooping $25-$50 reward
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for information leading to a conviction of anyone who breaks inside it.
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Anyone have any clue what it's use is? If you do, please write us.
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Boom issue 10 - Part 9 - BOOM Reads The News
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Headline: EPA seizes radioactive material from teen
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Date: July 1, 1995
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DETROIT - Chemical charts rather than posters of rock stars or sports
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heroes adorned the walls of the teen's hideaway. Officials say the
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18-year-old scientist was gathering radioactive materials in a back yard
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shed used as his makeshift laboratory.
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This week, workers from the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency wearing
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protective gear came to remove the shed in a quiet residential area in Union
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Lake, 27 miles from Detroit.
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"He was trying to isolate all the elements on the periodic table," said
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Jack Barnette, an EPA radiation expert.
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The teen, who the EPA refused to name, found slightly radioactive
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materials from common household items that were burned and crushed until
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concentrated.
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He also had some radium.
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"It's not clear where he got that from," Barnette said.
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This kid rules. If anyone knows him, please ask him if he would like to
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write for Boom. Chemical geniuses are cool.
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Headline: Engler unveils plan For Michigan information network
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Date: July 1, 1995
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LANSING - Get ready to cruise the Web, Michigan!
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Gov. John Engler unveiled his plan Friday to create the Michigan
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Information Network and said his goal is to lure everyone in the state onto
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the Internet.
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"This plan - when fully implemented - will help the state of Michigan and
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our schools travel and explore the information superhighways of the 21st
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Century," the governor said.
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Engler acknowledged that he has not delved into the Internet, but plans
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to start now that his office has a World Wide Web page. That also was
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unveiled Friday.
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"We will get him cruising the Web very quickly," said a smiling Rick
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Inatome, the chairman of the Inacom Corp. Inatome will serve as the
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chairman of the MIN advisory board.
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Engler said the information network will link each public school,
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community college, state university, independent nonprofit college, and
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library. And that network will grow to include information from state
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agencies and departments.
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Some of that is available now, but much more will be added this fall as
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network links are made to the state's new integrated computer system, said
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John Kost, the state's chief information author and main creator of the MIN
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plan.
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Engler first called for the creation of the MIN in his 1993 State of the
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State address. The Legislature, as part of the Proposal A package in 1993,
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required the Department of Management and Budget to prepare a MIN plan by
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Friday.
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The governor said it is designed to be a world-class, interactive video
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and data access and exchange system. He said it is a must for Michigan's
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students, businesses, and citizens.
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"Technology is changing so fast, we can barely keep up with what's on the
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information superhighway," he said. "But while the information age is
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speeding toward us, many of Michigan's schools, libraries, hospitals, and
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businesses don't appear to see it coming.
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"And that - ultimately - will make Michigan less competitive. Make no
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mistake, telecommunications technology has the power to bring us information
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and resources from around the world instantaneously and cost effectively."
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The governor also signed an executive order to create the Office of the
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Michigan Information Network. That will consolidate different offices and
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functions in state government and carry out the recommendations of the MIN
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plan.
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Inatome said 40 percent of Michigan homes already had a home computer and
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said the world's growing computer network had a staggering potential.
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"We're talking about a complete re-invention, not just of the way we
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learn, but the way our economy moves, the way our politics relate, the way
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we heal people," he said.
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To get to Michigan's home page on the World Wide Web use this:
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http://www.migov.state.mi.us.
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Recently I read an editorial about this kind of shit. People who don't use,
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or even know how to use, the Internet wanting all these people who know even
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less to get Internet access. I'm sorry, the internet was not mentioned in
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the Bill of Rights. Everyone does NOT need to have it, in fact, everyone
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should not have it! I personally liked the system we had back in the late
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80s, or even two years ago, where the Internet was shrouded in mystery; if
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you could get on, you could do anything you wanted to. The ftps were never
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crowded, telnet rarely refused your connections, and the chat was meaningful
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and interesting. Even look at America On-line. This winter, if you wanted
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to trade warez you went to private room "warez." The room was never full and
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only hit 20 users on good days. Most people at least recognized everyone
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else's handles, and it wasn't too uncommon to develop friendships. Now,
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"warez" is almost always full and on bust days one will usually have to
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settle for "warez 5." That's over 100 damned people! Modems should require
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some kind of licensing, like HAM radios.
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Boom issue 10 - Part 10 - BOOM Talks To Watson
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Ya know what bugs me, well lots of stuff, but you know what bugs me to the
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point that I'm going to write about it? Teachers! [Yes teachers in
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general, but more so teachers that have never done anything wrong in their
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life and follow the school hand book like the bible.] Well I guess they
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can't follow it because it doesn't really move except for the earths orbit
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but I guess they are (or should) be moving along with it in that case. I
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had a run in with one such teacher the other day during my joyful day at
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summer school. His name is Mr. Gofucksomeone... (Well that's his loving
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student donated nick name) his real name being Mr. Gullekson or something
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close to that. After seeing that I had slept through half of class and
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talked through a third of the remaining he called me out in the hall. The
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conversation that went on is that of the following [Almost quoting, any
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deviation is do to my failing memory]
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MR. G "Chris, are you high on anything today?"
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WATSON (aka Chris) "..................no?" at which point I was shocked and
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appalled to think he could even mention something like that... me Watson!
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stoned!? G's what nerve!
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MR. G "Chris how long have we been in here now"
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WATSON "You mean like .........today?"
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MR. G "No all together since the beginning of summer school"
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WATSON ".....Oh.......uh.... I dunno...... what's today?"
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MR. G "Today is Wednesday"
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WATSON "...oh.......uh... what day did school start?"
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MR. G "Chris you rely on to many people to help you, why don't you think
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for yourself"
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By this time I was wanting to say fuck you buddy and be done with it but I
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decided to continue appearing to be fucked in the head and replied with
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WATSON "Uhh... I think it's Monday .............right?"
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MR. G "[NOD]"
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WATSON "Ok... so that's.............. uuh......... 2.. no 3 days?!?!"
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MR. G "[Odd look]
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WATSON "And we are here how many hours a day?"
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MR. G "How many hours do YOU think?"
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Wanting to reply with "Too many", I said
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WATSON "Uhh I dunno what time do we get here?"
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MR. G "8:00"
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WATSON "What time do we go home?"
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MR. G "11:00"
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WATSON "Oh ok...... so that's like.................................
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.............[Very long pause wait for Mr. G to almost interrupt and then
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say]... I dunno whatever 3 x 3 is..."
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MR G. ".. [I interrupt]"
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WATSON "6! no uh.. 9!"
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MR. G "Chris I think we should take a trip down to the office."
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WATSON "Uhh... I don't think WE need to..."
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[WATSON goes back to class and is remarkably left alone for the rest of the
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day Well the point of this story is that Mr. G and any teacher is a prick,
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Pot is good, talking like a stoned moron is always a good thing, and most
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importantly I would make a lot more sence if I would stay on my
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medication... [Sorry this article is lacking Watsonism I will try to be
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more fucked for the next article.... ttyl... :)
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Boom issue 10 - Part 11 - BOOM Gets Mail
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Dear guys at Boom:
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Quick, does anybody have sixty bucks? I desperately want to become a
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super hacker like you guys at Boom (right now I'm just a normal hacker).
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But, to become a super hacker, I need to get listed in the phonebook. This
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will allow me to use the internet, but the bastards at Ameritech act like
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they don't know what I'm talking about. They will, however, set me up "real
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good" for 60 bucks. I also need $4,000 for mouse... right now I've only got
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5 megz, I was told by my hacker friendz that I need at least 8 meggerz of
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mousie support to slip into the ppp slot at my library. The librarian at
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our library denied this and said that we don't have ppp slots here, but I
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think this is just a conspiracy between the library and Ameritech to keep me
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from fulfilling my potential and taking over the world. Furthermore, I
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believe Japan is behind it two, because they know I drive a Ford. I also
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hacked my local 911 system. Here is how you do it. Get into Windows(TM)
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terminal, then type the following just like it is shown: ATDT911 That's all
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their is to it! You just hacked 911! Am I a good enough super hacker to
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join Boom?
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-Your friend, Garry in NY
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Dear Garry in NY, We thank you for your interest in the mag and your
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enthusiasm about hacking. We wish that everyone had your enthusiasm (of
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course, it would be nice if they had brains too, which you seem to lack).
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However, at this time we are not accepting applications from losers such as,
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well, yourself. That 911 trick is probably pretty cool, but we haven't had
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time to test it yet. We'll put it on our list of things to do right under
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blue boxing and sniffing our neighbor's dogs ass. Again, thanks for the
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letter. We hope to hear from you soon (of course, whether or not our
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readers do is undetermined.)
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Boom issue 10 - Part 12 - BOOM Index
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Issue 1:
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WD-bomb
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chud
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works bomb
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liquid nitrogen bomb
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dry ice
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molotov cocktail
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Issue 2:
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lighter tricks
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car tricks
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Issue 3:
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hellfire mix
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pin the rocket on the moron
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Issue 4:
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magic missile
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burning hands
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flaming sphere
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flame arrow
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wall of fire
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Issue 5:
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gas bomb
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rocket projectile
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fire rod
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Issue 6:
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tennis ball bomb
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poison
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Issue 7:
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BB shotgun
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gun powder
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ground planted charge
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cutting torch
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homemade welder
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pipe bomb
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Issue 8:
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pocket rocket
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colored flames
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firecrackers
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roman candles
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solid rocket fuel
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whistlers
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Issue 9:
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anarchist's toolbox
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household chemical equivelents
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Boom issue 10 - Part 13 - BOOM Conclusion
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Well, he hope you enjoyed Boom 10, the issue that took 14 months to write
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(well, actually we only spent 1/2 of a month writing it, but 14 months
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sounds cooler.) Look for Boom 11 soon... it should have some more
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explosives, an updated look at Watson and Crimson Jihad's court battle, and
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whatever else we feel like putting in. If you have anything at all
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interesting to say, please write to us at NEWS@MATCH.ORG. We would love
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to have a letters column in issue 11, but that will require letters (gee,
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it's funny how that works). We hope you agree with us that Boom 10 was the
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biggest and best issue yet... Until next issue 11, take care, don't fry
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your brain too much, and stay away from any and all pork products.
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-Independence Day, 1995.
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