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The Complete Guide to Beastiality and Necro-Beastiality
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by
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Warlock and Shroomer
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Since the beginning of time ,men have been plagued with cold-nosed women
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who simply refused to put out.Well ,it was not long before man realized the
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value of Rosey Palm and her five sisters.Men really liked ole Rose,but she
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lacked that lubricating wetness that provided for mind blowing orgasms that
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pussy could secrete.So those men got to thinking:A pussy is a pussy ,no
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matter what the species.So be69 the age of Beastiality.Unfortunately
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,fucking animals gave rise to new diseases,like syphilis.So when the rubber
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was finally invented ,men could not only beast-fuck without the worry of
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infecting their dicks,they could also fuck the dead ones.Now with the
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arrival of AIDS, women are especially stingy with their snatches.I hope
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this guide will be helpful to men & women both.
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FINDING AN ANIMAL
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Make sure the animals cunt is big enough to fit your dick!You havent felt
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pain until you've had a donkey crack your nads!Suggested animals-
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Sheep,cow,horse(if your over 6'),pig.Just go out in the country if you live
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in the city,or the zoo if you have no wheels.
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Animals have to get excited,just like humans.Try to pick an animal without
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a tail,cause usually they have shit caked in the hair.Leave the animal
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standing,don't attenp to lay it down.Remember,they fuck standing up(unless
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you choose a cat).Now, get on your knees and GENTLY grasp her ankles.Close
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your eyes and slowly run your tounge along the length her slit.Try to hold
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your nose,the slime on her outer lips is a mixture of
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spit,piss,piss,piss,piss,smegma,and whatever else she rubbed her cunt
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in.Her hips will start to get a little relaxed,and soon her pussy-juice
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will start to drip down your face.Use your fingers and find her clit if you
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can.Work 1 finger in at first,then 2 until her hole is loose enough to
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bang.
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IMPORTANT IMPORTANT STEP
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Now slip on your rubber.I recommend Trogan (C), lubed with receptacle.Never
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use ribbed or you'll get kicked in the nuts again.
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FUCKING THE ANIMAL
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Slowly stand up, you dont want to ruin the mood she's in.Animals can be
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even flakier than real women.Reach down and spread her cuntlips open.
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Dosen't it look great! Now , the hard part.Slowly slide your firm,hard dick
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up her loose,smelly gash.Once you have it in , hold your position. Let her
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get used to the feeling of you member inside her.Now slowly grind your
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pelvis into her ass. I know tou'll be getting shit all over your bush since
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her asshole is right there, but this will arouse her even more .Don't be
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surprised if she farts either, they can 't hold gas when they fuck.SLOWLY
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thrust in and out. Be sensative to the needs of your partner, work out a
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rythym WITH her , dont be selfish. Occasionally reach down and fondle her
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clit, her anus, herthighs. She will love you for it. Now you can quicken up
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the pace and let go of your wad.Sometimes if the mood is right , you can
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rip off your rubber and shoot your wad all over her butt, using your cum
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for lube if you decide to fuck her in the ass later.
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ANAL SEX
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If you didn't come on her ass, you might want to lick your fingers and work
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then in her asshole.Or you can just lick her asshole and wiggle your tounge
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inside her bowels if you like,both will do the trick. Animals are generally
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not fond of buttfucking, it hurts them too, only they are used to passing
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massive amounts of shit so their assholes are a tad looser.
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NECRO-BEASTIALITY
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Necro-beastiality can be dangerous. You are sticking your dick in dead
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flesh, and there's a lots of bacteria at work decomposing her body. So, now
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you have more than just one disease to worry about. But I know how
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satisfying it can be to fuck a cold, dead pussy. The nice thing is you
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don't have to worry if she want to or not.. She's dead. Also,you dont have
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yo worry about lubrication. During the couse of decaying, the animals cunt
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will be bloated with pus, so once you start to bang all those tatsy juices
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go free!! You might also want to try oral sex with her.Just bend over and
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lick up the pus.Don't attempt anal sex! Her intestines are stiff, when you
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pull your dick out, her guts will still be wrapped around your dick and it
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gets real messy...
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END OF DOCUMENT.
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Well how about that!
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