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___Roadside Pranks: The ORIGINAL SHITBOMB(TM)___________________________________
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title.....................................roadside pranks: the original shitbomb
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original concept by...............................................the whip & maz
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written by...................................................................maz
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BRRUUUM..................SPLAT!!
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Main feature: The ORIGINAL SHITBOMB(TM)
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Materials required
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* Plastic bag thats sufficient to contain the bomb material
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* The bomb material to put in the bag
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* About 7 meters of thin line
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* Nightly highway with cables going across it
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Plastic bag
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I suggest that you select a normal sized transparent plastic bag, big enough
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to contain the payload, small enough to be as stealth as possible.
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Thin Line
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Any strong and thin line will do.
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The Bomb Material
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If you fill the bag with stuff like broken eggs, ketchup, senap, syrup, glue,
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throw them in the bag directly. The problem with these materials is that your
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parents might miss them, but don't worry the next material won't be missed.
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If you want to use shit, then you have to shit into a trash bag (or similar),
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because it's difficult to hit the small bag. Take the shit out of the trash
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bag using small bags as gloves and put it in the small bag.
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Shut the bag containing the bomb material and you bomb is ready.
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Highway at night
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Any highway with wires across it, lotsa truck traffic* and sufficient
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traffic pauses to avoid spotting you will do. Don't do this at daytime or
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near roadside lights. A hill or a curve just before the spot would also be
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very nice. I suggest targeting only trucks with the bomb, because they
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are less likely to avoid the bomb or to stop suddenly you and easy to select
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due to their highness.
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Setting the bomb
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(length of rope) = (2*height of wire) - (2*height of truck window) + extra
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example: 7 = 2*5-2*2+1
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Tie one end of the line to the bomb and the other end to a rock.
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Throw the rock over the cable and lift the bag to the height of a truck window
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now untie the rock (if you don't want smash the window, then the bomb might
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enter the truck cabin, but it probably would be more hazardous). Tie the other
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end of the line to the bag so that the bag is left hanging at the height of
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a truck window (2 meters in this example), no need to be precise, just
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set it at the middle of the lane.
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_________________________ <-the electric/phone cable over the road
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| <-line
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knots-> |
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* <-the shitbomb
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/ | L \
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/ A \
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/ | N \
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/ E \
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o cable over highway
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* the shitbomb
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<----- truck ---
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hills/curve/both
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Likely outcomes
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After the bomb is set just wait and watch in the nearby woods about 50 to 100
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meters away from the spot and highway, the anticipation of splash is even more
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exciting than the splash itself.
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Several things may happen
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outcome 1. the bomb hits, if you need to remove the line, then just use
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a long stick and some paper are a torch and burn the line off
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the cable.
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outcome 2. the bomb misses, go and adjust its horizontal/vertical position
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outcome 3. the bomb is avoided, just wait for the next truck
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outcome 4. a car/a truck stops and removes the bomb, if they don't take it
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with them, just go and put it back.
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outcome 5. cops stop at the spot, stay and watch, if you feel unsecure
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move farther into the woods, but BE SILENT.
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THIS METHOD HAS BEEN TESTED WITH LIVE TRUCKERS AND COPS
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Bonus feature: Tyres in flames
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Your local fire department needs some activities, so it's time for tyres
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in flames.
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Materials:
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* A car tyre (just the rubber, no need for the middle section)
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* 1/2 litres of gasoline
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Just wait for a pause in the traffic, place the tire on the side of the road,
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pour the gasoline on it and light it. Leave the scene and watch from 50 to 100
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meters away. If you have a car, then you may want to go and drive back'n'out
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and at the spot. After a while head towards your local fire department and
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follow the truck to the scene. And if you want to be real creative, try to
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use shitbomb to the windshield of the incoming fire truck.
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THIS METHOD HAS BEEN PARTIALLY TESTED WITH LIVE FIRE DEPARTMENTS
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____________The ORIGINAL SHITBOMB is a trademark of the whip & maz______________
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Disclaimer: This file was written for educational purposes only. The authors,
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distributors and redistributors aren't responsible nor liable for any criminal
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conduct of others, nor liable for anyone for the use or misuse of this textfile.
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