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More Krazy Glue Tricks
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Ah, that wondrous compund, cyanoacrylate. Many, many companies
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make the stuff but we all affectionately refer to it as KRAZY GLUE.
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In my first pranks file about half the file was devoted to Krazy Glue,
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and its many blessings, and after giving it some thought, have come up
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with some more gems for ya.
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In this file, it shall be demonstrated that it is possible to sabotage
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nearly ANYTHING with Krazy Glue.
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More Krazy Glue Tricks
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- Krazy Glue your enemy's radio on a station he HATES; if you like, do the
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same thing to his volume control, at full volume.
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- Krazy Glue all your enemy's (or your school's) light switches off.
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- Krazy Glue the Teacher's briefcase SHUT.
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- Krazy Glue the pages of your enemy's textbooks and notes together. White
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Glue can be substituted here.
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- Krazy Glue your enemy's disk drive door shut.
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- Put a drop of Krazy Glue inside each of your enemy's diskettes.
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- Put a drop of Krazy Glue on the pins of your enemy's print head.
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- Krazy Glue all your school's microscopes out-of-focus.
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- If your enemy ever removes his shoes in your presence and turns his back
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on you for any reason, Krazy Glue the soles to the floor. Or Krazy Glue
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the laces together.
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- Rearrange all those plug connectors on the back of your enemy's stereo,
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into a random order. Krazy Glue them on so they can't be put back.
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- Krazy Glue the reels of your enemy's cassette tapes, so they won't turn.
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- Krazy Glue your enemy's medicine cabinet shut.
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- Alternatively, Krazy Glue all the toothpaste tubes, pill bottles, etc to
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the shelves of same med. cabinet.
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- If your enemy is a diabetic and you want to reduce him to fear for his
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life, Krazy Glue the plungers of all his insulin syringes so he can't
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inject. This is also good to do to druggies.
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- Krazy Glue your enemy's ni-cads into the charger. Put a few non-
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rechargeables in as well.
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- Krazy Glue all your enemy's flies open. Krazy glue all his other zippers
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shut.
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- Krazy Glue the containers in the enemy's fridge shut. or,
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alternatively, Krazy Glue the whole fridge door shut.
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- Krazy Glue the enemy's bike into 18th gear.
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- If your enemy is a shooting fan, then Krazy Glue the trigger of his
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favorite gun so it won't work when he goes to the range. Major
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Embarrassment.
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- Krazy Glue your enemy's kid's TransFormer so that it won't TransForm.
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- Unplug your enemy's TV cable. Put a drop of Krazy Glue in that tiny hole
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in the middle of the wall jack. Don't bother plugging it back in, and when
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the enemy goes to plug it back in, he won't be able to.
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- Put that asshole's favorite disks into one of his disk boxes. Krazy Glue
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the box SHUT.
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- Krazy Glue that little rubber plug on the bottom of the dick's piggy bank
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ON.
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- Cut a tiny (1/8") slit into the cunt's Hacky Sack. Through this slit,
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saturate the whole innards of the sack with Krazy Glue. Use a whole
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tube of the shit if you like. Your enemy will not even notice until he
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goes to give the footbag a good solid BOOT, and it will be ROCK hard by
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that time.
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- Deflate the tires on your enemy's transportation. Krazy Glue the valves
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shut and the tires to the wheel's rim.
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- Krazy Glue the enemy's lights into their sockets. Wait for them to burn
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out.
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- Krazy Glue the snooze bar of the enemy's alarm clock so that he can't
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shut off the alarm when it goes without unplugging the damn thing.
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- If your enemy is rinning for prez or something, Krazy Glue his campaign
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posters to the walls. After the election is over he will be required
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to take the things down, but what if he can't??????
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- Since Krazy Glue doesn't set too well under moist conditions, it is a good
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idea to substitute EPOXY for Krazy Glue when you glue the toilet handle
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(either your enemy's or all the school's) so it can't flush.
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- Krazy Glue the caps of beer bottles to the bottles themselves. Do this with
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a case of your enemy's beer.
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- Krazy Glue buttons and joysticks of all the video games in that arcade that
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you got booted out of last week.
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- Krazy Glue all the beakers and test tubes etcetera to the shelves at your
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school's chem lab.
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- Krazy Glue that asshole teacher's glasses folded so he can't put them back
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on.
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- Saturate basketball nets with Krazy Glue. You will need a whole fuckload
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to do this, but it will be worth it when someone shoots the ball and it
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won't go thru the hoop.....
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- Krazy Glue hockey pucks into one big long cylinder....
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- Krazy Glue mailboxes shut.
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- Krazy Glue blackboard erasers to the chalk tray.
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- In winter, open window on bus (just before you get off) and Krazy Glue it
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there. Driver and passengers will freeze.
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- Krazy Glue speaker cones so they won't make noise.
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- Krazy Glue the metal flap on the coin return of a vending machine so it
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won't open. BONUS: Later, come by with some Krazy Glue SOLVENT and take any
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coins the machine tried to return.
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- When sending letters to a stamp collecting enemy, send really neat,
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interesting stamps on the envelope. But Krazy Glue them on so he can't
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steam them off.
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- Krazy Glue that stupid cat's tail to the pavement of Hiway 1...
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- Or to its owner's front door...
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- Place many drops of Krazy Glue all over items of Enemy's clothing. The
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Krazy Glue will form circles about 1 inch in diameter that are ROCK SOLID,
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basiclyfucking 'em up.
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- Deflate enemy's soccer or basket ball. Place 1 drop of Krazy Glue in the
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inflating needle hole.
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That's all for now. Watch for
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PRANKS IV
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coming soon to this BBS/AE.
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