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Krazy Glue Tricks
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- Krazy Glue someone's doors and windows shut.
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- Krazy Glue someone's school locker shut...only while ALL his books are in
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it.
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- Krazy Glue someone's gym or pool locker shut...only while his clothes are
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in it.
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- Krazy Glue that dick of a teacher or prof into his office or classroom.
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This is better done to a second floor or higher room.
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- Krazy Glue the clappers on all the fire bells in your school fixed. (thanx
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to a PIPELINE user for this one)
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- Krazy Glue the mike switch and power switch of your school's PA system on.
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Then you can hear what REALLY goes on in there...All day!
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- If you can get into his car, Krazy Glue your favorite dick's steering
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wheel so it can't turn.
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- Put a few drops of Krazy Glue in the keyhole of a door or the key ignition
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of a car, so the key either won't go in or won't turn if it does go in.
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- If your school's AudioVisual equipment is connected to cable, and if your
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cable system has it, Krazy Glue the Channel dial stuck... on the Porno
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Channel!
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- Krazy Glue that Barbell to the squat rack or press bench - Only Hercules
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will be able to lift that 20-pound Wimp-bell!
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- Krazy Glue the hands on all the clocks at school to 3PM or whenever school
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lets out.
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- Krazy Glue your favorite dick's walkman battery door SHUT. He won't know
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what happened 'til his batteries run down.
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- Envious of your buddy's expensive looking mechanical pencil? Well, don't
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steal it cuz he'll know it's you. Instead, Krazy Glue the clicker button
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at the top so it won't move when pushed. It will then run out of lead VERY
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QUICKLY and can never be used again.
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- Wanna REALLY fuck someone over? Krazy Glue his bike's brakes OPEN so when
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he wants to stop, he can't. This trick can get a guy killed, so only use
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it as MORTAL revenge.
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- In winter, Krazy Glue someone's window open.
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- Krazy Glue the bell clapper on a phone so it can't hit the bell when it
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rings. They will wonder why no one is calling them and their friends will
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wonder why no one answers.
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- Let a drop or two of Krazy Glue slide down the crack between the little
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post on the phone that goes down when you hang up (Not to your own fone).
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The Krazy Glue will solidify causing the phone to be stuck "off the hook".
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I bet if I thought hard enuf, I could come up with a fuckin' MILLION of'em!
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Anyways, here's some more pranks, revenge techniques and general mayhem.
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- Throw a couple of nice pretty colored smoke bombs into someones house
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during a prep party.
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- Perform a satanic ritual on the boulevard or sidewalk (public property) in
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front of the house of the most obnoxious fundamentalist christian you know.
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- Play Iron Maiden songs at full crank as you drive by a church on Sunday
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Morning.
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- Same drill, only at a christian "record burning" revival.
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- Your worst enemy has finally died, and you are not accused of his demise.
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Moon his funeral procession.
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- Shit on his gravestone.
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- Paint his gravestone Flourescent pink.
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- That god-damn baptist preacher has gone and convinced town council to ban
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dancing and rock'n'roll. Paint his church flourescent pink. Or use some of
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the above Krazy Glue tricks.
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- Or burn him in effigy. Where he can see.
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- If you work in a fast-food restaurant, piss in the fry vat.
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- If you read the July '81 National Lampoon, you have heard this one: Steal
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a heavy earth-mover, like a bulldozer or backhoe. Right around 4 AM, when
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the sprinklers have been going all night, drive all around a golf course
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in one of these. The ground is so soft from the sprinklers being on all
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night that you will really fuck it up good, especially the greens. And
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they cost a LOT of money to fix.
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- I read in Easyriders magazine this month about a prisoner who sent all the
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guards at his pen to hospital by taking a "big healthy shit" in the
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spaghetti. If you work in an Italian restaurant and are about to get fired
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anyway, this is a good way to say "Arrivederci".
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- Bake a whole fuckload of weed into some muffins or cupcakes, and donate
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them to your local church's next bake sale (YES I hate churches).
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- Crash your local christian BBS using a scarlet box
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- Or better yet use any technique for forcing your local christan BBS's line
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off the hook. The fag sysop will wonder why no one is calling. Ever.
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- Get 30 minutes of slo-burning blasting fuse, attach it to a smoke bomb.
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During a class, ask permission to go to the can. Once you are out of the
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class, find an empty locker. Put the bomb inside the locker, and lite the
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fuse. Half an hour later, while you are daydreaming in algebra class, the
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fuckin' thing will go off and as long as you weren't seen planting the
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thing you cannot be traced to the event.
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- Same drill as above only use a whole fuckin' string of M-60s or
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screechers. Oh, P.S., make sure to shut the locker but not lock it. If a
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teacher went by and saw an empty locker with a fuse burning attached to
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god-knows-what, he will put it out. And schools have been known to
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investigate by fingerprinting EVERYONE. (If it goes off then fingerprints
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are destroyed, you're home-free)
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- Buy a whole bunch of different magazines, and take out the "READER SERVICE"
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cards. Fill out the cards with your enemy's name and address on them, and
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circle ALL the numbers. If there is a line on the card for business name
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put in "John's Gay Apparels" or some other fag name like that that uses
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the goof's name. Put a stamp on each card and dump them all in the mailbox.
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In a few weeks the motherfucker will be on every mailing list in the
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WORLD, and Christ, will he know it! He will also be getting mail addressed
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to fag companies. If he confronts you with this, it will be all you can do
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to keep from cracking up laughing. Two TV shops in town waged war this way
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for months last summer!
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Well that's it for now. If you didn't get too many laughs out of reading
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this file, then you will when you try this stuff. Watch for PRANKS volume II,
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coming soon to an underground BBS near you.
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TTYL, T H E F I X E R
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