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>From an9420@anon.penet.fi Sat Oct 9 13:37:06 EET 1993
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this was an anonymous post, i dont even remember where i found it. it will,
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however, be expanded on whenever i find the time for it. in the mean time,
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thanks to Theoderich and too all of you, have fun. the title has been
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modified for HTML formatting. as mentioned before, this document will be
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further modified as i expand on it. the original can be downloaded here.
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decayed kisses,
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the pink and purple
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tinsel fairy of love
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and necrophilia
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NECROPHILIA
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by Theoderich
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I: Introduction
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Very few text files have been written regarding the sexual tendencies and
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practices of necrophiliacs. While most people would prefer to believe that
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we do not exist we most certainly do as is obvious to anyone who visits a
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cemetery during our nightly rampages. Necrophiliacs prefer to go about
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their business alone; sharing is not a part of this alternative lifestyle
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as the corpse usually wears out fairly quickly. This is not to say that the
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occasional orgy involving four or five necrophiliacs and about a dozen or
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so corpses does not occur, but it is very rare. In this file I will
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describe common (and some uncommon) techniques which necrophiliacs use to
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gain satisfaction from their stiff partners. Hopefully these vivid
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descriptions will encourage you to go out to your local cemetery and to
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join our ranks!
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II: Finding a partner
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Finding a partner for your necrophiliac activities is definitely the
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hardest part. You not only have to gain access to the corpse but you also
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have to find one which suits your tastes. Granted, some necrophiliacs would
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screw roadkill if given the chance but most of us are more discriminating.
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Your chances depend upon where you pick up your date. If you have access to
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a morgue it would definitely be your best bet as the corpses there are
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usually the freshest and have not yet been treated for burial. They may be
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a bit chilly because they've been lying in the meat locker for days but
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that really shouldn't make a big difference to the determined necrophiliac.
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Cemeteries are a bit harder to deal with as finding a screwable corpse is
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harder to do. However, if you know how to interpret signs this shouldn't be
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a problem. If a grave consists of a mound of fresh dirt and is covered with
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flowers, chances are that the stiff hasn't been laying here for too long.
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Rotting flowers on the mound usually hint to the state of the corpse as
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well. Some people are exclusively into 'porking the bone', i.e. sex with
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skeletons. In this case you can dig up almost any grave and hope that the
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inhabitant hasn't yet disintegrated into dust. Try to scope out a fairly
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secluded cemetery for your passions unless you like a sense of danger to go
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along with the sex. Having anyone catch you in the act is NOT fun, and if
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you're picked up by a cop chances are that you won't be able to screw
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anything but Bubba behind bars for the next few decades. People are
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generally not understanding of the necrophiliac lifestyle, so it will
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probably be a long time before we can come out of the closet.
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III: Preparation
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Depending upon where you are at this point you'll have either a little or a
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lot of work to do. The person in the morgue will obviously have to do
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little more than to open the locker, pull the corpse out and bang away. If
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you're one of the cemetery people you'll have more work to do. An
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experienced necrophiliac is always equipped with the bare essentials: a
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shovel, vaseline and a box of rubbers. Why the shovel is needed should be
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obvious, but if the ground is hard then you might need more equipment to
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dig up your date. Vaseline is used to loosen the corpse up a bit. This
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makes it less likely for a body part to break off while you're having fun
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and it also prevents your mantool from becoming too irritated while
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screwing the dried out pussy. The BOX of condoms is used to play it safe;
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no necrophiliac should be without it. You never know which STDs your
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partner had during his/her lifetime, and believe me, it doesn't get any
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better after the person dies. You can put on more than one rubber for extra
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protection if it is warranted, but screwing a corpse without protection is
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just plain stupid unless you want to be the next date for a necrophiliac.
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If you're in a cemetery try to drag the corpse out of the grave and behind
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a bush or to another secluded place. Pumping away in the grave may seem
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more convenient, but it's a severe disadvantage to you if you need to take
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off in a hurry. Sometimes the corpse is too fragile to be moved; in that
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case make it fast. Or just break off the head, hand or lower torso and take
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it with you for added convenience.
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Part IV: Techniques
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So now you've got a stiff lying seductively in front of you, but you have
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no idea how to start. How you proceed from this point onward really depends
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upon what kind of person you are. The corpse will last longer if you treat
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it gently and with care, but if you prefer to go all out you'll probably
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receive greater satisfaction. There are many differences between screwing a
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live and a dead person which one needs to be aware of. Firstly, a corpse
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will never tell you to get off of it if you're being a bit rough and it
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will never complain no matter what kinky sexual practices you use it for.
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Screwing a corpse is also much more predictable because you can raise an
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arm, leg or whatever and it will still be in that position when you reach
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for it again. Take the arms and gently lock them in an embrace behind your
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back, or spread the legs to make sex a bit easier. If you want a great
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blowjob then lubricate your partner's mouth, lock it to your preferred
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width, insert and go for it. Although there's no tongue stimulation it's
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still worthwhile, and it's also safer than conventional sex. Corpses can
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also be recycled if treated properly. If you're a proficient embalmer you
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can keep a corpse for over five years if it has been properly embalmed.
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That's free sex whenever you want it! You naturally don't want to be too
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rough with an embalmed corpse though as they are more fragile. One final
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advantage of screwing corpses is that they are always in abundance. Based
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upon your sexual preferences you can designate a cemetery or a morgue as
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your territory and always find fresh partners to screw. Plus you don't have
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to resort to cheesy pickup lines or spend all your money in order to get a
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date. Necrophilia is a passion which is cheaply satisfied.
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V. Conclusion
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I hope that this text file will encourage you to go out and try
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necrophilia. Not many people do it, but that's precisely what makes it so
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much fun; it makes you feel special! If no living person would touch you
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with a 10 foot pole then try having sex with a corpse! Some of them are
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real beauties and it's an experience you'll never forget. There is no
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greater experience for a virgin than having his/her virginity taken by a
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corpse. Anyways, have fun and if you have any experiences you'd like to
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share then by all means do! Maybe necrophilia will enter the mainstream
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because of your efforts.
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Theoderich
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8/9/93
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3:11 pm CST
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