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" Ministry against school " -- Be-Real :
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SOCIETY IS ABUSING US... SOCIETY IS BEGINNING TO PAY...
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Let's face it! School is a necessary evil... I teaches you some shitty
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stuff which you'll never need in your entire life, all you learn at school
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is how to stay awake in desperate situations, how to write/read and how
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to calculate, ... that's it!!
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Now, things weren't *that* bad if there weren't those pesky teachers! You
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prolly seen 'em; those pigs who grin at you when you failed your ### test!
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If I would have a .22 right then, I swear to God, I'd blew their brains
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right out... But, since killing is a federal offence, we just have to come
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up with some gags, jokes, vandalism, ...
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Don't do it yarself, let Ministry do it for ya!
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Thanks to the Anarchist Manual I was able to be sure of what I wrote...
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³ What your about to read is 100% pure phun, however, some acts described ³
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³ in here is a federal offence and could get your ass into jail in next ³
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³ no time. So, use at your own risk! ³
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ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
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ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ
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THESE TRICKS CAN BE PULLED ON THE SCHOOL VERY EASILY WIHTOUT HURTING ANY-
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BODY IF YOU USE IT WISELY. READ ON FOR MORE PAINFULL HINTS...
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Giving the school a bad reputation
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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This is not so hard to do if you have the time and the money... Make
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a flier on your pc which says racistic stuff, sexual stuff or any
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other stuff that's controvert. Now, let it copy 50 times. Go to your
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local library, there you always have some racks stashed with magazines
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and other fliers. Now, simply take away one kind of fliers and put
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yours instead! Your done. People will read it and will but the hell
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out of the principal!
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HINT: Slogans like, "[xxxxxx] doesn't accept niggas!!!" or
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"[xxxxxx]... a white school for white people!!!"
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These are *real* good things to do!!! Put up a picture of
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your principal on top of the flier... This will guarantee you
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mega-succes! My friend and I once painted a slogan on the inner
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walls of our school with this slogan;
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" Wir heissen du wilkom in das Konzentrationslager [xxxxxxxx] "
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This kicked ass!!!
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Giving the teachers a bad reputation
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The same as with the previous, but now use slogans which only apply
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to the teacher(s) you want to kick some butt with... Slogans like
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"I blow all my students every day!", etc. keeps the moral at a high
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level :-)
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...or, cut out an obscene picture out of the latest Playboy, Private
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etc, scan it in with your pc and Cut & Paste a bit with the head of
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the "beloved" teacher and the bitch... Then print it out 100 times
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and spread it like hell!
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Tying up the fax-system
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Take two sheets of paper and write some obscene stuff on it. Then
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insert the first paper into the fax-machine, then attach the second
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paper to the first one, so you have a loop. I think you get the idea
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right now, don't you?! Then, punch in the number of the school's fax
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and let it roll. Mind you; most faxes detect from which destination
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the call got, so you might try it at somebody else their house.
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This will spoil lotsa thermic paper at school and they won't re-use
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it, because you've written some stuff on it. Suddenly, their fax
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machine will go berserk (=overheating) and will break down :-))
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Uhoh! Bomb-alarm!
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Pretend your sick, vomit (put your fingers way back into your mouth)
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and go to see the principal. Ask him if you may use the phone to
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call your parents. If the principal stands with you, ask him *polite*
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to respect your privacy (in short; piss off!). Then, when your alone
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dial up the cops and tell 'em there is a bomb who's about to explode
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in your school... Well, this is *really* lame and they'll have your
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nuts busted in next to no time... This trick is for people who are
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having a tatoo on their chest saying "Born to lose" :-))
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Here's a better one; leave real early that morning and go to a phone
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booth in a quiet neighbourhood. Give the cops your ring, and head for
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school as quick as you can. Run/bike/skate like hell. Because when
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you enter the school *before* the cops show up, you won't be a suspect.
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Make your call as short as possible! Preferably a half a minute to
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an entire minute, after that you *must* bail out! Most important
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don't tell it to anybody!!!
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Car-fun!
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Go to the cars of the teachers. Wait until it's getting dark, and
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no one is around. Then, (a) ... smash the windows.
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(b) ... flatten the tires (very easy).
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(c) ... hotwire the car and get away :-)
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(d) ... put a little coin at the bottom of
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the window. Glass will sprinkle at the
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attempt of removing it!
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(e) ... Get under the car and squish the
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tail-pipe a bit. Then, when the poor
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chap is riding in town, he won't notice
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a thing, but when he tries to drive harder
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he won't be able to!
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In the classroom
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Write obscene/racistic stuff on the back of the blackboard! It always
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works! Throw a smokebomb in the trashcan... Lotsa smoke in the class
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room is great! When you're getting more serious about things, you may
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consider adding a letter with a note in it saying "This was a warning".
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or some shit like that... Be sure to use another handwritting as you
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know, the cops will soon trace the note.
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Using fliers [lame tricks].
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Writing a formal letter (with the schools-heading, etc. on it) to some
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student you really like and tell 'em the school is gonna be on a strike
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for *one* day. You _MUST_ send the envelope on a Friday, so the poor
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guy/girl will receive it Saterday/Monday, and it will be too late to
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ask other people, so the poor devil will think it's true and will stay
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at home. Be sure, you tell shit like; "Hey man, don't ya know the
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school is on a strike Monday?!" from the moment you *leave* the school
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and when there is no fucking way of asking the teachers... Ask alot of
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people to co-operate!
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Create fliers which says " The senior students of [xxxxxxxxxx] are
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holding a project of the 'influence of curse-words on the phone'. To
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be able to do this project, we would like you to call us on the number
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[(xxx)xxx-xxx-xxx] and start shouting/cursing in it. After 2 minutes
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of cursing/shouting, we will evaluate what the reaction was...". Just
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make some thing up, however; this is a *full* working and very funny
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example to do. To have maximum callers, put fliers in your local
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library!
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Call your favorite radio-show and tell them you're selling your
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collection of Sepultura/Biohazard/Cannibal Corpse/... and when the
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listeners want to have it, they should call to [(xxx)xxx-xxx-xxx].
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Yep ==> The school's number! :-D HINT: "Hallo Hautekiet" -- stubru.
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Bomb the teacher
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Throw a molotov in de frontyard of the teacher. Mind; bombing is an
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illegal thing to do, so when you get caught, it's not my fault! How
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to make a molotov... Read on!
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(*) Molotov: Simple bomb who is used worldwide by terrorists and was
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used first by the Russians at German tanks. Molotovs have
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the ability to splatter out in fire and stick to everything
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they come in contact with, leaving a horrable trace of
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fire!
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Now, for the creation-part; Take any highly flammable material (like
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gasoline, diesel, fuel, kerosene, ethyl or methyl alcohol, lighter
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fluid, turpentine or any mixture of the above) and pour it in a large
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bottle. After putting the flammable liquid in the bottle, simply put
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a piece of cloth that is soaked in the liquid, in the top of the bottle.
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It must fit *tight*, then wrap around some cloth around the neck of the
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bottle and tie it. Be sure to leave some inches of lose cloth so you
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can light the damn thing! Now, light the exposed cloth, throw it and
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run like hell!!
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Flammable mixtures such as kerosene and motor oil, should be mixed
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with volatile and flammable liquid (like; gasoline, ...). A mixture
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with tar/grease and gasoline will stick to the surface that it strikes
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and will burn hotter!!! ==> extreme hard to extinguish. If you create
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such a mixture, shake it heavily!!
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Smoke bomb in the classroom
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One type of pyrotechnic device that might be employed by a terrorist in
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many way would be a smoke bomb. Such a device could conceal the
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getaway route, or cause a diversion, or simply provide cover. Such a
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device, were it to produce enough smoke that smelled bad enough, could
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force the evacuation of a building, for example. Smoke bombs are not
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difficult to make. Although the military smoke bombs employ powdered
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white phosphorus or titanium compounds, such materials are usually
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unavailable to even the most well-equipped terrorist. Instead, he/she
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would have to make the smoke bomb for themselves.
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Most homemade smoke bombs usually employ some type of base powder, such
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as black powder or pyrodex, to support combustion. The base material
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will burn well, and provide heat to cause the other materials in the
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device to burn, but not completely or cleanly. Table sugar, mixed with
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sulfur and a base material, produces large amounts of smoke. Sawdust,
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especially if it has a small amount of oil in it, and a base powder
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works well also. Other excellent smoke ingredients are small pieces of
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rubber, finely ground plastics, and many chemical mixtures. The
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material in road flares can be mixed with sugar and sulfur and a base
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powder produces much smoke. Most of the fuel-oxodizer mixtures, if the
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ratio is not correct, produce much smoke when added to a base powder.
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The list of possibilities goes on and on. The trick to a successful
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smoke bomb also lies in the container used. A plastic cylinder works
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well, and contributes to the smoke produced. The hole in the smoke
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bomb where the fuse enters must be large enough to allow the material
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to burn without causing an explosion. This is another plus for plastic
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containers, since they will melt and burn when the smoke material
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ignites, producing an opening large enough to prevent an explosion.
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Call 'em...
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Just, pretend you're gonna kill your principal/teacher by leaving
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notes like "Tonight is the night",... in this/her books/desk. Call
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him/her up late at night saying you're gonna rape her or you're gonna
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kill him by cutting his longues out... Just make some up.
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ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ
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THESE ARE THE MORE HARDER THINGS TO TO TEACHERS/STUDENTS OR ANYONE IN
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PARTICULAR. YOU CAN INJURE THE POOR CHAPS SEVERE WITH SOME TECHNIQUES!
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Kill 'em... (all)
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(1) Hit him *real* hard at his throut. You'll punch the "apple of
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life" and he'll choke to dead. Just watch him choke...
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(2) Hit him *real* hard and with both hands on both his ears. This
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way you'll cause an internal bleeding-process so the poor devil
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is pretty dead in a few seconds.
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(3) Just punch him hard on his nose. Make a solid fist and smash
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real hard from below up to his head so his nose-bone will pierce
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into his brains. ==> Dead...
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(4) Pick out his eyes (V-shaped fingers). Don't be afraid to move
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around your fingers once your in, because when you do something
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you must do things right!!
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(5) Kick him *reaaaaaaaaaaaaal* hard in the genetals... Ohw!
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painful and sometimes even lethal!
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Sorry...
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Sorry must go to D-Fense who got into trouble while he was testing some
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thing I tought should work! sorry pal, next time I'll take the blame :)
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Sluuuukes
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Be-Real
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