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| The United Liberation Forces |
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| How to Steal from Stores |
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| Volume 1 |
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6:21 PM Est 2/25/98
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How to Steal From Stores-
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Written By Nipo (Nipolite@juno.com)
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Ideas and info by Erotic Psychotic. (Erotic-Psychotic@juno.com)
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And shoutz to Negative Impulse (Negative-Impulse@juno.com)
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This is a good file for everyone who has always wanted to steal something
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but was afraid of getting caught. This explains step by step on how to
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steal and not get caught.
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The Steps
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I am going to explain how to steal a movie from Wal-Mart. Being that
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stealing a movie is a Moderate Challenge and If you can get a movie you
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can get just about anything(Except Tv's, Vcr's, you get my point)
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1. Go to a store that is relatively large. Such as Wal-Mart or Meijer's.
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2. Go into the store and look around to see what kind of security the
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store has. Look on the ceiling's for Black globes or Black ceiling
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tiles. (These black globes and tiles have camera's in them) Also look
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for regular Camera's mounted on the ceiling and the corners of the store.
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3. After you have scoped out the store(YOU MUST KNOW WHERE EVERY SINGLE
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CAMERA AND ETC. IS!) Look for an Aisle that doesn't have any Camera's, Etc.
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in it. Once you have done this leave the store and come back in a day or
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two. (Believe it or not you do look suspicious looking up at the ceiling's)
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4. When you come back to the store a day or two later go to the movie that
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you want to steal.
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5. When you are at the movie grab it but don't stash it yet. Walk calmly
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and normally to the spot that has no Camera's etc. (The golf section
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doesn't normally have any Camera's.)
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6. Once you are at the No camera site Look around for peeps and when the
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coast is clear stash the movie in your coat or pocket.
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7. Walk to the bathroom and go inside a Stall. Once in a stall Rip off
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the white plastic on the movie (The white plastic holds an electronic
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device that will sound an alarm if you try to walk out of the store with
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it.)
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-=A second Note=-Some things have little white plastic tags or stickers
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on them. They also will set off an alarm. Make sure you rip anything off
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your merchandise that doesn't belong to it!
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8. Once you are sure to God that every unnatural thing on your movie is
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not on it anymore.
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9. Stash the movie back into your coat or whatever and walk out of the
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bathroom. (Make sure you can move freely without the movie obstructing
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your movement, Also make sure that it can't fall out of your pocket or
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whatever, And make sure that you look normal and the movie isn't bulging
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out.)
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10. After leaving the bathroom walk around the store for a while
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pretending to be a shopper.
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11. Proceed to the Exit of the Store. Stop at the cash register and BUY
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a candy bar. (It helps to buy something so you don't look even the least
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bit suspicious.)
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12. Walk towards the exit and pray that you didn't fuck up somehow.
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13. Walk out of the store, Go home, and enjoy your merchandise :-)
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Here are some tips to Avoid being Caught.
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1. Don't wear a backpack! Store personal are allowed to inspect all bags
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if they think you look suspicious!
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2. Be smooth. DO NOT look scared, nervous, etc! If the chance occurs to be
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sociable then do it.
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3. Try to look and dress decent. People are more likely to keep an eye on
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you if you look like a thug or a piece of shit who is going to steal
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something.
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4. When you leave the bathroom make sure your movie is in a spot were it
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doesn't bulge out of your clothing or where it restrict's your movement.
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5. Don't Carry any Identification with you.
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6. BE SMOOTH!!!!
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Here's what normally happens if you get Caught.
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They take you into a back room and try to intimidate you. Sometimes they
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will threaten to call the cops or Call your parents. If they try to call
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your parents give them a deserted payphone number. If they want your
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address give them the address of the deserted house down the street.
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Don't tell them your real name or anything else! Then they will have
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grown frustrated since the couldn't contact anyone and they will tell you
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to never go to their store again and the will say that if you do they
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will have you arrested.
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THAT IS WHAT NORMALLY HAPPENS, Here is what happens when the call the Pigs
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(err, I mean cops)
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You will go down to the police station and they will call your parents
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you will be banned from the store and you will have to pay some fines.
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And/or do some community service, On the worst case they can send you
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to a boys school for a month or two (Like on the Movie "Sleepers"!)
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But more or less they just do what I normally said they would do.
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This file was written by Nipo and shall not be copied or altered in any way.
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THIS FILE WAS WRITTEN FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY!
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I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT SOMEONE MAY DO IN RESPONSE TO THIS FILE!
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L8ez
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-Nipolite(Nipolite@juno. com)
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