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31 lines
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* HOW TO HOT-WIRE A CAR *
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* WRITTEN BY: <INVALID> *
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* EDITING AND RETYPING BY: THE BOCA BANDIT *
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THE EASIEST WAY TO HOT-WIRE A CAR IS JUST TO GET UNDER THE DASH-
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BOARD AND START CROSSING WIRES, OF COURSE,THIS COULD SHORT OUT
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THE ENTIRE ELECTRICAL SYSTEM SO OF COURSE THERE IS A BETTER WAY.
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WHEN YOU GET IN THE CAR, LOOK UNDER THE DASH, IF IT'S ENCLOSED,
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THEN DON'T EVEN BOTHER. UNFORTUNATLY, MOST NEW CARS ARE LIKE
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THIS. HOWEVER YOU COULD ALWAYS CUT THROUGH THEM. IF YOU DO
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DECIDE TO CUT, CUT NEAR THE IGNITION. ONCE YOU GET BEHIND OR
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NEAR THE IGNITION, LOOK FOR 2 RED WIRES. IN OLDER CARS RED WAS
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THE STANDARD COLOR, IF NOT RED THE LOOK FOR 2 MATCHED PAIRS.
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WHEN YOU FIND WIRES THAT LOOK RIGHT, CROSS THEM AND HOP-IN!
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YOU GOT YOUR-SELF A CAR!
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HAVE PHUN!
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THANX: LEGION OF DOOM XXX-XXX-XXXX.
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