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Weekend Violence: How to Have FUN When You're Bored Out Of Your Skull
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by:
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KwAnTAM_PoZeEtroN
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******Airgun Fun******
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Airguns are some of the best non-lethal weapons that an Anarchist can use
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to have fun on the weekend. Here are just some ideas:
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- shoot out street lights
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- shoot out people's windows
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- shoot at people as they drive by in a car
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- find a busy intersection and shoot out the traffic lights (real fun!)
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- take up a sniper position and blow out basketballs as kids play with it
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in a nearby parking lot, outside court, etc...
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- anything else you can think of!
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******Firearm Fantasies******
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Firearms are pretty dangerous, but hey, that's part of Anarchy, right? Here
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are some good ideas for them:
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- take up a sniper position and shoot out people's tires, then when they
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crash/stop, steal their money
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- shoot at parked cars, putting holes in fenders, air cleaners, windows,
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doors, and of course blow out the locks
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- (powerful guns only) shoot at electrical junction boxes mounted on
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electricity poles, this makes an awesome explosion and blows out people's
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power for days if you hit it in the right place
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- shoot propane tanks on gas grills. It won't explode because the propane
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cools so much when it is released from pressure, but it makes a big cloud
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and it also destroys the tank. They're pretty expensive!
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- anything you can do with airguns
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******Explosive Ecstasy******
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Explosives are the Terrorist's/Anarchist's main weapon, but they can also be
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used in smaller ways for lots of fun things:
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- put a small CO2 cannister filled with black powder under a car's gas tank
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with a fuse in it and light the fuse, then run like hell
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- put a small cherry bomb or a rag soaked in gas and then lit into the used
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oil container at a nearby airport or mechanic's shop
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- put plastique around the base of telephone/electricity/light poles, blow
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the sonofabitches down!
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- blow up highway signs
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- put pipe bombs in the driveway/doorstep/window sills of your enemy's house
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- in neighborhoods where there are underground electrical wire, there are
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usually green electricity junction boxes about 4 feet wide by 2 feet deep
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by 2 feet tall. Putting an explosive on/in one is very fun shit!
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- blow up tool sheds, old barns, and other such buildings
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- put a large explosive under an industrial size propane tank or a propane
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tank on someone's gas grill. It sometimes even produces a mushroom cloud!
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- take a lighter, rip off the metal top, close the valve completely, then start
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the valve on fire and set the lighter upside down somewhere and RUN
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- lightbulb bombs can be made by heating up the metal part of a light bulb
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until the glass is cut, then filling the bulb with black powder and putting
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the metal part back on. Make sure that the black powder reaches to the
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filament, then duct tape the bulb back to the metal part. When someone
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turns on the light, they'll have an explosion of fun!
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******Physical Pain******
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Beating the shit out of someone is always fun. Here are some really fun
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victims:
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- your neighbor
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- your neighbor's son
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- people riding around on bikes at 9:00 PM. Don't they know it's DANGEROUS
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in this city?!?
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- people in parks
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- people walking around at 9:00 PM. Don't they know it's DANGEROUS in this
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city?!?
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- that jackwipe that works at the 7-11 around the corner. That'll teach him
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to short you a buck!
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******Awesome Arson******
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Fire is the Anarchist's best friend. Explosives, firearms, and even vehicles
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are all based on fire. Here are some great things that fire can do:
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- burn down tool sheds, barns, etc
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- mix styrofoam and gasoline together, then take the thick syrup and put it
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all over a light/electric/telephone pole and start it on fire
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- start fires in public bathrooms, then lock the door and walk away
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- start fires in dumpsters and walk away
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- at a gas station, pretend to fill up your car, but really spread gas all over
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the ground/sidewalk/street. As you pull out, flick a lit cigarette butt into
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the gas... BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
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- use cigarettes as fuses for all kinds of explosives, using the butt end first.
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Pack the cigarette's tobacco for a slow burn, or remove the filter and don't
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pack it for a fast burn
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- remember chemistry? Pure elemental sodium (Na) burns when it comes in contact
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with water. The pool is getting boring nowadays... heat it up with some good
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wholesome fun
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- electrical fires are a pain in the ass because it's hard to find where they're
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coming from. You can start one by taking wires out of the switch box at the
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7-11 and putting positive and negative together with the copper exposed.
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Then set it in a small cup of gasoline...
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******Paintgun Paradise******
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Paintguns are air-powered guns that shoot .68-caliber paint-filled gelatin
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capsules. Not only do they kinda sting at really close range, but they're
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a pain in the ass to clean, especially when they're left to dry. Here are
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some great targets:
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- roof of someone's house
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- windows (yellow & white mixed looks like a huge glob of bird shit)
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- doors
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- siding
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- cars in places like
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- rear-view mirrors
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- windows
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- doors
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- shoot it through the grille onto the radiator, it really stinks when it
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heats up and could start a fire
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- people walking by (bring along a video camera so you can watch their reactions
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when they realize they're being shot at. Some people think they're dying!)
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- anything else you can think of
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I hope these have given you some idea of things to do to terrorize your town
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when you're bored. Of course, this is for education only, blah blah blah!
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You can reach me at: kwantam@mailhost.net
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My homepage: http://kwantam.home.ml.org
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Have fun,
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KwAnTAM_PoZeEtroN
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P.S.: Remember, it's not illegal unless you get caught!
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