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((___)) ((___))
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[ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ]
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\ / presents... \ /
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(` ') (` ')
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(U) (U)
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( FUN WITH TRAFFIC LIGHTS )
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Written by Dial Tone
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>>> A CULT Publication......1987 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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BLACK SEPTEMBER PIRATES
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To start off, I would like to say that Black September Pirates (BSEPT)
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have no affiliation with Cult of The Dead Cow (cDc). The only reason I put
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them on my files is because I happen to be a member of both groups. So if
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you think we're together, Blow me.
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STARTING OFF
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Ok well, I hope you've read as many lockpicking files that you can find
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'cause you have to know how to pick locks very well. Not Master or American
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locks but the built in door kind. Or just have some plastic explosives on
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hand.
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Ok. What you do is you just go out at night (around 3:00 am) or so,
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but earlier if you're into bloodshed and car accidents. Look for a traffic
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light with green, red, and yellow. If you're color blind it won't help you
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if you read this anyway. Look around and you'll see a big silver box and a
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smaller one sitting next to it. Make sure no one is watching, but if you
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can become invisible, don't worry about it. Open the big silver box and
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you'll see 2 switches and a button on the end of a cord. The first switch
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is the automatic/manual switch. Its to switch the lights around. The second
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switch is to turn all the lights to blink yellow. I think you can figure out
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how to flip a switch and push a button.
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HAVING FUN WITH IT
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Ok if you really have a fuckin' sick ass mind and are into gore and glass
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and shit, flip the automatic/manual switch to manual and grab the cord and
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wait for a group of cars to come down the road with the green light and some
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cars waiting at the red light. When the light is green, and the other light
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is red, hit the button when the second or third car has gone through the
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green light and smack that button. Zoom. Crash. Run like hell. The second
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one is so you can do shit, but you don't have to be there to watch. When
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you see cars coming in both directions, flip the blinking switch on and run
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or sit and watch if you like that shit. Immediately the yellow lights will
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blink and both cars will forget to stop and watch for each other. CRASH!
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TO END
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------
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If you have any thing against this file, suck my dick. I'm not responsible
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for whose cars you wreck if you do this.
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Thanks to: Swamp Rat, Franken Gibe, Phantom Access, L.E. Pirate, and
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Psychedelic Warlord
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Dragonfire Private Pr] OPEN SESAME Nu] DEAD.........[609] 424-2606
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Demon Roach Und. Pr] THRASH Nu] ASPHYXIA.....[806] 794-4362
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New Society BBS/pAE Nu] JELLO........[915] 532-3226
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Surf Shop Und. Pr] DEADSPOT.......................[609] 435-5793
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==============================================================================
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(c) 1988 cDc communications
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all rights worth shit
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e.o.f. 10:12pm EST 01/03/88 by DIAL TONE
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.S
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/EX
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FUCK.
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