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ÕÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͸
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³ Filename: CANNON.TXT ³
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ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
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³ Title: Cannon ³
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ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
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³ By: Hell's Angel ³
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ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
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³ Released: 06/17/96 ³
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ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
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³ Danger: Û°°°°°°°°° ³
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ÔÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ;
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Materials:
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6 Tin Cans
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Tennis Balls
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Gun Powder
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Well the making of this is fairly simple but takes a while.
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(And of course this one has that aBBa touch that makes it deadly.....boy..
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we're really making ourselves threats to society 'eh?? We ought to be druged
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out into the streets and shot.)
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Ok anyways, take 6 tin cans. Take the tops and bottoms out of all of them
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using a can opener, except for one. Now, take them and slam them all together
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so it forms a tube that's open at one end, and closed at the other like
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this:
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Opened Closed
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\ ___________________________ /
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--> ()__________________________) <--
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The cans should each over lap the cans next to them by at least half an
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inch. Now DUCT TAPE THE FUCKING SHIT out of the places where the cans meet.
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I cannot emphasize this enough!!!!!
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Alright so now you have a tennis ball cannon. So what? What you do is take
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some gunpowder, how much is up to you and you have some kind of experiment.
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Well after you put the gun powder in you put in the ball. But not just any
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tennis ball, for a tennis ball by itself wouldn't do much, if any damage!!!!
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What you do is cut a tennis ball in half. Fill it with with gun powder
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or blackpowder, at least 1/3 of the way. (Taking into consideration that the
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more weight the ball has, the more gunpowder will be needed to launch it.)
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Then use that handy old duct tape to put the ball back together again.
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Then use the Napalm recipe mentioned above to coat the ball. Then you spray
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some aerosol hair spray on there, like that cheap aquanet bull-shit. Light
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it where the hair spray is then toss it into the cannon. Get the FUCK away
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from there immediately.
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If you didn't fuck something up, a flaming ball should have shot out
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(As the flaming ball would ignite the gunpowder.) the end of the cannon and
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landed on something, lighting on fire whatever it came in contact with, then
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blowing up.
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Other ideas: Try stuffing it with gravel, broken glass, thumb
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tacks or ball bearings. They're great for taking
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out cars, by taking the cannon and blasting a shitload
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of thumbtacks in front of a car, phucking up it's
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tires.
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--hack |