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ùáGâùáGâùáGâùáGâ--with a paper clip------[By: þ Zèççè þ]--GâùáGâùáGâùáGâùáGâù
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Hello friends... This txt file will show you how to do
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a fucking lot with a paper clip. I never realized how useful they
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can be. On with it...
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L O C K S
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Chapter 1:
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Luggage Locks:
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Ok, you know those crappy locks that you put on your luggage bags'
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zipppers... well, they are a bitch to open with a screwdriver, cause you need
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something small to get up the twisted inside of one... you cant smash it
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where you are, so use your paperclip.
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[lock picture]
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/---\ Step 1: Straighten out the paper clip
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|___| Step 2: Make a bend, a tight curve at the end
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|ø | of the clip to form a hook.
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|ø ø| (use the opening of the keyhole to bend against)
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----- Step 3: Keep twisting up and to the left in a
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circular motion. If you get stuck,
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[Paper Clip picture] pull it out a little and try again.
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+---------------------+\ If it is jammed, twist the clip to
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| | break it, and remove as much of the clip
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| Hook--> _ / as you can. Then jigggle in air, and the
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| <--Handle broken piece should fall out.
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Note: The first time I did this with biokiller, at my gâandparent's house,
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He got it and I didnt.. to bad we didnt know what we were trying to
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do then :)
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Fake Locks:
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We all have seen fake locks.. the ones that only take a screw driver
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to open, but you dont have one.. this takes a second. Bend the paper clip
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in two, next bend the two ends together, and hold sturdy.
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[Paper Clip Picture]
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/---------\___
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+-> \__________/-- <--Blade
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+--------Handle
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Door Locks:
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Youre friend is locked in the bathroom, or you locked yourself out,
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or, in my case, I use it to lock others out while I am away. So, you need
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to open a door with a little hole in it. there are two kinds.. turn and
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push.. In a turn, you need a flathead screw driver, and you put it straight
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into the hole. Using a paper clip, just make a loop like in the previous
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way, but this time, try to flatten the heads of it, but be carefule, if it
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is pounded on too hard, it will become flimsy and break... thats why I use
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really cool thick paper clips. The second type of lock will cause much less
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fustration than the previous methor, which I dont reccomend if you have
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anything that can be used instead. In this really easy second method for
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the push door locks. Make the clip straight, and push straight in... if you
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dont get it immediatlym try around the sides, or next to the center.... some
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locks are made with the hole off-center..they suck.
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Chains:
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Ok.. I tried this, and ALMOST got it to work... it can work, but it
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take a bit of practice. This is how to open chain locks from outside, once
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you have opened the door. This requires a Large paper clip.
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Step 1: Push door open as far as it will go, Straighten paper clip
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Step 2: Put paper clip as far in as you can still hold it reasonably well
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Step 3: Close Door on paper clip so it takes the shape of the door.
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Step 4: open door, and pull out clip. make a loop facing yourself
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Step 5: Turn the loop upside-down. Try to put the loop facing up so
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it catches the knob on the chain.
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Step 6: Close door and slide theclip up. When it stops, open the door
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a very little bit and push out.
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Note: When I almost got this to work, I used 2 or 3 wired together, so it
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was long enough.
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Computer locks:
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My latest discovery.. I just did it! I was sitting here, and I said
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"What the hell"... it worked, but then I couldnt get it unlocked.. I tried
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3 times, but then I got it... Bend the clip in two.. then insert it with
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on head in the "gâoove" that the lock is pointing to.. in other words...
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if it is in the locked position, put one of the heads into the locked gâoove
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that should be on the right side, not the one on top. put the other head on
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the opposit side... so it is straight across. Then hold it firmly, and turn.
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It worked almost immediatley for me... note.. I think there is a notch, or
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something that must be knocked... so, when yoou turn, the notch, which is in
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between the locked and unlocked "gâooves", is a little hard to turn, with
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the paper clip, but I did it in a sec... nothing to it!
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[Paper Clip]
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/----------
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| /--------
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| | <--Use that part for leverage... this almost hurt my baby soft skin
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\/
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[The LocK]
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locked
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/--+--\ + gâoove
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| (þ) | (þ) Off-center drawing of the center of the lock
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| + unlocked
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\___ /
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F U N
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Chapter 2:
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Good old fuse popper/shocker:
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Someone did this in my last school... It can cause death, so dont do
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it unless you wear rubber gloves, or something to stop yourself from getting
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fried. Once again, bend the clip in half. Insert it into the socket in the
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bathroom or something... the shocker part, is if your dumb enough to
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electrocute your self.
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Cool Ring:
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So.. big ass harry says he is going to beat your ass after school...
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well, this wont help unless you use it right, but get a large paper clip and
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roll it around a marker the size of your finger, after you have straightened
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it out fool... Then, put on the ring... ben the 2 sends so they face out..
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I have used it to cut things.. works fine for me...
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CB melt down:
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You are trying to watch TV, when your neighbor cranks up his 1900
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Watt CB... it gives you bad reception... He is breaking the law, and should
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be punished :)
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Sharpen a paper clip's end, after you straighten it out, or use a pin
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But, this manual shows how to use paper clips, so try this. If you dont
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want RF burn, do it with care, when he isnt transmitting, or with protective
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clothing and gloves on...
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Find his coaxial cable that should go to his antenna, and poke it
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in half way.. when he keys up.. his system will melt down.. this can also
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cause human suffering, or death.
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[Coax/Clip Picture]
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³ #1:Outter Conductor
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_____³_____ [þ]:Core
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/ ³ \ ³:Clip
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| #1 ³ |
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| [þ] |
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\___________/
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Note: This needs the clip to be a conductor, as well as all the others with
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electricity, so if the clip is coated or plastic, it wont work.
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Stop Doors from Closing:
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If you are going somewhere that you think you might be locked in or
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out, then get a large paper clip... use a small something, like a pencil
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and wrap it around it. Put this in the hole that is drilled in the frame
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of doors.. if it isnt long enough... pull on each end.
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Phree Phone Calls ala Bishop:
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Bishop told me this.. I never got it to work, but it does...
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Everyone has done it... put a paper clip connecting the small hole
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under the keypad of a payphone to the metal in the microphone in the
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handset. Dial your number... leave it in until the phone rings once
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or twice.
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More to come... From þ Zèççè þ
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