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þáGâþ
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þárotherhood of Gíds and âetardsþ
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presents
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"How to Run Away From Home"
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by ZORRO
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Disclaimer: If you feel like you actually want to do this, call
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1800-999-9999, and if they dont screw you up
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enuf to do this, then youre not ready.
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This file contains information on how you can use items in different
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rooms in your house in emergency situations. This, for me, is needing to
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escape from guardians.
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Bathroom- Liquid soap can be squerted on and all around locks to make
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them slippery. This can give you a time advantage.
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Wash out either the liquid soap (which may take too much time)
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or a shampoo squeeze bottle, and put in alcholhol. This
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is great for spraying people with... get them in the mouth
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and eyes. I use winterfresh so that it gives them an
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extra tingle.
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If you can rest a small paper cup above the door, and drop it on
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them, it can be very affective. Next, quietly take down the
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shower curtain and get one of the hooks. Keep this as a
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nose clip for when you make the poison gas. Pull down or
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break the curtain rod off of the wall. You now have a
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fighting stick. Open up the medicine cabinet and take out
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an Antacid, and a cleaning acid, like the kind you put
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an ear-ring into. Fill the sink up with acid. Put the clip
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on your nose. Get the rod and smash through the window.
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You have little time now. If there are tampons in the
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room, take the, light them, and throw them. Just before
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you run out of the window, throw the ant acid into the sink.
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Leaving the Shower overflowing is also fun. If you have
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a bath tub, hack off the tubing, or turn it with your hands
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so it is spirting water all over. Push the tub in front of
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door in a diagonal direction, so it cant be opened easily.
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You should always have a towel with run-way gear in the room
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you plan to escape from. Throw it out the window first.
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Jump out the window an run!
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Bedroom- Use a paperclip to short your circut, (dont kill yourself) and
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when the lights go out, smash your window with your lamp.
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Only if they have painted it shut,if not open the window.
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If you need to do this secretly, then use a swiss army knife
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and pry it open. Close it after you so that you can get
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back in that night. I have a remote control light (not
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the one I use to smash through the window) and radio.
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I can make it appear that I am in the room.
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Kitchen- Knives, Knives, and more Knives
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Where to go:
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7/11 for starters. You should be draining and saving as much cash
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as you can before hand. Get some coffee, a peanut bar... arrange too
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meet friends before hand. Dont give your guardians any clue before
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hand as to what you might do ( dont say "What if I runaway tommorow).
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Store some shit in your loocker at school, so you can retrieve it in
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your bookbag the day youre planning to run. Get a friend to sneak
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you in while you try to find a job at McDonalds (where your parents
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would never go). One tactic that works alot is to try to get a job
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at a hotel, to pay off staying there, or board with friends.
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If you are only running away temporarilly, then keep everything
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that you need with you, like food, money, and shit, and try to
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get a room in a cheap hotel. Fake id's DO work... And they only have
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to take your Id if you pay with cash or check, so use a parents
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credit card. (like steal your moms, if they get two, when they
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first come in the mail..they will never know that you took one).
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Live life large, pig out, order adult movies, and have a shitload
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of fun. When your parent (if they find you or you come back) try
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to talk about it... think of funny things and laugh uncontrollably
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through their lecture, and make your way back to your room, lock
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the door, turn up the radio, call a friend, and think of how
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your life really sucks.
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See-youz later: Greetz to HoE/Dark Avenger/Stalker/Dwenlar (u suk)
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Mogel/Gradius/Demented Benz+cosysop
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þáGâþ
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þZoRRoþ
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þL8Rþ
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