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þThe árotherhood of Gíds and âetardsþ
®present¯
Fun at Campgrounds
By: iD
DISCLAIMER:
I am not resposible if you do this
and get caught...your the stupid
one that did it and got caught...
Ever go camping with your parents and get REALLY bored? Well...heres some
stuff you can do to have fun...
1. If the campground has payphones, go up to the phone and look at the
number on the phone. Remember the the first 3 digits. Then dial
any number useing those first 3 digits...if someone answers...stay
on the line...they will just keep saying "Hello...HELLO!..." You
can hear them, but they can't hear you unless you put money in. It's
funny if you keep calling them over and over, they get really pissed.
2. This one only works if #1 works. If the campground has 2 sets of
phones, get the number of the phones on the other side of the
campground and go to another set and call those phones. Campers
pick up the phone. Just like #1.
3. At night, ride your bike by peoples campsites and scream really loud
if they are sleeping.
4. At night, go knocking on peoples campers.
5. If people leave their coolers out at night, steal the coolers and
spread the stuff in the woods. Keep any beer you find though!
6. Put Vaseline on the toilet seats in the bathroom or on the phone
ear pieces.
7. Get a BIG smoke bomb, and light it and put it in the woods. People
will think there is a fire.
8. Get some itch powder...and go into the bathroom and unroll the toilet
paper...put the itch powder on the toilet paper and roll it backup...
people will be itching their whole vacation!!
9. At night...if the campground has poles with the site numbers on them
pull them out of the ground and lay them in the road...or scatter them
all over the campground.
Have fun...but I am not responsible it you get caught..
iD