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þThe árotherhood of Gíds and âetardsþ
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ú ú ú - -- --- -//- Anarchy in the SuperMarket -\\- --- -- - ú ú ú
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ú ú ú - -- --- -//- Written by Paco -\\- --- -- - ú ú ú
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Supermarkets, another wonderful way for an anarchist to get his point
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across. I could list 15 billion things to cause problems in Supermarkets.
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Drop this, drop that, drop this. But that's boring... Here's what to do.
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.úShopliftú.
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This is by far the easiest way to make supermarkets see red.
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(literally (my boss bitches at me if i throw a ONE CENT plastic
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bag away becuase it damages the profits, hence his salary).
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Hell, if you can get a job at this place, skip the small stuff,
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and go to the section úIf You Have A Job Thereú. Now, first off,
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there are things you can steal without even entering the store.
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Where I work, there are always bags of fertilizer or something
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stacked against the wall by the doors. They usually way about
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forty pounds, so you might look a bit odd carrying 50 of them
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away. However, just take a pocket knife, and slit them as you
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walk past. Make it obvious that they're slit on a few, but slit
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the bottoms on the others, and on those where the bottom is slit,
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make sure there is a BIG opening. People will avoid the ones that
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look slit open, and take the one that is torn on the bottom, and
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spill 40 pounds of cow manure on their new shiny whore shoes.
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In the store I work at, here is another thing to try...
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registers registers registers registers
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------\ /--------
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--[1]--- \ Courtesy Counter /---[1]---/
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entrance \ / entrance
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\ /
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The sections marked [1] are where the shelves are. Walk into the
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store through either entrance, and take a cart. Now, say there
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is something like videotapes on the shelves facing the registers.
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You, from where you are standing, see the BACK of the display.
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Something like a package of videotapes will be stacked five or six
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deep, so take about the back three rows and put them in your cart.
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Leave. Do whatever the fuck you want with the stuff. Sell it at
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a flea market. Use it. Open them all up and leave them outside
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the store.
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.úIf You Have A Job Thereú.
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If you have a job at said target, get some friends to help out.
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First of all, there is usually something called a 'till' room,
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where the cashiers count how much money is in their register.
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Right behind that they store all the small stuff (candy, snuff,
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cigarettes, etc) have about 10 kids go into the store, and all
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stand in the small section where the till room is. Someone
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knock on the door and talk to the manager about getting a job at
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the store and when he opens the door, three or four kids go in.
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Another kid opens the door, while another kid walks into the room.
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Take the cigarettes, dip, etc. MAKE SURE WHOEVER WORKS THERE
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(your ally) is "watching" you, and when someone asks what just went
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on, let him say what he "saw". Just some troublemakers, nothing
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happened.
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If you can get to the back rooms, where all the extra food is and
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those humongous rats hang out, you are thrice blessed. Find some
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of the boxes of bleach, with the dividers down the middle. Note
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the height. Look at a suitcase of beer. Note the height. Note
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how the two heights you noted fit PERFECTLY. Need I say more?
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(in case I do [PUT THE FUCKING BEER IN THE BLEACH BOX] and put the
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bleach box in the bottom of a cart, then put three or four EMPTY
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boxes on top of that. Walk out the FRONT and say you're helping a
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friend move. DON'T LET THEM CHECK THE BOTTOM BOX. Say you gotta go
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soon, or gotta piss, whatever it takes. Usually they only check
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the first one or two boxes.
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In the back, find the doors where they unload the trucks. Load up
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a whole pallette of stuff, and get a friend whos got a van to come
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around back. Have them toss the shit in while you pace back and
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forth. If the manager comes, start screaming your fucking head
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off at them. ("Hey, get the hell away from my store!" "Hey, you
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can get in trouble for that! Put it back!")
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.úMiscú.
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If you feel like spending some money, [25 cents] find a water
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machine. Where I work there are machines that give out a gal.
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of water at a time for 25 cents. Put in a quarter and walk
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away. Have someone else walk by and slip and bust their ass.
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úù The änd ùú
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