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Y O U R
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N E I G H B O R
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PART 2
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by:
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amorphous
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INTRODUCTION
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I hope you read part 1 of YOUR NEIGHBOR. This file will discuss what you
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can do to his cable and what to do when you're invited over for a
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cookout. Just read this and get some pretty good ideas. By the way, I
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take no responsibility for the miss use of this article. There. Now go
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make your neighbor's life miserable.
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CABLE
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You can only do this to his cable at about 4:00 in the morning. Because
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if you do it at 1 or 2 in the morning, he's probably one of those types
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that watches TV while he's sleeping. Be careful. Look around his house
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to see where his main TV is. When you get to that room, look around the
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outside of his house for the cable connection. It should be this tiny
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splicer about 2 inches big. There's probably 3 wires going through it.
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Cut all of them and run.
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Another thing you could do to annoy him is to take all of them out, then
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replace them in all different places. He'll turn on the TV in the
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morning only to find he doesn't have cable. He'll go outside and see
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everything looks fine with the cable splice, then call Media One over and
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pay money to see what is wrong.
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COOKOUT
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If he's a dumb neighbor, he'll invite you over for a cookout. Put some
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gunpowder in his grill. (Too much will kill him). Put in a little bit
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just to scare him half to death.
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If you say you have to go to the bathroom and he invites you inside, here
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are some extremely annoying things to do:
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1) Put the gas on in his stove
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2) Steal ALL of his glasses
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3) Sprinkle water inside his computer
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4) Turn his heat all the way up
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5) Turn all of his clocks two hours ahead
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6) Steal all of his dictionaries
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7) Unscrew all of the bulbs in his house
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8) Everything else you can think of
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IF YOU WANT TO CAUSE PAIN
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This will hurt. Take his hairdryer and cut of the plastic where the wire
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is. Now, both wires should be completely showing. Rap another wire
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around both wires tight so you're absolutely sure both wires are
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connecting. Now get some tape to match the cord and rap it around the
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place that you cut so it can hold the wire on and so it won't be
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noticeable. The second he plugs in his hairdryer, he will get a huge
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shock straight from the outlet, it will start sparking and smoking and
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the inside of his walls will catch on fire.
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Another thing you could do, is put some acid in his shampoo bottle.
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Ouch.
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This concludes YOUR NEIGHBOR PART 2. Look out for YOUR NEIGHBOR PART 3.
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