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H O W T O G E T T H E M O S T
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O U T O F S C H O O L
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by:
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amorphous
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INTRODUCTION
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Panic, distress, greif, confusion, aggravation, revenge, annoyance,
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humiliation, pain. That's what this file is all about. The only
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difference is, this takes place in your own school. This will discuss
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different techniques of causing these things to come about. Enjoy
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reading.
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By the way, I will not be held responsible if you crap in your teachers
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desk, pea on your classroom seats, blow up your teachers filing cabinet,
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or anything else that is mentioned in this file.
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EXPLODABLE BALLOON (PAIN)
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Don't you hate those gays that think they're so cool, skip school, and
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smoke outside in front of your lab class? Well, put an end to it.
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Materials:
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Vinegar (the stuff that fizzes when baking soda is added to it)
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Aluminum Foil
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1 Jar
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Balloon
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Put the Vinegar into the jar, then put a piece of aluminum foil to it.
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IMMEDIATELY put the balloon over the jar and it will start filling up
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with an extremely flammable gas. Tie it up and throw it out the window.
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The fags down below are more than likely to pick it up and put it out
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with their smoke.
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BOOM! FIFFFFF! AHHHHHH!
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LOCKS AND COMBINATIONS (aggravation AND ANNOYANCE)
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Super Glue is an amazing substance. It can cause pain, humiliation,
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aggravation, and everything else you can think of. But for this, we will
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be using it for locks. Just stick it in the key holes and watch your
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parent's tax money go up. (Get back at your mother for bringing you into
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this world just by drinking too much wine).
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Another way to cause aggravation for your teachers is to have the
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combination locks for the lockers slowly disappear. This is how you do
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it: Buy a combination lock at a store (obviously). Turn the combination
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clockwise while you slightly pull on the part that opens. You want to
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pull on it enough until the knob your turning clockwise starts vibrating.
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If you notice, every turn around you make, The knob stops at the same
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number. If you check your combination, the first number should be around
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four numbers to the left where the knob kept stopping. Do the same going
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sub-clockwise. When you figure out how to do it, the last number is easy
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to figure. Just keep pulling on the part that opens while you move it
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from one number to the next. When you collect every lock in your school
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and bring them home, you can use them for practice. Another thing to do
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is to keep stealing your own and getting new ones (just don't make it
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noticeable).
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FAKE BOMBS (PANIC)
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This will probably only work in High School where people are more crazy.
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Materials:
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Alarm Clock (get this at a yard sale or something)
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5 or 6 road flares
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Electrical Tape
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Wire
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Glue
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Scissors
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Take the road flares and tape it up with a piece of tape on both side.
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Then, take the wires and put two in each side of the road flares. You
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should have about 10-12 wires sticking out. Then, take the glass off of
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the front of the alarm clock and cut off the second and the hour hand so
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the only one ticking is the minute hand. Now, glue the alarm clock to
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the flares with the whole mess of wires in between. Now take a wire,
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glue it in back of the alarm clock, and tape the wire to the front of the
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alarm clock facing upward in front of the minute hand. Now, what it
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looks like, is the minute hand will hit the wire triggering an electrical
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voltage that will send off the dinamite. If you don't understand this,
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you're not alone. Just use you're imagination and make up one yourself.
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YOUR TEACHER (REVENGE)
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"Why aren't you paying attention in my class?"
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"Well, I was ju..."
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"What were you doing?"
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"Well, I was jus..."
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"What were you doing?!"
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"I was just picking up my p..."
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"Are you supposed to be doing that, or paying attention?!"
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"I was only pi.."
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"Answer my question! When you ask me one, I answer yours. You should
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answer mine. Am I not right Mr. Jenz?!?"
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"Yes."
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"So do what your told!"
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"I was supposed to be paying attention."
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"Do we need a trip down the hall?"
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"No."
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"Well, I think we do. Out the door!"
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"No! I'll pay attention!"
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"It's too late for that Mr. Jenz! You should have thought about that
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before!"
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"But..."
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"BYE MR. JENZ!"
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Don't you hate your teacher? I know I do. So, follow these things to
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do, and you'll be all set.
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1. What you need:
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1 bag
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1-12 logs of dog crap or yours (optional)
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Put this in your teachers desk, filing cabinet, on his desk, or anywhere
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else you can think of.
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2. Look for other files in here for making explosives to blow up her
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shelves or whatever.
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This concludes HOW TO GET THE MOST OUT OF SCHOOL. Look for more of my
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files.
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