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The following is another release from Anarchists Anonymous. This is for everyone
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who has an enemy, this will surely send him weeping to his mommy. Remember this
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isn't a story so if your not going to use it then BUGGER OFF!!!
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We all have an enemy, whether it be someone who picks on you or someone that
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you just plainly hate, this should help you remove yourself of this problem.
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Ways to really bug an enemy:
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COMMON WAYS
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1. Slash the punk's tires, he deserves it.
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2. Let the air out of his tires.
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3. Beat him up, I don't reccomend this if he's on the football team.
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GETTING HIM IN TROUBLE
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1. Hmmm, his locker sure is black. It needs a little more whiteness to create a
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balance. Why not put this bag of white powder in his locker...GOOD IDEA!!!
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Plant fake cocaine on him or in his locker. This can be made by mixing flower
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and sugar together and putting it in a ziploc bag. This could lead to a day
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suspension, or your enemy friend might sweat it out in the principals office.
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2. A really good way to make him lose ALOT of sleep is to put his telephone
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number down as a 24 hour 10 gigabyte pirate bulletin board. He'll either be
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hassled by the cops or constantly phoned, when he won't even have a board!!
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3. You're a hacker right? Good, well you should be able to access his grades.
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As you're lowering his grades remember two things. 1. Never raise your grades
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at the same time or they'll know who changed the grades. 2. Never decrease
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his mark by more then 2 grades. Drastic changes will be to obvious and the
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staff will realize their mistake sooner. Even though you may only lower his
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grade by one mark, no one will notice as fast and the effect will be much
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longer.
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4. Hopefully that one of those teachers will notice that rotting fish that you
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planted in your victims locker. That smell sure could get him in trouble.
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ANARCHY ATTACKS
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The following are Anarchial ways to attack your enemy.
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1. Walk up behind the victim and run a glue stick through his hair. This sticks
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right on touch, it can't be seen and it sticks like hell. I personally use
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contact cement.
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2. Sit thumb tacks up on his seat. This causes extreme pain and results in
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extreme shouts.
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3. During gym take his clothes and dunk them in the toilet.
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4. Poke a single pin through his white out in his pencil case (this will start
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leaking soon).
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5. Accuse him of racism and tell all the black people (if he's white) that he
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makes "black" jokes. This will result in all blacks fighting him (he's toast).
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6. Steal and burn ALL of his books.
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7. Set him on fire (just kidding....NOT).
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8. Post porno centerfolds all over his locker. This works really well when it's
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parents night and they're gonna wanna see his locker. For a real laugh and to
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really scare his parents post porno pictures of the same sex (his parents will
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think he's, ( or she's,) gay).
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9. Take your class attendance and mark him absent ALOT. This may sound stupid
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but his parents sure will wonder why he was away 46 days and he was only sick
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for eight!! He could get in a helluva lot of trouble for this!
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10. Steal all his pens and pencils during gym class.
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11. Steal the class bully's pencil case and put it by your enemy's clothes (in
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gym). He'll get plenty of poundings!!!
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12. Trap a live rodent (for a better effect get more then one) and throw them
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in your enemy's locker. When he opens it....AAAHHHHH!!!!
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13. Find your enemy's hat and add glue (must use liquid glue because it makes a
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much bigger mess). When he puts on his hat there'll be glue all over him.
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14. On the way from school scare the hell out of him. Pretending to have
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a gun in your hand always works. Now from atop the hill call him and point the
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pretend rifle. Now have another buddy of yours set off a black cat. Continue
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this as he runs home...crying!!!
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15. Of course..the common ordering him 6 deluxe pizzas with the works and 4 six
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packs of coke always works. Especially if you do it from every pizza place in
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town!!
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16. Steal his homework, and write up a pile of crap in his handwriting and hand
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it in for him.
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17. Write his mother's name and number on the walls of a gas station, with the
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inscription " For cheap sex call...FREE!"
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18. Bug the asshole about how you did it with whoever he likes.
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19. Get a book of matches and coat it in oil or gasoline. Then set the book
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on fire and drop it in the enemy's schoolbag. The good part is that he probably
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won't notice it, until he feels the heat and turns around to see his back on
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fire!!!!
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20. If he has an open can of pop then this is a good prank. Take the open can
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of pop and put a dead fly (or a live bee) in his drink. He'll be fucking
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pukeing. Be warned though, if he swallows a live bee, it may kill him.
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Well that's the end of that file. Sorry for the delay but I got bored of it for
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a while. Hope you enjoy it and it should come in usefull for your fave fiend!!!
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By: The Anarchial Artist
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Date: 9:21 pm, June 26 1993
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Notes: Shit....did that lady see me??
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Greets go out to: Psycho for doing the garbage thang, Bloodthirsty Nun for
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giving me some more fuel, Bad Command for all the shit he puts up with, Spaceman
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Spiff for being the BEST sysop ever, and to me for writing this.....
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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"Your life is a joke.......yer mom gives me the poke"
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-Anarchial Artist '93
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