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³ The Art Of Harrasing A School ³
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Well, exams have come and gone for, yet another semester. So as the
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cramming ceases, the Anarchy is reborn....So AA returns with the fifth
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pack, enjoy. As for this text file, it has to deal with the sheer joy
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that us Anarchists got during our exam break.....school harrasment!!!
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Yes, the fun we had making the life of the Junior High teachers ever so
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aggrivating!!! So, the following text is pretty much a diary and compilation
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of some techniques we used to keep those fags out of their classes.
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Those punks stayed out of class so much, they might as well've been off
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with the rest of us. So enjoy the show as we embark on a journey to
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excavate the losers from their shells of higher education....
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1. A bomb threat is the best way to see that a school gets cleared, the
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staff will HAVE TO keep everyone out of the school for about an hour.
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Make sure you call the school and then the police, and maybe the fire
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department. For some schools will rule out that it could actually be a
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bomb and will ignore the call, although that is against the law... So
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call all three places for a guaranteed clearing. And for even greater
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fun call a local news station for a bit of fun!! A way to make the papers
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with your little prank, would be to do it to EVERY school in the area.
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In my little suburbian nightmare, we've got a nice close knit area with
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about six schoold, just call every one of them and give bomb threats.....oh
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what fun!!!
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2. Hurling various projectiles at a school will most definetly arouse
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attention.I work with various "fun things" such as napalm, firebombs,
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tennis ball grenades and things of the sort!!! Aiming at such pinpoint
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areas like windows, doors cars, and any other large objects, will give
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added attention!!!
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3. Making your own little spectacle of fire in the school area will
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create quite a decent amount of attention. I would reccomend the
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following procedure to raise a dance of fire of your own. First
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walk around the corners of the playground non chalantly dropping and
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leaking any flammable liquid (gasoline, paint thinner) in various areas
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of the playground. Then fire things like flaming darts onto the gas, that
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should light it for you. This will allow the safety of distance, not to
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mention a good seat to watch the scrambling of frantic teachers to beat
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down the "HIGHLY dangerous" fire.
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4. A nice idea is of course, the burning cross. This will let the mutha
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fuckaz of teachers know that we are white, and we are right. Let them see
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how you're points of view affect the black portion of your community. This
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will definetly scare the shit out of the teachers at any school, especially
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a Catholic school! I usually combine idea #1 with this idea....it's great
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when they have to stand by the burning cross....
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5. Using things such as plastic wood, or contact cement, one can easily set
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fire to small cracks and keyholes, and shit like that. Just jam the shit in
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the cracks in the wall or keyholes, or any other niche that you can find,
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and then light. It's cool to see various parts of the wall alight. Then to
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make it even more interesting, you can break glass jars or bottles filled
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with gas, on the flames. This will (most definetly) add to the flame on the
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walls!! Using Napalm instead of gas will prevent the gas from dripping down
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the wall. See pack #4 for instructions in the creation of making Napalm.
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6. Performing Satanic rituals while the losers are standing out of the
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school from the bomb threat will raise ALOT of not so good attention,
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and will raise the fear of the teachers and any supervisors that are
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nearby. The kids will be scared out of their mind, and you will love
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it....the good part is that the asshole teachers cannot do a fucking
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thing about it, since you're not doing anything (legally) wrong, although
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you are worshipping the devil.
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7. Using thermite on the top of portables in B R O A D daylight will
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generate alot of chatter and will scare the shit out of the asshole
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teachers. If you pack enough of this shit then you'll burn through the
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cheap shit that they call metal, but is really wannabe metal (school
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budgets!!!). You should reach a thin layer of brown wood, just cut or
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burn your way through the wood and there you are. All that will be standing
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between you and the portable is those piece of shit styrofoam-like panels
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that they use to roof the portables. What I like to do once at that point,
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is get a little bit of gas and pour it on the panels. Now set it on fire
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and let it melt the panels into absolute shit. It will probably start to drip
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on some asshole student. Well this is hillarious as these cheap panels
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start sizzling on some losers head or on his back. Now this is usually an
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Anarchists cue to get the fuck out of there, but I would stay around for a
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little longer just to see the fucker get dripped on. You could of course
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burn these panels without the gas, but the gas will allow flames to drip as
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well, so the top of their portable will be spewing fire....HAHAHAHA!!!
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8. Beating the shit out of the portables with baseball bats for many 10
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second intervals will have the teachers in frantics, wondering who is
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destroying her class!!! I would suggest doing it every 5-6 minutes, so
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just as she gets settled, CRACK....BASH!!! Oooo the glee!!!
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9. Hurling things such as bricks and large rocks in some assholes window
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will scare the living shit out of some fuckahz. They will also stop
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the "silence" during a test. This can also (much more easily) be done
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in a portapac, just run in...hurl it down the hall and then get the
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fuck out of their. Things that work better then rocks are as
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follows.... tennis ball grenades, lit fire bombs and anything that
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will make extensive noise or generate 'nuff fire!!!
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10. Another thing to do while in a portapac is to pile all sorts of
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fucking coats and bags, that the students will have hanging on hooks
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in halls, on those cheap ass fucking carpets that they use to saturate
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the mud that these little fucks bring in. Well, now you should have
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a decent pile of cloth and shit in front of you. Now, if you haven't
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been caught by now, pour gas, and burn the fuckah clean. This will
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lead to a definite clearing of the portapac and probably the school!!!
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11. Now, if you are one of those people who think that, why should
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little kids suffer for what their predecessors (adults) have done
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to fuck you up. So you may not posses the evil that is required to
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burn some little kids bag and coat. So you could always just gas soak
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the rug and then burn the piece of shit until it bleeds....
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12. The splattering of rotten/moldy/old vegetables on some teachers
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windows will result in the upmost disturbance of classroom activities
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for that pathetic class. Another great idea is to get a nice blank
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sheet of paper and decorate it with your "not so correct" beliefs.
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Swotstika's and Anarchy symbols will most definetly help them see the
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light. And some White Supremacy signs wouldn't hurt. Another way of
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"window fucking" these punks would be to pour gas on the windows and
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then light it. This will usually scare the living shit out of any loser
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punk who knows nothing about fire. And as for open windows, well we all
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love fun with those. Just pour some contact cement on the window base
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or the inner window cill and then light. This will start giving out
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black smoke which is (very) bad for one's health. After this fills the
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room, if the asshole teacher learned anything during his days of
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University he will learn it would be best to either get rid of the fire
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or get rid of the students....
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13. Setting the school dumpster on fire will attract ALOT of attention
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from the whole school. Usually our paranoid infested educators will
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call the fucking fire department....
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14. A hillarious way to bring attention to yourself and make teachers
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very scared would be to walk throughout the halls with a half decent
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switchblade (nine or ten inches long), slashing all the shit on the
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walls and all the nasty plastic cheap Zellers coats and bags that hang
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from the hooks on the wall. This will definetly have the staff in an uproar.
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15. Lobbing things such as tennis ball grenades and napalm firebombs
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into the main lobby of a school will scare the living shit out of any
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normal staff member. It will usually cause ALOT of excitement, and will
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end up having the police pay a visist to the school. The kids will
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probably be evacuated and will love ya for it!!! As for the teachers,
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well you can imagine how they will feel when smoke starts pouring into their
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main lobby.
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Well, that ends my first text for The Fifth Pack from Anarchists Anonymous.
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I hope you enjoy this text as much as everyone who has seen it so far, they
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met it with evil grins. Well that just about ends this text, until the next
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one.
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GrrrEats
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1. Purple Tentacle - Sorry about the misunderstanding, yer always welcome
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here!!
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2. Ob1 - If I had a new computer!!!
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3. Guile - Well, how about another Anarchy run, and another visit to
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Step-On-Me?
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4. Dave - You are the lamest ever, rot in a bloody cesspool of shit....
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5. Carders - Card a whale at 1-800-4WHALES....I know I will!!
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Anarchial Artist Greetz - STD - WWF - RZR - PTG (still best group around) -
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- CHiNA - And all other groups whom I can't think of..
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-[[[]][[]][[]][[]][[]][[]][[]][[]][[]][[]][[]][[]][[]][[]][[]][[]][[]][[]][[]-
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"White Man's Gotta God Complex??? White Man Is God!!!!"
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-Anarchial Artist '94
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