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Some Usefull Things To Do
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With X Friends
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By: The Anarchial Artist
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Date: July 4th 1993
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Notes: Happy Birthday United States.
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Foreward: Well today is America's birthday. To bad I live in Canada. You're
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probably thinking...CANADA??? They have computers in Canada? Yes, I suppose
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I'm one of the first text writers to evolve to be known continent wide, and to
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come from Canada. Captain Kid did the original of this text phile which was
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entitled "The 10 Ten Things To Do With Ex Friends". Unfortuanetly he just
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didn't have enuff goodness within his worx, and it was to short...so I'm taking
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it upon myself to write a file worthy of the name: Anarchists Anonymous.
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-<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>-
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1. If you were really good friends with this guy then he probably told you alot
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of his secrets. You could blackmail him with these, making him pay you $20 a
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week, just for you not to tell everyone about how Uncle Henry does things to his
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dick that he doesn't like.
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2. Post on bulletin about his awesome pir8 board that's open 24hrs a day and
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All new users get 500 free fp's. People will be calling him non stop to get
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on his fake bulletin board, it'll be especially funny at 1 in the morning.
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3. Tell everyone about the dumb names that his parents used to give him as a
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small child. This 'll really piss him off and embarrass him to hell. I have a
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friend who had REALLY bad nicknames but luckily we're still good friends.
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4. Usually your friend will let things slip as you become better friends. For
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instance he may give you his password to a really ELITE board. Or he might
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happen to give you the code to his garage opener while you're house sitting
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for him. These all come in very handy when you to despise each other.
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5. Spend a little cash and advertise in the local newspaper. Get a full page ad
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that says something like "You can also make free calls through Bell, AT&T, and
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Sprint just dial this number (your ex-friends number of course) between 11pm and
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6am and we'll explain to you how you can achieve this, please ask for (your
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ex-friends name)...thank you." This is fucking hillarious!!
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6. Your ex friend will have probably told you really secretive things like who
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he likes. So go yelling your head off and phone everyone who he's ever liked
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and tell them. It'll be fucking hillarious!!!
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7. Go to the library and get a card out in his name (with all the REAL details).
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Then take out lots of books the second day you have the card. When the
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librarian calls him for those 3 year overdue books (that you never intend to
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return) he'll have no idea what they're talking about....but he'll HAVE to
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pay for them!!!
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8. Once again we come back to some of those special secrets that friends tell
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each other. You can use these against the guy to SUCH an extreme, it isn't
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funny (well it is actually). For instance you can tell the whole school about
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those really nasty habits that he has (shits in the night, gives himself head).
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Or you could spread such tales about there parents and get them in shit. For
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example you could phone the office telling them about the guys little run in
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with the law!!! The possibilities are endless!!!
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9. Take your friends favourite things and FUCK THEM UP!!!! For instance if he is
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a cat luvver then grab his cat and staple it to his front door!!! Or you could
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steal his stamp collection. Rip the stamps and then mail them back tgo him in
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an envelope...you get the picture.
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10. Set him up for a BIG BASHING. Get together some of your friends and meet at
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a place where the local fiend (heheheheheh) is seen commonly. Now, as he turns
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a street corner (or whatever). Start pelting him with rocks and marbles and
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anything you can think of. Then when he's crouched on the ground from your
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onslaught of projectiles start kicking the living shit out of him. And when
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you're done doing that throw him in a garbage can. This is fucking GREAT!!!
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Well that wraps up another AA phile. I've been getting alot of good feed back
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from lotsa people on the boards. If you wanna try and reach me I can be found on
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boards in the 416/519 (and soon the 415) area codes. We'll chat or whatever or
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if you've gotta good idea for a text then post me some messages about it. I've
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gotta few more things I wanna say.
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1. Wanna become an Anarchists Anonymous dist site? Well try and reach me, Guile
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or Cpt Kid on any boards in the 416/519 area codes. Here's a few boards that I
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regulate on. Gold And Glory, Ryu's Dojo, Fortified Delegation, and many more.
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You'll get ALL our texts first day and your board name will be included in our
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next texts.
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2. If you want to join AA and feel you've got th gift of Anarchy then get in
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contact with either me, Sir Hackalot, or Guile. They can all get to me....fast.
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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"Hey....do you guys remember a group named YAM????"
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-Anarchial Artist '93
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