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Random Anarchy
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Well, shit here we are at the FOURTH AA text pack. The third one had kind of
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a (very) late release, but we were intending to squeeze in a reader, but to no
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avail. Anyways, now as we release the fourth pack (complete with reader), we
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at AA are growing. But, I'll leave that juicy shit for the info file, let me
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get down to the text, which has to do with RANDOM Anarchy. This should be a
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LARGE text file, since it has no real topic.....and is just random Anarchy.
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This text deals with ALL points of Anarchy which don't fit into a specific
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topic (which is ALOT of things), and should be very imformative and cruel! But
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enuff shit with me...on with the text....
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1. Signposts on some assholes front porch is always hillarious!! Things such as
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"no exit" are always fun when leaned up on someone's door. Just set it up at
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the doorstep and then R I N G the doorbell (the next assumable step would be
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jetting). Watch as the stupid fucks start to panic, some assholes will put the
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god damned thing back, and others will laugh!!! Signs such as stop leaned to
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face away from someone's door are a HUGE laugh, not to mention a falling rocks
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sign on someone's patio.
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2. A tank of gas and a cold and boring night can go a long way. Setting fires
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to various things such as poles, doors, signs, parks, dumpsters, windows, snow
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and ANYTHING you can think of. Setting fire to snow is amazing to watch, for it
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is like a blue flame jumping back and forth on the snow!!!
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3. Shooting out someone's windows isn't very imaginative, but VERY costly, and
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just think....after you do that....you could throw all kinds of shit at the
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fag's inside. Things such as tennis ball grenades, moloctov bombs, napalm,
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flaming darts and many other things are all great ideas.
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4. Ah, the wonders of thermite, the possibilities of this shit are endless.
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What can't you do with shit that'll burn up to 3500 C (6000 F)!!! This shit
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will (easily) melt through most locks, shit such as fortress fones, no problem. So
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imagine what you the little Anarchist can do with your readily available
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thermite. You could burn a nice big nazi symbol onto the hood of a car, or how
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about what this shit would do to school doors....imagine!!!! The following is
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how to make thermite (fuckin' easy!!).
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Materials:
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- 10 grams of Powdered Iron Oxide.
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- 10 grams of Powdered Aluminum.
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Procedure:
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Well, there is really no "proper" way to make thermite, basically just
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mix the two substance and make them as homogenous as possible. This is a (very)
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easy task and can be done by any two year old. The ratio is 50% / 50% based on
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weight. The mixture can be made in different masses, as long as the ratio is
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kept at a balance (ex: 30 grams of each substance).
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Usage:
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Just, when you thought, "finally a chemical for dumb people", think
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again. Thermite is a MEGA bitch to ignite. It is done using the following
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steps.
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1. Stick a magnesium strip in the thermite
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2. Step back and light with blowtorch
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3. When strip reaches thermite, the thermite will ignite.
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4. Enjoy!!!
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NOTE: Thermite is (obviously) very stable, for it is such a bitch to light, so
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don't worry about transportation of the shit.
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5. Epoxy'ing locks of people's homes, car doors, schools and any other possible
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lock that you can find is ALWAYS fun. You can piss yourself watching the
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suburbanite FAGGITZ trying to get into their doors, as they mumble about how it
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"must be the damn cold weather"!!!
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6. Using an adjustable wrench is always fun. Those can be (easily) lifted from
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your shop class. Now with your new wrench just walk around everywhere you can
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think of dismantling EVERYTHING you can think of. Go ALL around malls, houses,
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schools, buses and everything else you can think of and unscrew tons of shit.
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This 'll be hillarious. In one shop class me and two friends decided that
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bridge building sucked and by the end of the class had all the (un)mounted
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desks off their screws in the ground, we then started picking them up and
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moving them around the room!!
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7. Using various bombs that have been made in your "spare time", you can blow
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holes, no, CHUNKS out of tennis courts. If you're really good you'll be able to
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blow craters out of the courts. This 'll be hillarious as Parks And Rec try to
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fix it up, and even more funny when some loser faggits try to play!!!
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8. Many streets nowaydays have those LARGE mailboxes which have a small slot
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for each house. This is to save the mailmen time and to save the goverment
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money. Well this can be used to every Anarchists advangtage. These mailboxes
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are complete pieces of shit quality wise, and can be cut open very easily.
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Well, what dumb fuck is gonna put mail in a mailbox that can't be shut. So
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what you do is cut out through the metal, and cut a square for each box. But
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do it at the back, so the mailman will not suspect anything. You should have
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cut them so you have a small metal square for each box, well cut them out and
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them place them back in place, so the mailman won't see that there is a hole
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in the back of each cubicle. So once the mailman has delivered the mail and is
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well out of sight, run up to the box (with concealing clothes on) and punch out
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all of the boxes, and grab the mail. Now, you're probably thinking...what the
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fuck am I gonna do with mail. Well alot of "interesting" things can be done
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with mail. Take the cheques, blackmail the faggit. All sorts of things. But the
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best is yet to come, each of these mail boxes has a BIG cubicle to hold
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packages, well if you start to intercept them...hehehehehe....all kinds of free
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shit!!! Have fun....
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9. This is very similar to number eight, but slightly differed. This is the
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same idea but is to be preformed in those big red mailboxes in which you send
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mail. Well, ALOT of mail will be (much) easier intercepted by you. This can be
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done by slicing a HUGE hole in the back of it, or you could just reach in. I
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suggest the latter idea. All you really have to do is reach in and grab a
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handful of shit and dumb 'em in a bag. If you need to you could always use
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salad tongs to pick up deep mail. I suggest three people for this, one to grab
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one to hold a garbage bag and the other to perform lookout. This is best done
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at early morning hours.
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10. Still wanna fuck with the mail huh??? Well, a real good way to ruin ALOT of
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letters is simple. You could just throw in a cocktail bomb and they would all
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be alight, or you could pour a bit of gas down the slot and throw in a match.
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These are all fun ways to make sure that your report card never gets sent home!
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11. Lockers at school are the perfect place to set off bombs of smoke bombs, or
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just set fires. But of course what fucking idiot would do it in his own fucking
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locker, so you need to do it someone else's. Yet, alas, no fag will let you use
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his locker for "bomb testing", so you're going to have to use it...without him
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volunteering. Well you probably haven't noticed the fact that most lockers have
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what appears to be a grate at the foot (bottom) of the locker. This is just
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some metal with holes in it, thus resembling a grate. Well a few good kicks
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will usually send those crashing in and thus you have a nice size slit at the
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bottom of the locker. This can be used for all of the above things like bomb
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testing, fire starting and especially smoke bomb testing (definetly result in
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a fire drill).
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12. Clogging up your favourite assholes car's tailpipe with shit such as first
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a banana and then wet toilet paper then paper and then more wet toilet paper.
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This will end up with SERIOUS exhaust fumes in the car and the fag won't know
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it until he's breathing them!!!
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13. Here's a way to SERIOUSLY fuck up cars. Around a half decent turn, where
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the cars can't see what's up the turn, do the following. Cut loose (or unravel)
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a tennis net from a tennis court and do the following. Take the net and hook
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it up so that it strectches across a road. It will probably be (very) tightly
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stretched and if a car at a good speed has a run in with this outstretched net,
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well they'll either drive into it and then be propelled back or will snap the
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net and go driving with a tennis net on their car. I have only seen the latter
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happen to any cars, but the first possibility will happen depending on the car
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size. The area where I set up the net's has a nice weak fence behind it, so if
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the car snaps back it goes SLAMMING into the fence.
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14. Make a large amount of tennis ball bombs (see recipe below) and replace
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them at some poor bastard's tennis match. This way once the man who swings the
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racket first will be face to face with a large and unexpected blast and will
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probably do some minor damage.
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15. We've all had fun with those model rocket engines, that you can buy at any
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hobby shop, well here's a few more ideas for that clay. For those of you who
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are stumped when I talk about the rocket engine clay, here's what ya do. Get a
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model rocket engine from a hobby shop. They come in grades such as A or B. Well
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the bigger the better. Now cut open the brown shell that the clay's in. And get
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all that hard clay and ground it up until it's a nice fine powder, not set it
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on fire.....see what I mean??? This shit goes up like a minature nuclear bomb!!
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It only lasts a second, but will scare the living shit out of someone. Now
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just think of all the fun you can have with these. You could replace the sand
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in mall ashtrays with it, or put a good amount on the end of some fucks smokes.
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What fun you could have. The possibilities with this shit are endless!!!
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Damn, that went fast. Well so far I have three texts in the works for this text
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pack and they're all a GOOD size. So, this pack is (like the rest) gonna rock.
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This pack should have the reader complete in the pack, plus a nice intro from
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one of us at AA. An interesting thing happened today. While working on a text,
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I get a fone call from Lord Sauron. Well we all remember sometime in the works
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of pack two Lord Sauron acted against AA and was forever condemmed from the AA
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rankings. Well now Sauron wants back into the rankings of AA, well there is no
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way in hell he will EVER be in our group while I'm alive. But we will watch him
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and watch him squibble to get in the group. We'll keep you updated!!!
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-[-[-[-[-[-[-[-[-[-[-[-[-[-[-[-[-[-GREETZ-]-]-]-]-]-]-]-]-]-]-]-]-]-]-]-]-]-]-
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1. Lord Sauron - You?? Back?? I don't fuckin' think so....
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2. Future Crew - 2 MEG INTRO??? Wowsers!!!
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3. FOX 29 - Give it up you lame fuck.....
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"Reach out and C R U S H someone!?!?!?"
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-Anarchial Artist '94 |