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Easy Anarchy
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So.. ya wanna be an anarchist? eh? Well... if yer about 13- 16 yrs old,
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it can really be tough to do all that shit ya see in those huge
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anarchist's books. Though they all sound so cool and all... there almost
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impossible to do cus of yer age. Tell me, how many times have you tried
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to get the ingriedients for a smoke bomb, a time bomb, or hell... even
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a cat bomb? I tried to get all the materials needed, but whenever i go
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into that damm friggin ida pharmacist store, some damm old bitch always
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asks me what i intend to do with it. Sometimes the old bitch goes like
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this "You don't intend to sniff that up your nose, do you?" I tried
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to buy salt petre fer a smoke bomb and that's what thed old hag said.
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Shit! Even when i go to the damm variety store to ask fer a pack of matches
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the damm chinker asks what it's for. You all had these sorta problems,
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rite? Well... i've come up with a few things you can do and get if you
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have difficulty gettin and that complicated chemicals. here is a list of
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things you must get and what you can get to be a jr. anarchist.
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1: you'll need a lighter or 2 (scripto lighters always are better, ya
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don't gotta keep yer finger on the gas release button)
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2: several bottles of lighter fluid. (you can get em in grocery stores, no
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questions asked.) to fill up your lighter. And even to pour it over
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things which you may wanna burn. (safer to carry than gasoline! Ya don't
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want a tank o' gas blowin yer ass off while yer carryin it!)
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3: a couple of large candles so you don't waist your lighters fluid.
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(best to buy the thick short ones, easier to carry.)
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4: A large box of normal paper matches.
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5: a large box of strike anywhere wooden matches (if ya didn't know, they
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can be lit newhere, like on the ground.)
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6: Wind and water proof wooden matches. for those windy and stormy days
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when ya wanna burn down Mr. Rogers tree. (they can be a lot of $$$$$.
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You can get about 20 matches for $2.00. But they're worth it!)
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7: Tape!! Always carry some good tape with you! And not no cheap scotch
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tape! Tape can be usefull to hold a mini bomb against a tree, dog,
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cat, car, etc.
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8: A slingshot is a must!!! You gotta have some kinda weapon to protect
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yerself if some fuckin old geezer chases you fer bombing his dog.
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Just run a couple of meteres away from the old man, turn around, and
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nail the fuckin geizer in between the eyes!! Don't ferget to spray the
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anarchist's symbol on his forehead!
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9: Spray paint. You all know the kinda fun you can have with that!
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10. Ok.. this may be a toughie... a bb gun! Preferably not the rifle style.
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though they have 8 times better aim than the hand gun, it's not easy
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to run and shoot in the same time! It's not really too hard to get one
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fer yerself. Ya just need some connections. I know a guy who has about
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10 different hand bb guns and 17 rifles. Ya just need connections.
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11. Money always helps to hire dumb little chumps to do some simple
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dirty work, while yer off doin somethin else. Or just use the money
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to set him up... make sure a cop's around while he's doin the job
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ya paid him for. but make sure he doesn't know who you are, where you
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live or anything like that, cuz the little prick'll tell the cop ya
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gave him money to do the job.
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All rite!! Now that ya know the basic equipment required, you
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can cause some anarchy!!!! Here are some real cool ideas for Easy, but
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destructive and fun anarchy. Some of these i have tried, the others are
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ones i thought of and perhaps intend to do. Here's a list:
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1: Here's how to make a little cherry bomb out of a pack of matches.
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First get a pack of paper matches. Pull out the staple that holds
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the body of matches to the paer packet. Now that the body of
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matches out, get the paper packet and flip both sides backward.
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(make it so that it's an inside out paper with the part were you
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light the match is on the inside, not the outside like when you
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first bought it. Now get the body of matches and put it inside
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so that the match heads are touching the part were you light the
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match. Close all the flaps together and than tape it up real tight
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and good with scotch tape so that no air gets in the packet. Be
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carefull while you're doin this, if you accidently rub the heads
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against the match lighter while it is taped up, it'll blow up in
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your hand and cause a 3rd degree burn. And also cause you're
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ears to ring for about 10 min! Now that you have the bomb,
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wip it on the cement ground and BANG! Loud like a cherry bomb.
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But don't pick up the packet, it'll be so hot it'll burn ya on
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first contact with it. Wait about a min b4 pickin it up. Now if
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ya wanna be creative, get a another packet of matches, do the same
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thing with taping it up and all, but make two bombs, tape em
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together and throw it! It'll be 2 times as loud! And so, just
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keep attachin more packs to one another. (note: Make sure the
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matches you buy are good cardboard stick matches with large heads
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on them.) Now, if you wanna cause some pain on a dog, cat, or
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maybe even a human, tie a very small rock to the packet of matches
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and throw it at the target. It'll burn the suckers skin real bad!
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Or if at all possible, tape it to the victim and hit the pack with
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a stick or somethin and the victim will have searing pain until
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the packet is removed! hahahaha!!
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2: Ok, this is similar to idea number 1 but much more destructive!!!
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Get a box full of strike anywhere matches, throw in some sandpaer
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into the box of wooden matches. Now seal the box up with tape or
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anything that prevents air from getting in. Grab the box and whip
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it at some little fag and watch the explosion! This ain't no cherry
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bomb! This is a bomb! It's called a mini bomb. It causes a small,
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but painfull and destructive explosion. It also causes the target
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to burn and choke from smoke! A wicked weapon! And so easy to make!
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Tie it to a tree and throw a rock at the box. Watch tons of wood
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burn and break off the tree! Cool!! (note: strike anywhere matches
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are wooden and have large red heads of gunpowder, very easy to find
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and buy.)
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3: This is an amazing trick to do at yer high school. But ya gotta
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be carefull, you could get in deep shit if you're caught! All rite...
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first you'll need some white chalk or pastel. Or some kind of thing
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that will leave a white mark on the parking lot of your school. Then,
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you'll need some kinda fake blood, and a blank shooter gun. They look
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real enough. You'll also need those yellow caution tapes that says
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"Caution" You can find them around construction sites. Ok, now to
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start. Get a friend to lie down on the parkinglot of your school.
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Grab the chalk or whatever white marker you'll
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use to trace his body. After you trace his body on the road, trace
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his body again somewhere within less than 100 meters of the other
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traced body. Now splatter the real lookin fake blood around the
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traced figures. Grab the caution tape and set it up around the
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two traced figures to make it look like the cops put it there.
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Now grab the blank shooter and fire it into the air twice. Don't
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worry, it'll be loud enough for everyone in the school to hear. Now
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drop guns beside figures and Fuckin run!!!!!! Run somewhere where you'll
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have an alibi. Stick with the nerds while people run out to see what
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happened. Act like you don't know what's goin on. And watch the show and
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enjoy!! hehehehe!
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4: This is a pretty good idea to shoplift variety stores and other small,
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but good stores. First of all, there are 2 restrictions. First, it's gotta
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be winter time. Second, you'll need a daring assistant who can run the 100
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meter dash damm fast. Oh yeah, and there is a third. There can be no more
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than 2 store owners in the store. Ok. You'll need a ski mask, the kind
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you wear when the winter snow is blowin in yer face. And your face
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can't be seen. With your fast, daring assistant, walk into the store
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with your ski mask on. Don't worry, it's winter, you won't look
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suspicious in the ski mask. Now, the fast daring assistant must steal
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something rite infront of the owner so that he can see that he just
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stole something. The daring assitant now runs like fuckin hell!!!
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While the dumb ass owner runs out to catch the little hoodlum, you
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start loadin yer pockets with the goods. Yer must keep the owner busy
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while you grab the stuff. But the assistant must not outrun the owner
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by too much, make the owner think he's gonna catch you. Let him stay
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on your heels. You have to do this because if you outrun him by too
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much, he'll give up and return to the store. But making him think he's
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real close to catchin and you will make him continue the chase.
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Now if there is another owner in the store, the lootin person has gotta
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hurry before the other moron realizes what's happenin. It's risky,
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but real fun and very rewarding!
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5: Here's an idea to really piss of teachers in your school, and to get
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evacuated. Get a couple of friends to pour some lighter fluid on a
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tennis ball, and than light it. Tennis balls burn for up to half an
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hour, if not put out. Ok. Most schools' ceilings in the class rooms
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have those large rectangle pieces of cardboard or styrafoam that can
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be lifted up to look at the pipes and shit. Now, lift the board and
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toss these flaming balls up there all over the school! When the FD
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comes, they'll be so pissed off tryin to find were the fire is comin
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from! It'll take them ages to find it in all the smoke and confusion.
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And the school will be evacuated for hours! (note: the flaming tennis
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balls will not cause a fire. The material up above the boards won't
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catch fire. But the boards may either burn away like paper after a
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while. So don't worry about the school burnin down, the worst that
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could happen is a couple of celing boards just burn away.)
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6: Shoot the windows out of your school at 1 in the morning
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7: Make a bomb threat from a pay phone, by law, they must evacute
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the school.
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8: grab your trusty spray can, light a thick long candle, spray at the
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candle and watch the blow torch. Fry your friends!! Joy!!!
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9: Ok, you'll need and oiled up rag. And your trusty lighter. Light
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the rag, and throw it into a mail box filled with all those checks,
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love letters, money... (oh yeah, I mean the mail boxes were people
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put there letters to send to other people, not the mail box
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attched to the side of someones house!!!)
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Well... this ends the first easy Anarchy text file, until i think
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of more and try more!!!
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This text file was made for the Dark Tower Crew and their leader,
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Sir Hackalot. This was written by Obi Wan Kenobi. Anyone who
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takes credit for writing this file will be blacklisted on any board
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I and the Darktower Crew can find you on! Thanks!
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Greets go out to: Sir Hackalot (for takin me into the Anarchists Anon crew)
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Bud (for not kickin me off the Green Iguana bbs when
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i argued too much)
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Gatekeeper (cuz i helped him on his brd and offered
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to make the first donation to his brd.)
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Raddle Snakes (cuz i wanna get on his board again,
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but i can't ever since he chaged to
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Exile Node! Would ya delete me! I
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wanna re-apply!)
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All the Anarchists Anonymous Crew (for bein the coolest team
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around!)
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*Obi Wan Kenobi
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