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Bored Fun
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By The Anarchial Artist...June 16 1993 "What A Bitch Uva Week"
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The followin' iza list of things to do when yer bored. Remember don't
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read this if you like rules, ANARCHISTS ONLY!!!
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1. Beat up a smaller brother or sister, this is even more fun if you torture
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them. But hey they're family right....so don't kill 'em or anything.
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2. Recrute a smaller brother or sister. That's really good idea, get Anarchy
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flowin' through them as soon as possible, I was to late for my sister but maybe
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you can bring a young wannabe Anarchist into our messed up world.
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3. Have all the kids on your street fight each other. Its really good to see a
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bunch of faggity little punks beat the sh*t out of each other.
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4. Spraypaint a cat, I find purple and red work best.
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5. Charge all the little kids to see a minuature nuclear bomb. To create one do
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the following. Take one unused model rocket engine and grind up all of the gray
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stuff inside it. This stuff is extremely flammable and although the flame will
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last under 5 seconds, it will look friggin' awesome!!
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6. Find a nice little PD board that is oh so lovely, now have some fun and
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upload some beautifull trojans!! This 'll teach him that the only way is Pir8!!
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7. Go to your local conservation area and have some fun with the rangers. I know
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a guy who once used some lock equipment to lock all the doors to their little
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cabin. He then egged their windows while they tried to climb out of them to
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apprehend him!!
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8. Go to the conservation area and have a little bit of target practice, I find
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taking a pellet gun or sling shot and firing at fishermen in boats is the most
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fun. The following is a little scoring sheet for your shots.
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1. Hitting The Boat: 1 pt
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2. Hitting The Fisherman :2pts
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3. Hitting The FIshermans friend or son: 3 pts
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4. Knocking A Fisherman Out Of A Boat : 5 pts
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5. Knocking His Bait Into The Water : 10 pts
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6. Knocking The Fish Off His Line : 20 pts
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7. Causing The Whole Boat To Swamp : 25 pts
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8. Killing Him : YOU WIN
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9. Missing Anything: Lose A Life
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10. Causing A Fish To Explode: Free Man
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9. Get some of the gray stuff from the rocket engines and put it in the ashtrays
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that you find in malls (the ones with sand). When the fool puts down his
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cigarette instant HELLFIRE!!!
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10. Find the faggit punk in your class's cigarette's (most punks smoke). Now you
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can either put a little of that grey stuff on the end (heheheh) or some gasoline
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on the tip, both work well.
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11. How about taking as much crap and piss (puke and diahrea also work well)
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that you can find and pour it in someone's mailbox. Most people just reach in,
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and you can imagine their reaction!!!
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12. Alot of drugstores have kleenex samples, well a funny thing to do is to
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blow your nose on one (greeners have a better effect) and stuff it back in the
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packet!!!!
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13. If you have any simpathy for any feminist groups then don't read this and
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shoot yourself. Take your nice modem and dial up a feminist board (or a gay),
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now log on as something like Macho Pig or Bitch Beater. I used to log onto
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Christian boards as Satan or David Koresh.
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14. Watch tv.
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15. Have a fun time with a few good phone pranks. How about having 4 deluxe
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pizza's from each pizza place in town delivered to your favourite faggot.
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16. Go and steal tips from restaurants. After people leave they'll usually leave
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a tip for the waiter, take it!!!
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17. Call a local school (yours preferrably) and give a bomb threat. The school
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will have to clear the school.
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18. If you're really on the ball, then you can loot the school while everyone
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else is outside from the bomb threat. Alot of teachers will have left their
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purse or wallet out don't just take the money, take the whole wallet!!!
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19. Go into the middle of a BUSY area and set off some firecrackers. That 'll
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get those fucking commuters moving even FASTER!!!
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20. Go to some of those cheap dollar stores and practice your theft skills. I
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like to steal from those bins out front of the stores to start with, then I
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work my way up to stealing right from the counter in front of the guy.
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21. Go to another convenience run by any type of immigrant with a bunch of
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friends. Then start walking around like you've stolen something. The guy will
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continuously be bothering you and accusing you of stealing when you really
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haven't. Yet, after you've done this enough and he's tired of it and never
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checks you anymore, really steal something!!!
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22. Go do some good old fashioned 10 year old Anarchy....go slash some tires.
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This is only good if you know the asshole whom you're slashing. Our vice
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principal is constantly getting slashed and we all sit by a window or in the
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bushes and watch as he tries to start 'er up.
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23. Call Larry King live. You know, that old guy on CNN who does a talk show.
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It may cost a little (not with a PBX) but it'll be worth it when you tell him
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how good an Anarchist you are. Or you could give him your whole "crude"
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vocabulary.
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Well that's it for another Anarchists Anonymous text file.....
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GREETS GO OUT TO: Spaceman Spiff for being the coolest sysop, Guile for just
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being there, Cpt. Kid for hanging with me, to the guy in Montreal who wrote that
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hacking/phreaking database...it's wicked!!!
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***Upcoming Text.....
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a. How to torment retards
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b. How to bother teachers
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c. What to do with ex-friends
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PEECE.....will never be obtained, as long as I'm around.......
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-Anarchial Artist
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